on we go..need a nice hot brew...anyone else?...
hiya Sam..how r you today mate? whats on the agenda for today then?cant beat home grown veg....lot of peopl reckon that there is no different ..I def think there is
hiya pie ..how are you today then?all good ..hope I havent returned the cut thumb favour!that Amyrillis looks nice..for some reason red flowers are my fave...Julies are pinks and poiples..lot to be said for mature workers...dont throw a sickie at the drop of a hat..more work conscious,respectful to name a few..hey youll def get the job!!
hiya Lav..boy oh boy ..you sure hit the jackpot with that one.....5 hrs..aint you the lucky one!!!heres a hoooge brew to sit at your machine with!!I think I spoke too soon ..its that crappy snow coming down now....bummer.com whats the difference between Amish pickle and"english " type?
hiya SL...hows you then?the reason Im using snide Lavender at the mo is mine hant grown ..looking out the window Ive got about 15 lavenders,what I will do is when the spring/summer comes will cut some and mix them in ...that way you get the smell and look.....if its foggy,how can you see the pansies?:hahaha: have a great day
hiya pauly..how are you feeling today then? any better?...hope so....lets get you some yo momma jokes cheer ya up!!!
hiya ppqp..how are you feeling?any better ..big brew or chicken soup?here you go...
hiya Narilly...how are you?all ok..as a kid I hated parsnips..basically my dad knew someone who grew them and he did too,so it was parsnips with everything except custard!! but now lov them..roasted with rosemary and black pepper on them!!
hiya tt ..hows upside downy land today?had a good day at work?
right folk get the jokes in time then offski...c yawl
Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it..its at home
Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!
Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras
Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.
Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way
Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up
Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on water to drink it
Yo mamma so ugly when I took a picture of her the printer refused to print it
Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."
After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off.
"You're self-employed you stupid b.stard," I said.
Today, I walked into a restaurant.
"Hi, is my table ready?"
"No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"
"No, that's okay."
"Great, take these to table six then."
Ill take a chance on this one!!!!
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
I'm beginning to suspect I'm not as popular as I thought I was.
I've been in hospital for two weeks, and the only "Hope you get out soon!" card I've got is from the nurses.
I was in the bank earlier when a man ran in and shouted, "Everybody put your hands in the air."
"Excuse me, sir, but this is a bank, not a f.cking party," I replied.
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