so thats todays work sorted...Julie also kind of mentioned lets get the painting done...
but first...da da ..tis brew time..tea coffee and adams ale on the table today......
det welcome my friend..hny to you..thought you had fallen off the edge of the wureld!!hey unmotivated is no big drama,,,as long as its not demotivated ...you watch another film mate
dtd ..happy new year to you...hows life on the cape..all good for you?
hiya Lav...glad the hawk issue is sorted now....now then the grandsons..did they eat you out of house n home?heres a big brew for you...any plans for this fine day?
hiya pie hows things with you in the yellow rose state....?what are you up to today?
hiya ppqp...hny to you too ...glad things are looking a wee bit more + how did your day turn out?did you get out at all?keep smiling!!
Mornin SL what a great idea...listenin to fireworks on the phone..not too sure that ones gonna catch on!! youve gone soft since you left these wild and windy shores..50 degrees ? cold?jeez if thatd been here you would have been jotting about in t shirt n shorts!!..so its dribbly mince and jelly again today?mmmmm..pass on that one ..hope things are getting better in the orthodontic dept.
pauly...you are priceless girl!!!well done on the nae booze at new year!!!so youve got annoying gits n the telly at new year too?mebbe we should swop...trade you a jools holland ...d.ck for one of your presenters...sprite batter...good for you....and as for your michelle being hung over...we had one on the phone us too...mum my head is killing me..hey live with it!! ok Ill leave the avatar for a wee while !!
hiya tt...hows you wherever you are..all good...likewise Sam what are you up to?
right peeps off we toddle ,so take it easy.....by the way ...bought me first easter egg yesterday!!!!
I hate injections so what I do is keep my eyes closed.
I always end up stabbing the chair.
I broke down at the side of the road in redneck county and as I fiddled with the engine a bloke pulled alongside and said, "say pal! You look like you need a tow!"
"Whatever makes you think that?" I replied, sarcastically.
"Well," he said, looking down at my flip-flops, "you've only got 10."
Rap music promotes gun violence does it?
I've been listening to the 1812 Overture all week and I haven't performed a drive-by cannoning yet.
A drunk staggered to his front door with a traffic cone on his head and his wife was waiting for him,
"Look at you, pissed again. What a f.cking state you're in, " she said.
"If you think I'm bad, you should see the state of the car. " he slurred.
My girlfriend just left me to go to Vietnam.
*Sigh*
*Gone*
your momma went to the diet people and told them her weight and they said I asked for your weight not your phone number.
Yo mama so fat she asked for a waterbed and they put a blanket over the damn ocean.
yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!
Yo Momma is so ugly that when One Direction saw her they went the other direction.
Yo momma is so fat wan her ass was showing she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Yo,Momma's so fat that when she sat on walmart they lowered the prices
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me.
Yo momma so poor that I saw her running after garbage truck with a shopping list
Yo momma so dumb she tried to find the corner of a circle.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Jolly Ranchers were gay cowboys.
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