tea and coffeee on the stove..so here we go...
morning Lav... wie geht es dir heute? alles gut..just thought Id chuck that in seeing as where you live !!glad you are feeling better..its just started snowing again here..but its that stuff that gets you wet if you get my drift...here you go..a large recovery brew...hope you enjoy the show looks pretty good...apart from the $10 parking!!
hiya ns....apologies yep you have been a around longer ..oops!! no wonder my head is nipping ..Im doing these puzzles too..some of them are really mad..I knew the bike one ..only it was a push bike....
hiya pauly..hows you then today??on your way thru your 10000 steps...and hows yer dongle today then :thumbsup: heard about the chinese woman with different sized boobs? Wun Hung Lo...you have a great day..any plans for the weekend?
Aye aye ppqp...(crap joke!!!) how are you today hows the eye doing today ?is it any better? by the way ..your post yesterday....Must orf to get ready as well. Have a Terrific AF Tuesday all and all to come. go on tell me what weve missed?
hiya Sam ..hows you today then?glad the teasers are a wake up mate....so you out croonin and tooning?interesting about the eyes...I know it isnt really related apart from the senses but I was reading about the diff between taste and flavour and the experiments..put that into google ..it is good.
hiya tt..wow that as short and sweet!!!glad all is well...
hiya narilly....its another warm one...arrgh..when we used to go out to batus..we used to try and get on the earlier exercises on the plains ex Medicine Man they were called and probably still are..we used to try and get on 3s and 4s..weather was lovely ..time you got to 7 it was freezing Oct Nov!!glad you like the puzzles.
hiya sl..well here you go teegif is here for you ..could it perchance be poets too?see the 2 guys made it to the top of yon mountain..spent 8 months prepping for it jeez!!you any plands for the weekend ..not in that line tho?
hiya pie..hows you this fine day?Idont know if you are into kindles etc for reading...but if you are ..and for anyone else to..there is a great site called http://bookzz.org/ you can download books from here .just looked and gray mountain is on it...The format for e readers is usually mobi....so down load the book in its format ..epub or whatever then get a converter online (free)to convert it to mobi ...job done then transfer it to your e reader..I do it all the time!! for anyone interested let me know....
right folks time to go....so here we go.......
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
I left some Quorn in the supermarket the other day. I went back and asked, "Have you seen my vegetarian mince?"
The shop assistant replied, "No, but walk up and down and I'll give you my honest opinion".
When my son came home from school, I showed him a bucket of water.
"I'm sorry son. Your snowman has died"
My flock of sheep were stolen from my farm last month.
I've not been able to sleep since.
I was riding a horse yesterday and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it.
All the other kids on the carousel started screaming.
My son is cold and calculating
I've turned the heating off whilst he does his maths homework.
As I stood at the bus stop having a smoke, I was surprised to see the bus leaving before its scheduled time.
I could've sworn I put the f.cking handbrake on.
c5fc86064b.jpg does this mean its the wrong shop?
As I stood at the bus stop having a smoke, I was surprised to see the bus leaving before its scheduled time.
I thought I d put the bloody handbrake on!!
puzzle
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out
what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary, you'd think
nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it.
It IS unusual, why? Study it. Think about it and you may find
out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit,
it will dawn on you. So jump to it! Try your skill at figuring it
out! Good Luck - Don't blow your cool!
what are the next 3 letters in the sequence ottffss......
why are 2013 dollars worth more than 2012 dollars?
you chase a horse into a forest....how far in will it get?
HARD PUZZLE....Take 9 from 6,10 from 9 and then 50 from 40........your answer is 6 can you work it out?
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