hiya Lav..brew time ..talking about 1977?I was in the army stationed in Munster W Germany then...oh the delights of cheap duty free booze and cigs!!!depending on when in 77 I was either involved in all the bs for the queens jubilee, drunk or training to go to Northern Ireland!! what are you up to today then?anything special?
hi pie ..hows you today then?one thing I cant do ..well one of many actually is to paint doors and windows can never get them right..always leave run marks in the paint..HOA ??
Hiya Pauly ..hows you then?thanks for askin bout me ..just feeling down at the mo plus sore lower back and knee and I keep getting headaches..if Id been a horse then it would have been well past my sell by date now!!Julie got a fit bit heard nothing but since she got it ..it does this,that the other..the silent alarm on it wakes up everyone in the street bar her!!she reckons its good..
hiya ppqp ..hows the eye today then?youll need to be in full viewing mode for todays performance at work!!didnt realise we had a blue monday over here,but it was all over the news tonight...
hi narilly ..hows you today then?as for the jokes ..youre welcome ..kind of gets hard at times..!! hope you enjoyed the nachos!
hiya SL ..how are you today ?ok..?thanks for your thoughts..yep reckon it was a bit of both physical as well as being a nut!!just spoken to Amy ..she has got job interview at Doncaster hospital this morning at 9 so hopefully......
hiya tt...hows you?yep feelin a bit chirpier today ..more positive ..you know the score....so you lived in Manchesta did you?where abouts?thats where Julie was born too.mind you that means nowt its like saying do you know my mate Jimmy from Scotland!!
hiya Sam..hows you then mate ..whats on the cards for today?
right folks orf we go...have a good one everybuddy....
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