mornin all ..how are we this fine weekend coming up ? all good hopefully in one way or another..shant be on here too long got to take sam to the vets..nail clipping and injections..not a happy chappy after that!!so we shall crack on then...
tea ncoffee on the go...Ive cut downthe amount of cawfee Im having..also on this diet..doing not too bad..be down to 11 6 pretty soon hopefully....
right then ..hiya pauly ..hows you today apart from feeling pretty shit for drinking...2 or 3 things stick out for me...firstly as everyone says,you need to find out from the doc what the health issues are ..after that ..then you can deal with them...says the worlds worst patient!!
secondly its interesting that you feel safe to admit on here that you did have a drink..and actually it looks like "ive got a guilty secret and ive gotta tell someone."
thirdly..no you shouldnt have had a bevvy,and despite any excuses that you conjure up..its crap.....but look at you now..look at the improvement between the length of time that you do have a drink...so get back on the weirdo bus...that someone named?? and lets do it....it will fall into place as time goes on...you just need to get it together..:hug:
morning Lav..well did you get your haircut?you shouldnt have bothered..youll be tearing it out soon with the arrival of your guests..looks like most of your snow has turned to rain now,so heres a big brew afore the fun begins kids+mud+2 days =deep joy!!!!
hiya molls ..a day off ?what was that all about?theez kidz need places like yoors to be ejucated in!!yep love the marching bands too..wonder why? glad you are getting into the conundrums spirit..did you get yesterdays?wheres your wumman Satzy?have a grand weekend
hiya Narilly hows the red rose county today then?and how are you ?anything up for the weekend?
hiya SL...hows you then?your post just about sums it up ..its just life now...fact ..end of..no big deal....but actually it is...the work and effort you put into quitting...dont ever undersell yourself over it ...Burns night Sunday...reckon haggis tatties n neeps..and a bottle of metal foreheed translation for others...Irn Bru! any plans for the weekend?
ppqp...well done great news on the eye problem...glad its on the mend.....you doing owt this weekend?
hiya Sam ..hows you doing?big old oak..firewood ?you should be planking it....its really dear wood over here..
hiya pie ...how you feeling?hopefully better?..weekend coming up..get some more diy done...big hug from all the weirdos on the bus!!
hiya tt..how are you today?weekend has started really for you hasnt it
right folks for the offski...got to get the carrying hutch sorted out speak later....
Which of the following words does not belong with the others and why? Father, aunt, sister, cousin, mother, uncle. COUSIN..ALL THE OTHERS ARE GENDER SPECIFIC
What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form? WATER
. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain. HE WAS CLEANING THE INSIDES OF THE WINDOWS
A high speed electric train is travelling Southwest at 90 kilometres per hour. The wind is blowing Westward at 30 kilometres per hour. In what direction will the smoke from the engine blow? NO SMOKE FROM ELECTRIC TRAINS
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
The fishing party consisted of three people. A grandmother, a mother and a daughter. The mother is both a mother and a daughter.
TODAYS......
When can you add 'two' to 'eleven' and get 'one' as the correct answer?
Before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Benjamin can never tell a lie. Fred can never tell the truth. One of them said, "The other one said he is Fred". Which one said that?
Benjamin and jack were in a 100 metre race. When Benjamin crossed the finish line, jack was only at the 90 metre mark. Benjamin suggested they run another race. This time, Benjamin would start 10 metres behind the starting line. All other things being equal, will jack win, lose, or will it be a tie in the second race?
What has three legs and four arms?
My son's shit drawing of a snake.
My wife and I were arguing last night.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out that door!" she said, pointing.
"That's the closet," I replied.
I saw a documentary about amnesia last year. It was unforgettable.
Cilla Black has settled her phone hacking claim.
She was awarded £25. Whilst the Judge accepted her phone had been hacked he stated nobody could understand what the fEck she was chunnering on about.
I was talking to a guy at work today about sex before marriage.
'I never had sex with my wife before we got married, how about you?'
'I don't know,' I said, 'What is her name?'
I've just finished reading a book on rollercoasters.
There was a brilliant twist at the end.
and finally...molls
Mick, from Dublin appeared on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question... will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick, "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?"
A: Sparrow
B: Thrush
C: Magpie
D: Cuckoo
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin."
Mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Hell, Mick!" cried Paddy, "Dat's simple... it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is, Sir."
There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy. How in Heaven's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because, he lives in a clock."
tea ncoffee on the go...Ive cut downthe amount of cawfee Im having..also on this diet..doing not too bad..be down to 11 6 pretty soon hopefully....
right then ..hiya pauly ..hows you today apart from feeling pretty shit for drinking...2 or 3 things stick out for me...firstly as everyone says,you need to find out from the doc what the health issues are ..after that ..then you can deal with them...says the worlds worst patient!!
secondly its interesting that you feel safe to admit on here that you did have a drink..and actually it looks like "ive got a guilty secret and ive gotta tell someone."
thirdly..no you shouldnt have had a bevvy,and despite any excuses that you conjure up..its crap.....but look at you now..look at the improvement between the length of time that you do have a drink...so get back on the weirdo bus...that someone named?? and lets do it....it will fall into place as time goes on...you just need to get it together..:hug:
morning Lav..well did you get your haircut?you shouldnt have bothered..youll be tearing it out soon with the arrival of your guests..looks like most of your snow has turned to rain now,so heres a big brew afore the fun begins kids+mud+2 days =deep joy!!!!
hiya molls ..a day off ?what was that all about?theez kidz need places like yoors to be ejucated in!!yep love the marching bands too..wonder why? glad you are getting into the conundrums spirit..did you get yesterdays?wheres your wumman Satzy?have a grand weekend
hiya Narilly hows the red rose county today then?and how are you ?anything up for the weekend?
hiya SL...hows you then?your post just about sums it up ..its just life now...fact ..end of..no big deal....but actually it is...the work and effort you put into quitting...dont ever undersell yourself over it ...Burns night Sunday...reckon haggis tatties n neeps..and a bottle of metal foreheed translation for others...Irn Bru! any plans for the weekend?
ppqp...well done great news on the eye problem...glad its on the mend.....you doing owt this weekend?
hiya Sam ..hows you doing?big old oak..firewood ?you should be planking it....its really dear wood over here..
hiya pie ...how you feeling?hopefully better?..weekend coming up..get some more diy done...big hug from all the weirdos on the bus!!
hiya tt..how are you today?weekend has started really for you hasnt it
right folks for the offski...got to get the carrying hutch sorted out speak later....
Which of the following words does not belong with the others and why? Father, aunt, sister, cousin, mother, uncle. COUSIN..ALL THE OTHERS ARE GENDER SPECIFIC
What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form? WATER
. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain. HE WAS CLEANING THE INSIDES OF THE WINDOWS
A high speed electric train is travelling Southwest at 90 kilometres per hour. The wind is blowing Westward at 30 kilometres per hour. In what direction will the smoke from the engine blow? NO SMOKE FROM ELECTRIC TRAINS
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
The fishing party consisted of three people. A grandmother, a mother and a daughter. The mother is both a mother and a daughter.
TODAYS......
When can you add 'two' to 'eleven' and get 'one' as the correct answer?
Before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Benjamin can never tell a lie. Fred can never tell the truth. One of them said, "The other one said he is Fred". Which one said that?
Benjamin and jack were in a 100 metre race. When Benjamin crossed the finish line, jack was only at the 90 metre mark. Benjamin suggested they run another race. This time, Benjamin would start 10 metres behind the starting line. All other things being equal, will jack win, lose, or will it be a tie in the second race?
What has three legs and four arms?
My son's shit drawing of a snake.
My wife and I were arguing last night.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out that door!" she said, pointing.
"That's the closet," I replied.
I saw a documentary about amnesia last year. It was unforgettable.
Cilla Black has settled her phone hacking claim.
She was awarded £25. Whilst the Judge accepted her phone had been hacked he stated nobody could understand what the fEck she was chunnering on about.
I was talking to a guy at work today about sex before marriage.
'I never had sex with my wife before we got married, how about you?'
'I don't know,' I said, 'What is her name?'
I've just finished reading a book on rollercoasters.
There was a brilliant twist at the end.
and finally...molls
Mick, from Dublin appeared on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question... will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick, "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?"
A: Sparrow
B: Thrush
C: Magpie
D: Cuckoo
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin."
Mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Hell, Mick!" cried Paddy, "Dat's simple... it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is, Sir."
There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy. How in Heaven's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because, he lives in a clock."
I hope it's nothing serious, I did get a new bunny yesterday though, Kellie's friend works for the animal foundation so we got a deal, she's just been fixed and when we brought her home Dr.Chocolate kept trying to get on her,so she's quarantined in the spare bedroom until she heals up she's an all white lop-eared and I named her Betty White,she's way tamer than the boy bunny,it was so crazy, there was a dog who looked just like Winslow!! I wanted to adopt him but he was 200 bucks, plus 2 Winslows May drive me to the funny farm haha,glad you feel better today Pie ,those moods and tired feelings sick,have fun with your granddaughter Lav,hiya Sam,NS,SL,PPQP, Nar,Det,SF and all the readers, let's have a good Friday
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