morn all...well here it is again ...Monday the curse of the working classes......hows everyone today then?hopefully all well...yesterday for me as a failure was a roaring success..it was cold,and never managed to..................
ok on we go brew time folks
hiya tt...hows you ...more so hows the deworming process going avec le chat?yes Im pretty sure those two yak about me when Im not there....but hey saves someone else..all heart me.
Hiya Molls..hows you?yep found the teenage years a bit heavy duty too...I can honestly say Amy is the only person in the world that has gone nose to nose with me,and there has not been an action....believe me there was a reaction,but ended up down in the garage battering lumps out of a punchbag that I had....I remember my hands being really sore and of cours being partial to a few tipples didnt help..think my attitude was a left over working mans one..work hard,play hard drink hard...
hiya Pie..hows dog?didnt realise you were a tea jenny!!!!:exclaim:so its diy with the dog door?
hiya Lav ..bbt...wow that was some shift you did with the kidz..you must be whacked now!!and it aint over..but..if I was a betting man I would say that gd is the apple o grandmas eye..hope the storm misses you.
Mornin Narilly..think youve pinched our sun!!!we should be i the sun and you should be up to your knees in snow singing lumberjack songs!! :yay:
hiya SL...hows you?interesting reading about the conferences..I used to hate them with a passion.. been to all sorts,extremism,counter terrorism ,intelligence ,drugs ,security,and the normal run of the mill stuff...but each and every one of them had the same trend.....day 1 arrive settle in ..ice breaker..subject matter...night time.. meal then get into the bar drinking,thats after the pre meal drinks!! day2..nurse headache feel crap...try and pay attention to subject matter..evening meal (youve already promised yourself that you arent having as much booze tonight ...fails..day 3 sore head subject matter finish dinner time..any cop worth his salt couldve got a few points with the breathalyzer here..or maybe not as sometimes there were some pretty high up bobbies there too!! the point is I could never understand it..all the money being away from work..for what..until as I got a wee bit higher up..that famous phrase "networking"and then it twigged its not what you know ,but who..up till then I thought the world dealt with a straightish deck...mug!!from then on I thought to myself Im going to sing the loudest in this choir!!there you go....means absolute nowt but just saying I side with you!!
hiya ppqp hows you in the sunshine today? I rotated the car tires...now what does that mean?you took the wheels off and swapped them round..or sat in the seat and let the handbrake off so the tires went round???:congratulatory:did you have a good weekend?
right folks for the orf....few missin ..sam pauly det ..get yersel back on here!
answers to puzzles ..mbh wasnt that impressed with these ones!!
A BU ER GLE IM IN ISH JO NAV POV SET STEP SUN
1. Military horn (2) BUGLE
2. Make poor (4) IMPOVERISH
3. American Indian (3)NAVAJO
4. Foot part (2) INSTEP
5. Evening event (2) SUNSET I COULDNT WORK THIS OUT UNTIL i WORKED OUT THAT THE NUMBERS REPRESENT THE NUMBER OF LETTER SECTIONS YOU USE!!
what am I?
I am loud or quiet.
I am sudden or expected.
I am a strong medication.
I am a relief in certain situations.
I am caused by embarrassment and/or happiness.
I am found in many good friendships.
I am ....... LAUGHTER
I can come with you anywhere,
or stay at home.
I alert people with their choice of noises.
I can be long or short.
I can be opened or not.
What am I? MOBILE PHONE
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B. this was a better one....
Group A
A. Shale leash 4
B. Pique equip 2
C. Nixed index 5
D. Greet egret 1
E. Lodge ogled 3
Group B
1. White heron
2. Provide gear
3. Eyed suggestively
4. Dog's lead
5. Alphabetical reference
todays..
You are at a game show and there are three closed doors. There is a prize hidden behind one of the doors and the game show host knows where it is. You are asked to choose a door. The game show host then opens one of the other two doors showing that it is empty and asks you if you would like to change your selection. Should you stick to your original selection?
You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now?
Six drinking glasses stand in a row, with the first three full of juice and the next three empty. By moving only one glass can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens didn't exist yet.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The clerk bends down and has a look at the shoes on the blonde's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. "Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," the blonde replies.
Why did the blonde pee on the ground?
Because she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor."
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
ok on we go brew time folks
hiya tt...hows you ...more so hows the deworming process going avec le chat?yes Im pretty sure those two yak about me when Im not there....but hey saves someone else..all heart me.
Hiya Molls..hows you?yep found the teenage years a bit heavy duty too...I can honestly say Amy is the only person in the world that has gone nose to nose with me,and there has not been an action....believe me there was a reaction,but ended up down in the garage battering lumps out of a punchbag that I had....I remember my hands being really sore and of cours being partial to a few tipples didnt help..think my attitude was a left over working mans one..work hard,play hard drink hard...
hiya Pie..hows dog?didnt realise you were a tea jenny!!!!:exclaim:so its diy with the dog door?
hiya Lav ..bbt...wow that was some shift you did with the kidz..you must be whacked now!!and it aint over..but..if I was a betting man I would say that gd is the apple o grandmas eye..hope the storm misses you.
Mornin Narilly..think youve pinched our sun!!!we should be i the sun and you should be up to your knees in snow singing lumberjack songs!! :yay:
hiya SL...hows you?interesting reading about the conferences..I used to hate them with a passion.. been to all sorts,extremism,counter terrorism ,intelligence ,drugs ,security,and the normal run of the mill stuff...but each and every one of them had the same trend.....day 1 arrive settle in ..ice breaker..subject matter...night time.. meal then get into the bar drinking,thats after the pre meal drinks!! day2..nurse headache feel crap...try and pay attention to subject matter..evening meal (youve already promised yourself that you arent having as much booze tonight ...fails..day 3 sore head subject matter finish dinner time..any cop worth his salt couldve got a few points with the breathalyzer here..or maybe not as sometimes there were some pretty high up bobbies there too!! the point is I could never understand it..all the money being away from work..for what..until as I got a wee bit higher up..that famous phrase "networking"and then it twigged its not what you know ,but who..up till then I thought the world dealt with a straightish deck...mug!!from then on I thought to myself Im going to sing the loudest in this choir!!there you go....means absolute nowt but just saying I side with you!!
hiya ppqp hows you in the sunshine today? I rotated the car tires...now what does that mean?you took the wheels off and swapped them round..or sat in the seat and let the handbrake off so the tires went round???:congratulatory:did you have a good weekend?
right folks for the orf....few missin ..sam pauly det ..get yersel back on here!
answers to puzzles ..mbh wasnt that impressed with these ones!!
A BU ER GLE IM IN ISH JO NAV POV SET STEP SUN
1. Military horn (2) BUGLE
2. Make poor (4) IMPOVERISH
3. American Indian (3)NAVAJO
4. Foot part (2) INSTEP
5. Evening event (2) SUNSET I COULDNT WORK THIS OUT UNTIL i WORKED OUT THAT THE NUMBERS REPRESENT THE NUMBER OF LETTER SECTIONS YOU USE!!
what am I?
I am loud or quiet.
I am sudden or expected.
I am a strong medication.
I am a relief in certain situations.
I am caused by embarrassment and/or happiness.
I am found in many good friendships.
I am ....... LAUGHTER
I can come with you anywhere,
or stay at home.
I alert people with their choice of noises.
I can be long or short.
I can be opened or not.
What am I? MOBILE PHONE
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B. this was a better one....
Group A
A. Shale leash 4
B. Pique equip 2
C. Nixed index 5
D. Greet egret 1
E. Lodge ogled 3
Group B
1. White heron
2. Provide gear
3. Eyed suggestively
4. Dog's lead
5. Alphabetical reference
todays..
You are at a game show and there are three closed doors. There is a prize hidden behind one of the doors and the game show host knows where it is. You are asked to choose a door. The game show host then opens one of the other two doors showing that it is empty and asks you if you would like to change your selection. Should you stick to your original selection?
You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now?
Six drinking glasses stand in a row, with the first three full of juice and the next three empty. By moving only one glass can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens didn't exist yet.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The clerk bends down and has a look at the shoes on the blonde's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. "Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," the blonde replies.
Why did the blonde pee on the ground?
Because she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor."
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
You're just a little tease aren't you. Come on fill in those .............
so of course yesterday I isolated myself from my family, it would have been a beautiful day too,the weather was perfect, Louie wanted me to come downstairs, hubs wanted to chat,Kellie was in a good mood and wanted me to go to Wal-Mart with her,but no,because I had chosen to be selfish again!getting back up from this is getting harder and harder
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