morn all...and how are we today then ?all good ..hope so .tis the start of the weekend unless you are in upsidedowny land where its half over already..jeez thats like getting up before you go to bed!!snowing over here but not very heavily..trouble is where I live its on a hill, so the least covering on the roads sets it off,and the gritters dont come up here....anyways weather dependant ,it may be an early start in the morning...we shall see..
ok brew time and orf we go..answers to yesterdays puzzles at the end..if ou are fed up wi them just let me know..its just ideas to keep the fred a bit more interesting...any ideas welcome.
right n uff burbling on ..brew time
mornin ppqp.......hows you today?how are the peepers doing you need to rest them..did you get tyre done?12 pills at once ..dont go running ..youll be rattling!!take it easy...you need to look after yourself!!! :hug:
hiya pauly..hows you then?ok?did you get any exercise done?still got the cba s?ive got lots to do its just getting that frame of mind ...kick up the ass.com!!made a real healthy curry last night...followed closely by a hooge dollop of raspberry pavlova ice cream..whats that all about???
hiya ns..how are you today then?isnt it great when you get that "ding"moment and it falls into place with the puzzles?kinda like quitting booze isnt it?
hiya Sam,,,hows you today then?all ready for your ceilidh tonight then toons then mair toons ...go for it yeehah!! I once thought about laser surgery..but the thought of someone messing with my eyes ...ermm no ta..
hiya pie...hows you then?took me a while to figure the paragraph one out too...sometimes you look so hard you miss the obvious....glad you are enjoying work ..well chuffed for you..as far the kindle goes,no problem ..if you want to try it or get stuck give me a shout....I downloaded another 3 books yesterday!! APOLOGIES FOR MISSING IT PIE...WELL DONE ON 6 MONTHS :sohappy:as for the fine dining scenario ..think you would find it easier than you reckon it will...good work pie again apologies for missing it...
hiya SL...hows you ..new glasses the lot.whit woo!! :yay: that seems like a fair price hours wise ..it just depends what they do in the time...have you never thought about doing it yourself?appreciate that you are working full time,but what would the girls not help..or am I peeing into the wind with that one?
hiya Lav...oops no show?a small herd of stinky boys instead.....think you need a biiiiiig brew today..for some mad reason that old joke just came into my head....
noises you hear on a farm.....moo,baa,oink oink ,mehhh ,hee haw ,neigh, "oi you ..get off that fkn tractor" ok ok Ill get me coat!!
right peeps..just confirmed out tomorrow early doors...this time a forage into Cheshire...not very far...
and now ..da da........the answers....
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out
what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary, you'd think
nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it.
It IS unusual, why? Study it. Think about it and you may find
out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit,
it will dawn on you. So jump to it! Try your skill at figuring it
out! Good Luck - Don't blow your cool! THE LETTER E DOES NOT APPEAR ANYWHERE
what are the next 3 letters in the sequence ottffss......EIGHT NINE TEN...ENT
why are 2013 dollars worth more than 2012 dollars? THERE ARE 2013 OF THEM A DOLLAR MORE
you chase a horse into a forest....how far in will it get? HALF WAY..AFTER THAT ITS COMING OUT
HARD PUZZLE....Take 9 from 6,10 from 9 and then 50 from 40........your answer is 6 can you work it out?
OK HERE WE GO ...Change it into Roman numerals!!!!!!!
SIX – 9 (IX)= S
9 (IX) – 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) – 50 (L)= X
SIX
this was the other answer that I didnt get...not convinced tho......
9 from 6 = -3
10 from 9 = -1
50 from 40 = -10
-3 – -10 + -1 = 6
have a great day....
Depression is that illness you develop when you're watching Jeremy Kyle Show.
I walked into a pub and said, 'Pint of lager please, barsteward.'
He said, 'Oi! Don't call me that, you cheeky git.'
I replied, 'Sorry about that. Pint of lager please, glasswipe.'
Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me. Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...
Why did my wife cross the road?
To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three bleedin hours ago.
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
"Oh its you Luciano, come on in",
Pavarotti says,
"Here's an envelope for you from the pope"
St Peter opens it and reads...
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
A bloke is sitting reading the morning paper when his wife comes into the kitchen.
"Look at this", he says, "there's a great sale on tyres at the moment."
"What do you want tyres for? You haven't even got a car!" his wife says.
"Yeah, but I don't complain when you go out and buy bras do I?" replies the bloke
I've recently been encouraging my sixteen year old daughter to find a job to help pay for her college education. Last week she came home with five applications and later that night I read them.
Under "previous employment", she listed, "babysitter".
Under "reason for leaving", she wrote, "they came home".
Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concern
Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama is so nasty that she has more rappers in her than an iPod.
Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down.
Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.
Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her and passed out.
Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.
U2 has a concert that starts in 17 minutes and they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on the same side of the bridge. You must help them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown etc.
Each band member walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:
Bono:- 1 minute to cross
Edge:- 2 minutes to cross
Adam:- 5 minutes to cross
Larry:-10 minutes to cross
For example: if Bono and Larry walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Larry then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission.
Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn but nobody placed them there. Why are they there?
ok brew time and orf we go..answers to yesterdays puzzles at the end..if ou are fed up wi them just let me know..its just ideas to keep the fred a bit more interesting...any ideas welcome.
right n uff burbling on ..brew time
mornin ppqp.......hows you today?how are the peepers doing you need to rest them..did you get tyre done?12 pills at once ..dont go running ..youll be rattling!!take it easy...you need to look after yourself!!! :hug:
hiya pauly..hows you then?ok?did you get any exercise done?still got the cba s?ive got lots to do its just getting that frame of mind ...kick up the ass.com!!made a real healthy curry last night...followed closely by a hooge dollop of raspberry pavlova ice cream..whats that all about???
hiya ns..how are you today then?isnt it great when you get that "ding"moment and it falls into place with the puzzles?kinda like quitting booze isnt it?
hiya Sam,,,hows you today then?all ready for your ceilidh tonight then toons then mair toons ...go for it yeehah!! I once thought about laser surgery..but the thought of someone messing with my eyes ...ermm no ta..
hiya pie...hows you then?took me a while to figure the paragraph one out too...sometimes you look so hard you miss the obvious....glad you are enjoying work ..well chuffed for you..as far the kindle goes,no problem ..if you want to try it or get stuck give me a shout....I downloaded another 3 books yesterday!! APOLOGIES FOR MISSING IT PIE...WELL DONE ON 6 MONTHS :sohappy:as for the fine dining scenario ..think you would find it easier than you reckon it will...good work pie again apologies for missing it...
hiya SL...hows you ..new glasses the lot.whit woo!! :yay: that seems like a fair price hours wise ..it just depends what they do in the time...have you never thought about doing it yourself?appreciate that you are working full time,but what would the girls not help..or am I peeing into the wind with that one?
hiya Lav...oops no show?a small herd of stinky boys instead.....think you need a biiiiiig brew today..for some mad reason that old joke just came into my head....
noises you hear on a farm.....moo,baa,oink oink ,mehhh ,hee haw ,neigh, "oi you ..get off that fkn tractor" ok ok Ill get me coat!!
right peeps..just confirmed out tomorrow early doors...this time a forage into Cheshire...not very far...
and now ..da da........the answers....
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out
what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary, you'd think
nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it.
It IS unusual, why? Study it. Think about it and you may find
out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit,
it will dawn on you. So jump to it! Try your skill at figuring it
out! Good Luck - Don't blow your cool! THE LETTER E DOES NOT APPEAR ANYWHERE
what are the next 3 letters in the sequence ottffss......EIGHT NINE TEN...ENT
why are 2013 dollars worth more than 2012 dollars? THERE ARE 2013 OF THEM A DOLLAR MORE
you chase a horse into a forest....how far in will it get? HALF WAY..AFTER THAT ITS COMING OUT
HARD PUZZLE....Take 9 from 6,10 from 9 and then 50 from 40........your answer is 6 can you work it out?
OK HERE WE GO ...Change it into Roman numerals!!!!!!!
SIX – 9 (IX)= S
9 (IX) – 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) – 50 (L)= X
SIX
this was the other answer that I didnt get...not convinced tho......
9 from 6 = -3
10 from 9 = -1
50 from 40 = -10
-3 – -10 + -1 = 6
have a great day....
Depression is that illness you develop when you're watching Jeremy Kyle Show.
I walked into a pub and said, 'Pint of lager please, barsteward.'
He said, 'Oi! Don't call me that, you cheeky git.'
I replied, 'Sorry about that. Pint of lager please, glasswipe.'
Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me. Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...
Why did my wife cross the road?
To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three bleedin hours ago.
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
"Oh its you Luciano, come on in",
Pavarotti says,
"Here's an envelope for you from the pope"
St Peter opens it and reads...
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
A bloke is sitting reading the morning paper when his wife comes into the kitchen.
"Look at this", he says, "there's a great sale on tyres at the moment."
"What do you want tyres for? You haven't even got a car!" his wife says.
"Yeah, but I don't complain when you go out and buy bras do I?" replies the bloke
I've recently been encouraging my sixteen year old daughter to find a job to help pay for her college education. Last week she came home with five applications and later that night I read them.
Under "previous employment", she listed, "babysitter".
Under "reason for leaving", she wrote, "they came home".
Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concern
Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama is so nasty that she has more rappers in her than an iPod.
Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down.
Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.
Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her and passed out.
Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.
U2 has a concert that starts in 17 minutes and they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on the same side of the bridge. You must help them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown etc.
Each band member walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:
Bono:- 1 minute to cross
Edge:- 2 minutes to cross
Adam:- 5 minutes to cross
Larry:-10 minutes to cross
For example: if Bono and Larry walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Larry then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission.
Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn but nobody placed them there. Why are they there?
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