mae all ..hows us today then?wow thats some weather over that side of the puddle..was watching the news..pretty bad in NY...and these two blokes are like yep lookin forward to having some fun in the snow..they were 40s..thought are you for real?we are suppose to be getting it bad here thurs /fri..time to stock up with ice cream...
it is 5.55 now ..been up since 4...couldnt sleep.......ok its brew time..
hiya tt ..guess its nightcap time for you...had a good day?
hiya pie..hows you today?out haggis bashing?came close to gettin the seegar but not quite..answers to follow..what are you up to today..whats getting fixed/mended/made today?
morn ppqp..how ddi the course go ..did you learn anything or anything ou can use at work?ok so you want a clue? here you go then..................................CLUE :welldone: have a grand day......
morn Sam..you been let in yet ?how did the excursion go?personally I would have done my tax returns for good old uncle sam ..yeh right..any plans for today?
NS ...seegars yours!! hows you today then?ok I hope now that you are a 2yrs + person!! btw ..your post..EDIT : I just heard about the wind - it does sound like a big deal! really ?? stop eating all those greens"!!:congratulatory:
hiya lav ..and how eggsactly are you today then?bet that was eggxiting ..getting a 3am talk...grandma Im bored lets talk....big brew required ..was going to clean the outside of the windows today...oh dear its just started raining.....any plans for today?its a wee while now since youve been to your other house.....
hey pauly ..up ye get dont be hidin away ..we re watchin you!!:thumbsup:back on the loopy bus with the rest of us..big smile n lets do it!
hiya SL..hows you?busy ?hows daughters?
right going for another brew ..anyone else?
You are at a game show and there are three closed doors. There is a prize hidden behind one of the doors and the game show host knows where it is. You are asked to choose a door. The game show host then opens one of the other two doors showing that it is empty and asks you if you would like to change your selection. Should you stick to your original selection?
It is better if you select the other door. Since there are three doors then there is a 67% chance that you choose the wrong door with your first selection. If you are wrong the game show host will select the other wrong door since she knows where the prize is hidden. Therefore it is better if you switch to the door which the game show host leaves closed.
You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now? second
Six drinking glasses stand in a row, with the first three full of juice and the next three empty. By moving only one glass can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate? empty 2 into 5..pie you can only move one glass
today......
Rebecca was in a taxi on her way home. Max, the taxi driver, knew she was a well-known chatterbox and didn’t want to engage in conversation with her. So he pretended to be deaf and dumb. He pointed to his ears and mouth to indicate to her that he couldn’t hear or speak. This ruse seemed to work. The journey was peacefully silent.
When they arrived and Rebecca had got out the taxi, Max pointed to his meter. Rebecca looked at the meter, read what she owed him, paid him and walked off. But she almost immediately realised that Max couldn’t have been a deaf mute.
HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS?
The car park scam
Saul owned a private outdoor car park. His charges were £1 per hour or £5 for the whole day.
One snowy winter evening, Saul arrived to lock up for the night. He asked his attendant, “So how much did we take today, John?”
John replied, “Sorry boss, we only took £50. We had just 10 cars in and they parked all day. The last one has just left.”
Saul quickly deduced that John was lying to him about the receipts.
HOW DID JOHN COME TO THIS DECISION WITHOUT ASKING JOHN TO SHOW HIM ALL THE RECEIPTS?
A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?
difficult.....
Add a single line to the equation in order to make it true.
105 + 2 + 5 = 350
What did Karl Marx call his horse?
Trotsky.
I made a website for depressed tennis players.
Servers are currently down.
If I'm ever found dead on some jogging trail,
please let the cops know my body was dumped there and I was killed elsewhere.
After my mother-in-law died, the wife was very upset. So it was up to me to organise everything.
"What do you want to be played at the funeral?" I asked her. "Because I can't decide between pass the parcel and musical chairs
I was in my A Level Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.
Anyway, then the bell went and we all went for lunch.
I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today. We were going down a quiet country lane when she said, "Shall we do something we've never done in the car before?"
I said, "Go on then, bang it into fourth gear."
I walked up to a female member of staff in Walmart today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?"
"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."
"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."
I'm not saying my little old granddad is unlucky but he died in the middle of the desert.
Witnesses said it was the most unusual shark attack ever.
The marriage counsellor turned to me and said, "Mr Smith, you've not said a single word to your wife in our discussions tonight?"
"I haven't needed to," I replied, "your receptionist brought me a cup of tea earlier."
it is 5.55 now ..been up since 4...couldnt sleep.......ok its brew time..
hiya tt ..guess its nightcap time for you...had a good day?
hiya pie..hows you today?out haggis bashing?came close to gettin the seegar but not quite..answers to follow..what are you up to today..whats getting fixed/mended/made today?
morn ppqp..how ddi the course go ..did you learn anything or anything ou can use at work?ok so you want a clue? here you go then..................................CLUE :welldone: have a grand day......
morn Sam..you been let in yet ?how did the excursion go?personally I would have done my tax returns for good old uncle sam ..yeh right..any plans for today?
NS ...seegars yours!! hows you today then?ok I hope now that you are a 2yrs + person!! btw ..your post..EDIT : I just heard about the wind - it does sound like a big deal! really ?? stop eating all those greens"!!:congratulatory:
hiya lav ..and how eggsactly are you today then?bet that was eggxiting ..getting a 3am talk...grandma Im bored lets talk....big brew required ..was going to clean the outside of the windows today...oh dear its just started raining.....any plans for today?its a wee while now since youve been to your other house.....
hey pauly ..up ye get dont be hidin away ..we re watchin you!!:thumbsup:back on the loopy bus with the rest of us..big smile n lets do it!
hiya SL..hows you?busy ?hows daughters?
right going for another brew ..anyone else?
You are at a game show and there are three closed doors. There is a prize hidden behind one of the doors and the game show host knows where it is. You are asked to choose a door. The game show host then opens one of the other two doors showing that it is empty and asks you if you would like to change your selection. Should you stick to your original selection?
It is better if you select the other door. Since there are three doors then there is a 67% chance that you choose the wrong door with your first selection. If you are wrong the game show host will select the other wrong door since she knows where the prize is hidden. Therefore it is better if you switch to the door which the game show host leaves closed.
You are in a race and you overtake the person who is in second place. What is your position now? second
Six drinking glasses stand in a row, with the first three full of juice and the next three empty. By moving only one glass can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate? empty 2 into 5..pie you can only move one glass
today......
Rebecca was in a taxi on her way home. Max, the taxi driver, knew she was a well-known chatterbox and didn’t want to engage in conversation with her. So he pretended to be deaf and dumb. He pointed to his ears and mouth to indicate to her that he couldn’t hear or speak. This ruse seemed to work. The journey was peacefully silent.
When they arrived and Rebecca had got out the taxi, Max pointed to his meter. Rebecca looked at the meter, read what she owed him, paid him and walked off. But she almost immediately realised that Max couldn’t have been a deaf mute.
HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS?
The car park scam
Saul owned a private outdoor car park. His charges were £1 per hour or £5 for the whole day.
One snowy winter evening, Saul arrived to lock up for the night. He asked his attendant, “So how much did we take today, John?”
John replied, “Sorry boss, we only took £50. We had just 10 cars in and they parked all day. The last one has just left.”
Saul quickly deduced that John was lying to him about the receipts.
HOW DID JOHN COME TO THIS DECISION WITHOUT ASKING JOHN TO SHOW HIM ALL THE RECEIPTS?
A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?
difficult.....
Add a single line to the equation in order to make it true.
105 + 2 + 5 = 350
What did Karl Marx call his horse?
Trotsky.
I made a website for depressed tennis players.
Servers are currently down.
If I'm ever found dead on some jogging trail,
please let the cops know my body was dumped there and I was killed elsewhere.
After my mother-in-law died, the wife was very upset. So it was up to me to organise everything.
"What do you want to be played at the funeral?" I asked her. "Because I can't decide between pass the parcel and musical chairs
I was in my A Level Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.
Anyway, then the bell went and we all went for lunch.
I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today. We were going down a quiet country lane when she said, "Shall we do something we've never done in the car before?"
I said, "Go on then, bang it into fourth gear."
I walked up to a female member of staff in Walmart today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?"
"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."
"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."
I'm not saying my little old granddad is unlucky but he died in the middle of the desert.
Witnesses said it was the most unusual shark attack ever.
The marriage counsellor turned to me and said, "Mr Smith, you've not said a single word to your wife in our discussions tonight?"
"I haven't needed to," I replied, "your receptionist brought me a cup of tea earlier."
Damn, I was tired, Ha Ha!!!! She was happy to see her parents, it was time!
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