morn all..glad to report no more snow has landed ..so my efforts arent in vain...yep Julie is going to work today..we cleared a path all the way down the hill yesterday,and I broke the snow shovel!!so how are we all today then? good I hope...thanks for the kind words bout Amy..yes well chuffed for her..apparently she did great on her interview,and they commented on the questions that she put at the end too..apparently it was a practical as well as talking interview....there was the equivalent of 1.8 posts to fill..and the gave her the full time one the next morning,so all she is waiting for now is her CRB check and start date....
ok then on we go..tea and coffee on the go the noo.
mornin SF....hs you today?all good?hows the world shaping up since you got off the corporate roundabout ?
Grade T and a grand day to you..a big welcome to you...just popping in or planning to stop?whatever tis nice to "see you"
hiya ppqp..hows things with you then?glad the eye is back to normalish..sounds like they are all dodging each other at your work ...get that eye sorted before the big fight!!heehee..yes it could be Suffield ..tho much preferred it in the earlier months of the year..only on difference tho..cant get grape soda here and I luuuuved that..oh and tanks and guns and shooty things!!
hiya tt ..hows the bit of the world thats draining all the sunshine from up here?Is almond butter high in cals?I know im supposed to put a few on porridge..they are good for lowering cholestoral but high in cals..but just like everything with me.....packet open...packet gone thats why booze was an issue..just the one kinda meant just the one....bottle!! as for the nuts and the strict imports ..they werent that strict when they let all the nuts from Britain in over the years!!:congratulatory:
hiya no sugar...hows you then?how did you get on with the puzzles?the train one i got straight away as the numbers one..racked my brains on the half boys one for a while..that is until I checked the answer!!..eating your feet..ermm need to be pretty well cooked before i thought of that one...cant say its on my top fetish list!!:congratulatory:
hia pie ..thats a grand saying ..best seen in the rear view mirror..borrowed it now!..glad you got on with your neighbours..again its the little things like that ,you dont seem to have when you are on the plonk..either that or the "one time only" rule applies..dont invite her again ...
SL...me me me please almond land..congratulations on 11 eleven months now..wow hasnt that flown in...how do you feel about that?and also what do your girls think about it?I/We have seen you turn from being someone who initially thought cant do this too hard .it will never happen into someone who is sound gives great advice to others struggling too..so all I can say is
the fighting s over,the battles won,
and now iits maintenance thats gotta be done,
so well done you ,I know it was hard,
but in the end you got your reward :thumbsup:
at the mo on the phone weve got a spate of cold callers..telling me Ive got all sorts of debt,and would Ilike a loan ..but they arent after commission,or tryin to sell anything..as soon as you ask where they got the info from ...click line goes down...do you get them over there too?
hiya Sam...hows you and your ho hum day then?we re busy doin nothin all of the whole day thru..trying not to do all things we need to do...(song there mate)!you need to jump in on this ironing thing...seems to be the new craze on here
hiya Molls ..glad to see you over here missus..hows things with you this foine day then.....apart from the dentist?and wheres erins other fair daughter today then? yeeeeep...(sounds like Dave out of strage wars for thse that watch it!!)I was wondering about all the folks on here and all the freds..so me too gonna pop in to different places to see whats going on..not too far tho ..manage to start arguments!! so hows the upholder of Irelands education doing?hows the rest of yer gang?will put the puzzle answers at the end..have a grand day.
hiya Lav..hows you then?did you get your downfall of snow? ..you are right no yellow snow..no names written in pee...nowadays you wouldnt be able to read it as opposed to checking the handwriting sample!!the pencil aint as sharp as it used to be!!!big brew then ..and yes ..washed my hands!!any plans for the dinner today or is it on hold?
hia Narilly..yep almost like Canadia here ..bit of a difference in the size of the moose tho ..ones we get here are wee furry creatures wi a tail..your are big muckle (note the word SL) beasts with antlers...
notice no pauly or det today..where are yiz?
right folks for the offski have a good one.....
puzzles......
Find The Next Number
12 13 15 17 111 113 117 119 123 ? 129 they are the first ten primary numbers with 1 in front of them.
As they say, beggars can't be choosers, in fact beggar take what they can get. A beggar on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the beggar finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?
14......makes 12 ..smokes them and then another 2 out of the dimps he has left!!
Assuming that you are paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies at the same time?
It is cheaper to take two friends at the same time.
In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.
Mr. And Mrs. Jacks have five children, half of them are boys. How is this possible? they are ALL boys..
There is a train one kilometre long, travelling at a rate of one kilometre per minute through a tunnel which is one kilometre long. How long will it take the train to pass through?
2 minutes...to completely clear the tunnel front and back of the train.
TODAYS PUZZLES
Which of the following words does not belong with the others and why? Father, aunt, sister, cousin, mother, uncle.
What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form?
. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.
A high speed electric train is travelling Southwest at 90 kilometres per hour. The wind is blowing Westward at 30 kilometres per hour. In what direction will the smoke from the engine blow?
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
JOKES.
My scummy neighbour reckons he was paid fifteen hundred quid for his appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show.
I think he's lying through his tooth.
The launch of my new washing detergent didn't go as planned.
I only managed to shout 'White Power' for 15 minutes before the police got involved.
So Educating Yorkshire T.V teacher Neil Giffin has been banned from teaching after having sex with two ex students, known as "Pupil E" and "Pupil D".
I'm just waiting to hear from Pupils P,A, and O,P,H,I,L,E
"Why do you never pay full attention to anything I say?" Asked the wife.
"I do," I replied, "I'm just trying to think of something to post on Twitter."
"Something to Tweet?" She asked.
"That would be great!" I replied, "I'll have a bacon sandwich."
I love being in police line ups.
Whenever I have to step forward I sing 'flying without wings' and pretend I'm in a boy band.
I walked up to this bird at the bar and said "You're a ringer for that Demi...Demi.."
"Demi Moore?" she interrupted.
"No not her," I replied "That fat Greek git Demis Roussos"
Some muppet stole my wife's purse last night.
I'm furious. All my money was in it.
I tried snorting coke for the first time last night,fecking bubbles gave me a migraine.
ok then on we go..tea and coffee on the go the noo.
mornin SF....hs you today?all good?hows the world shaping up since you got off the corporate roundabout ?
Grade T and a grand day to you..a big welcome to you...just popping in or planning to stop?whatever tis nice to "see you"
hiya ppqp..hows things with you then?glad the eye is back to normalish..sounds like they are all dodging each other at your work ...get that eye sorted before the big fight!!heehee..yes it could be Suffield ..tho much preferred it in the earlier months of the year..only on difference tho..cant get grape soda here and I luuuuved that..oh and tanks and guns and shooty things!!
hiya tt ..hows the bit of the world thats draining all the sunshine from up here?Is almond butter high in cals?I know im supposed to put a few on porridge..they are good for lowering cholestoral but high in cals..but just like everything with me.....packet open...packet gone thats why booze was an issue..just the one kinda meant just the one....bottle!! as for the nuts and the strict imports ..they werent that strict when they let all the nuts from Britain in over the years!!:congratulatory:
hiya no sugar...hows you then?how did you get on with the puzzles?the train one i got straight away as the numbers one..racked my brains on the half boys one for a while..that is until I checked the answer!!..eating your feet..ermm need to be pretty well cooked before i thought of that one...cant say its on my top fetish list!!:congratulatory:
hia pie ..thats a grand saying ..best seen in the rear view mirror..borrowed it now!..glad you got on with your neighbours..again its the little things like that ,you dont seem to have when you are on the plonk..either that or the "one time only" rule applies..dont invite her again ...
SL...me me me please almond land..congratulations on 11 eleven months now..wow hasnt that flown in...how do you feel about that?and also what do your girls think about it?I/We have seen you turn from being someone who initially thought cant do this too hard .it will never happen into someone who is sound gives great advice to others struggling too..so all I can say is
the fighting s over,the battles won,
and now iits maintenance thats gotta be done,
so well done you ,I know it was hard,
but in the end you got your reward :thumbsup:
at the mo on the phone weve got a spate of cold callers..telling me Ive got all sorts of debt,and would Ilike a loan ..but they arent after commission,or tryin to sell anything..as soon as you ask where they got the info from ...click line goes down...do you get them over there too?
hiya Sam...hows you and your ho hum day then?we re busy doin nothin all of the whole day thru..trying not to do all things we need to do...(song there mate)!you need to jump in on this ironing thing...seems to be the new craze on here
hiya Molls ..glad to see you over here missus..hows things with you this foine day then.....apart from the dentist?and wheres erins other fair daughter today then? yeeeeep...(sounds like Dave out of strage wars for thse that watch it!!)I was wondering about all the folks on here and all the freds..so me too gonna pop in to different places to see whats going on..not too far tho ..manage to start arguments!! so hows the upholder of Irelands education doing?hows the rest of yer gang?will put the puzzle answers at the end..have a grand day.
hiya Lav..hows you then?did you get your downfall of snow? ..you are right no yellow snow..no names written in pee...nowadays you wouldnt be able to read it as opposed to checking the handwriting sample!!the pencil aint as sharp as it used to be!!!big brew then ..and yes ..washed my hands!!any plans for the dinner today or is it on hold?
hia Narilly..yep almost like Canadia here ..bit of a difference in the size of the moose tho ..ones we get here are wee furry creatures wi a tail..your are big muckle (note the word SL) beasts with antlers...
notice no pauly or det today..where are yiz?
right folks for the offski have a good one.....
puzzles......
Find The Next Number
12 13 15 17 111 113 117 119 123 ? 129 they are the first ten primary numbers with 1 in front of them.
As they say, beggars can't be choosers, in fact beggar take what they can get. A beggar on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the beggar finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?
14......makes 12 ..smokes them and then another 2 out of the dimps he has left!!
Assuming that you are paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies at the same time?
It is cheaper to take two friends at the same time.
In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.
Mr. And Mrs. Jacks have five children, half of them are boys. How is this possible? they are ALL boys..
There is a train one kilometre long, travelling at a rate of one kilometre per minute through a tunnel which is one kilometre long. How long will it take the train to pass through?
2 minutes...to completely clear the tunnel front and back of the train.
TODAYS PUZZLES
Which of the following words does not belong with the others and why? Father, aunt, sister, cousin, mother, uncle.
What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form?
. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.
A high speed electric train is travelling Southwest at 90 kilometres per hour. The wind is blowing Westward at 30 kilometres per hour. In what direction will the smoke from the engine blow?
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
JOKES.
My scummy neighbour reckons he was paid fifteen hundred quid for his appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show.
I think he's lying through his tooth.
The launch of my new washing detergent didn't go as planned.
I only managed to shout 'White Power' for 15 minutes before the police got involved.
So Educating Yorkshire T.V teacher Neil Giffin has been banned from teaching after having sex with two ex students, known as "Pupil E" and "Pupil D".
I'm just waiting to hear from Pupils P,A, and O,P,H,I,L,E
"Why do you never pay full attention to anything I say?" Asked the wife.
"I do," I replied, "I'm just trying to think of something to post on Twitter."
"Something to Tweet?" She asked.
"That would be great!" I replied, "I'll have a bacon sandwich."
I love being in police line ups.
Whenever I have to step forward I sing 'flying without wings' and pretend I'm in a boy band.
I walked up to this bird at the bar and said "You're a ringer for that Demi...Demi.."
"Demi Moore?" she interrupted.
"No not her," I replied "That fat Greek git Demis Roussos"
Some muppet stole my wife's purse last night.
I'm furious. All my money was in it.
I tried snorting coke for the first time last night,fecking bubbles gave me a migraine.
I got off work,came home and laid down for a nap had a weird dream about drinking,so what do I do? Stupidity, GSR,I am so ashamed of myself, but I have to be honest with you guys, I respect you all too much, I posted a thread on PAWS yesterday cuz I could sort of feel it coming on,I quit exercising, sleep was off,I guess I just didn't care anymore but I do,I just don't know what to say,I guess this is sort of expected from me now,the lady who's been here for years and still hasn't gotten it together, I keep doing this to myself, don't say anything about it, I just wanted you guys to know
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