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    wednesday 21st

    yoohoo...mornin all and welcome to a very snowy me in the hills..its belting down...so much so dont think Julie will be able to get to work...seen one car go down and thats a 4wd...got rid of mine if you recall..wll today brings a cheerier me..as I said think its a combination of a lotta things,so really the choice is sit and moan or do something..so we are going for option 2..also stopped drinking so much coffee..see if that has anything to do with the headaches..ok lets go..

    tea n coffee on the go for all n sundry the noo..what did amaze me was the number of viewings we had yesterday versus the number of posts...be nice if people just popped in and said hi..

    hiya Pie,hows you today then?glad the joke made you laff..yep better mood today thanx ..more positive mustve been that time o the month :congratulatory:

    hiya Lav ..well did you get your lunch out?hope so..and did you get any snow?if you are struggling got some here you can have if you reeelly want!heres a big coffee for you..anything on the cards for today then?

    hiya ppqp..mrs rested and energized!!.well you never gave us the goss on work..what happened?you even got your eye fixed for a ringside view and bam...nowt!!hows son doing ?things any better?hopefully so....apologies just saw your second post..but WHERE did you get that from " rambunctious"

    hiya NS...Hows you then?did you get the puzzles..answers at the end

    hiya tt..hows you then today?all good n busy?..no the housing you are talking about still exists ,Sholver Derker Glodwick Werneth..but certainly not worth big bucks...they are now asian and east european communities,and conditions still look (note look) pretty run down..in fact Glodwick was the centre of the race riots a few years ago

    hiya pauly..hows you?feeling any better ?horses together eh?oh yeh the fit bit is fun...get lotsa interesting facts now from Julie..like did ou know I slept for 7 hrs 14 mins,or did 5670 activity steps or burned so many calories...all riveting stuff!!

    hiya Sam..glad the wife is on the mend now..also the skypey thing..it is a pain had it got rid had it got rid ..now looking at reinstalling it..that looks really smart where you are surveying....

    hiya SF...long time no see..what have you been up to ?anything out of the ornery?

    righty ho..folks time to go..so have a good day all......

    There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket? THE LAST PERSON THAT TOOK THEIR EGG TOOK THE BASKET TOO

    If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each other, how many handshakes will there have been? ANSWER....Twenty one.
    Most people would people would think there were 43 handshakes, but when "a" shakes hands with "b", "b" has already shaken hands with "a" and need not to do it again.

    Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and the end. INKSTAND......

    AND TODAYS.....

    Assuming that you are paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies at the same time?


    Mr. And Mrs. Jacks have five children, half of them are boys. How is this possible?

    There is a train one kilometre long, travelling at a rate of one kilometre per minute through a tunnel which is one kilometre long. How long will it take the train to pass through?


    My mum said "you treat this place like a hotel"......

    She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'

    The Daily Mail reports that in 100 years "90% of languages will become extinct because of simplification".

    Wot eva.

    I've just been arrested for rape and pillage after getting into the holiday spirit.

    It seems the name 'Viking River Cruises' is a little misleading

    I've just noticed the hospital drama "Casualty" is up to series twenty nine and to keep it true to life, some of the patients from series one are just being seen.

    A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you.

    So I popped his balloon with my lit cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.

    When I was twelve, I jammed a tile from a Scrabble set into a Nerf gun and shot my brother in the forehead, killing him instantly.


    It was an accident though, I thought it was a blank.

    I've just stayed at Disneyland and I have to tell you, I am completely pissed off.

    9 o'clock in the morning, the maid wakes me up to clean the room.

    I was expecting all of the forest creatures to fly in through the window.

    So the Sun newspaper has agreed to remove women displaying there breasts on page 3 after it was criticised as being sexist.

    But not to worry lads you can always turn to the political pages if you still want to see loads of tits.

    My wife and I decided to go out for the day. We went for a long stroll in the park, bought some ice creams and sat by the pond, feeding the ducks. Eventually she turned to me and said, "Have you had a nice day?"

    I said, "Yes thanks. remember it well... It was 1987, the sun was shining and I'd just left school."

    My mate is so cross eyed,he shaves without a mirror.

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    Last edited by Mick; January 21, 2015, 03:15 PM.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

    #2
    hiya molls thanx for the pop in....our Amy has just phoned she went for an interview yesterday...she got offered full time post as a midwife..well chuffed for her......

    molls just for you.....

    Find The Next Number
    12 13 15 17 111 113 117 119 123 ?

    As they say, beggars can't be choosers, in fact beggar take what they can get. A beggar on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the beggar finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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      #3
      they are here too..she obviously takes after moi...as for the answers...no cigar this time maam
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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        #4
        Good morning Abbers,

        Happy Hump day to all!
        Nice snow pics Mick but I don't see any yellow snow, ha ha!!!
        Expecting a couple inches of snow here today as well starting this afternoon. That gives me a chance to get out to Curves & do a few things before it starts.
        Congrats to Amy on her job! I hope she's very happy in her new position
        My lunch out was postponed yesterday, one girl couldn't make it after all. I ended up watching my grandsons from 3 pm thru bedtime. Both are sick with bad coughs & the babysitter called me for help. Glad I was available to give her a hand.

        Greetings Molly, Sam, PQ, SL, Pauly, Pie, Det, NS & everyone.
        I'll check back in later.
        Have a wonderful AF day everyone!

        Lav
        AF since 03/26/09
        NF since 05/19/09
        Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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          #5
          Good morning. That's a ton of snow Mick, it's almost like Canada Eh!

          Morning Lav, Mol, everyone. I'm on the bus and eating my feet today. Should have my orthotics by the weekend.

          UnHung on Wednesday, love that!

          See ya!
          Narilly

          "Nothing in this World Can take the place of Persistence"
          "You can have the life you want OR you can Drink"

          AF April 12, 2014

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            #6
            Quick pop in - silly busy day yesterday - did not stop for a second. Really wanted to nip in and say yahoo to Julie Mick, that is just great and hope that she will be very happy....
            Hi everyone else - maybe I will manage to eat lunch today and sign in for a better read then..
            “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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              #7
              me also quick pop in as its off to work in a minute. Enjoying almond butter lightly spreader on toast for breakfast. The 'light' is not just because of the calories but also because its really expensive here. Most almonds are also imported - so thats expensive too. Almonds do grow here but its not something that has much of a commercial market.

              Great news about Amy's job offer. Is she going to take it? Hope you get some lunch SL. Big hellos to all else.

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                #8
                Hi, SL. I wonder where you'd snuck off to!

                Mick, I'm doing ok (>50%, I'd say) but you're definitely giving my brain a workout!

                Nar, is "eating my feet" a Canadian idiom or a typo???

                I'm glad you're working on these puzzles, too, Molly. Someone needs to be feeling my pain!

                Lav, I'm hoping to be a grandma with your kind of style!!

                xpost, TT. I make my own almond/cashew/macadamia nut butter --- Heaven!

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                  #9
                  MAE ALL....

                  Mick...wow, like Narilly says you could be at Suffeild. LOL So did Julie make it into work? Glad your mood is lifting. The day just flew by. Accountant came in but boss #1 took the day off. LOL Eye checkup tomorrow should go fine as everything feels fine.

                  Molls...good to see you on the thread, stick around. I was wondering how the army was doing. Haven't been surfing around since the new site, don't want to lose my way. :harhar: It'll be good to catch up. Just saw "page 2" now I have to read the rest of the thread. Still can't get used to that.

                  Lav...too bad about the lunch. Did you get the expected snow today? Hope the Gkids are better soon.

                  Narilly...still trying to figure out Little bit of a dip in the weather but at least we don't live where Mick does. LOL

                  SL...hi, did you get some lunch?

                  TT...hope your day went good.

                  NS...don't think it's a Canadian thing??? As soon as my life settles down I'll be joining you with the problem solving.

                  It's an order in night tonight so must decide what we're getting. Have a peaceful night/day all......:smile:PPQP

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                    #10
                    Hi all!

                    So glad NS and PQ asked about the feet eating. What say you, Nar?

                    Love your snowy pics, Mick. You get snow today too, Lav?

                    Good to see yous, SL and TT.

                    Ahoy, Molly! Starting off at the dentist, and then to work sounds like a day best viewed in the rear-view mirror! So glad you're here as there's a question I've been meaning to ask the Army. What the heck are you gals always ironing? I've only had my iron out once in the last decade, and that was for a sewing project!

                    I've had a wonderful couple of days. Last night I attended a lovely gathering of neighbors, something I would NEVER have done while drinking. Totally enjoyed meeting folks, and learning about my new complex. Shared a few good laughs as well. Today the talented handyman returned, and another neighbor surprised me with a gift of biscuits and tea. My list of sober delights is growing long!

                    Thank you, MWO friends! For more than you know. :heartbeat:

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                      #11
                      Scottish Lass, I just read you reached your 11-month milestone today! Congratulations, and well done!!!!!!!

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                        #12
                        Why thank you Pie
                        I am sucking my toes here waiting for the soup to heat up - well once upon a time I could suck my toes, but the old joints won't let me...
                        Molly - I think you should make this thread your home now!
                        PPQ - got my lunch out of the fridge and the phone started to ring ....and ring....so I ate, but no break - oh well.
                        TT - come visit - I live in the land of almond orchards, could send you back with a BIG bag!
                        “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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                          #13
                          evening all
                          a late sort of check in to a rather ho-hum day, nothing good, nothing bad, just was there you might say. Guess it is the kind of a eating my feet type day.

                          Well done Scottish Lass!!!!
                          Liberated 5/11/2013

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                            #14
                            SL -thanks but the nuts wouldn't make it through our agricultural borders as they are ultra strict about bringing nuts in! Maybe if they were sealed but it's a nightmare importing foodstuffs. So I will have to eat them in California instead!
                            Pie - I ironed 2 garments today so how amazing is that?

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                              #15
                              Pretty darn amazing TT!

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