mornin tt...hows you today then?still doing "real " work in your speak? before you know it ..time will be to do all those wee jobs round the house that we put off....
hiya pie...go on lets see you type...just wanna make sure that the fingys are all there! you finished your boards? they look pretty smart ..oak?
hiya Lav...how are you today ten?wow that snow looks iffy ..is it still coming down?the only good thing is all the gardens look the same!!how did your dental cleaning go?all shiny bright now?mine too..all I have to do is sand them down :congratulatory:here ou go a big hand warming cuppa...tell shue I was asking for her ...hope she is doing ok.
hia pauly...how are you feeling today?any better..hopefully so has the anxiety gone?big thing is you realise booze wont help..One of the bad things about goggle..you can click on a button and all of a sudden you are an expert in brain surgery,..Julies mum does that hse has a heart of gold but...think the furthest abroad she has been is Spain,but she is a world traveller ,and as far as illnesses go ..jeez say nowt!!
Yo Sam...hows you today matey?still a dustin of snow on the ground?as for docs appointment..cant get one till next week!!if the issue gets any worse,Ill just trolley up to A and E ..(ER?)..You out on the land today?Im pointing the wall round an outside window today..thats if it stops raining!!
mornin Narilly...hows you ?take it you are pretty busy at the mo?
hiya SL...done your e-mails now?that you back on track?yes I think we all suffer from that ..no I dont need the glasses syndrome..Ive got reading glasses ,and last time they gave ..well not gave sold! mee a pair of long distance ones..now mr clever here thought his eyesight was perfick,and that I could shooot a rat in the ass at 1000yds!!ha put the long distance bins on and it opens up a hole new world..its hard to believe the deterioration!! Hows the headache after the chocolate medication?glad that booze didnt get a look in!! good for you...
morning ppqp....-15 luxury!!!and 8 inch of snow eek!!hope things are better with your son today...you need to look after you too!!
det great to see you mate...hows things?a for the dreams yep thats it..thats all they are ..youre doing really well mate..I remember when you would have caved..but now you seem to have found that inner dore of resolve ..good for you!!!!
right folks going for another brew....a few not so happy bunnies on here think its time for a....:grouphugs: take it easy folks
Can I order a train to deliver some cargo for me?
- Freight?
- Well I was hoping for half seven but that'll do
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
My girlfriend thinks that one day I'll be a brilliant father, but I'm not convinced.
And neither are our children
My wife told me to hoover the house while she was out.
When she got back, she yelled, "It's still a f.cking mess in here!"
"I know," I replied, proudly. "But the outside walls are spotless."
The world hide and seek champion said it was his intention to get married this year but his perfect woman would be hard to find
Kim Jong Un arises in the morning and flings open his curtains. "Good morning, Great Leader," says the sun.
"Good morning, dear sun," replies Kim Jong Un.
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Later that night, the Great Leader prepares for bed...
"Good night, dear sun," says Kim Jong Un.
"Good night Kim," replies the sun.
"No 'Great Leader'," asks Kim? "What is this impertinence?"
"bollox to you," says the sun, "I'm in the west now."
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So far critics are giving it a thumbs up!
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They've opened a canoe worms.
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"Every move you make, I'll be watching you" , said no-one
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He said, "No I'm not."
I just broke up with this cross-eyed chick.
I thought she was seeing someone else.
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