mornin all..wow ar we gettin some weather this morning ..winds rain the whole shebang winds are really strong....and the rain is horizontal!!!!!guess thats the window cleaning off for anothere day....got to go down town ..which I am not looking forward to so best crack on....
tea n coffee on the boil.....
hiya det.....glad to see you are back on again mate..just get yourself sorted before you do any of the what if and why stuff........
hiya tt ..hows you today then speechless....?really...? sometimes it is that ..there isnt a lot to say....have a good evening..
hiya Lav..big brew..oh and a medal!!!take it you had a good sleep then?any guests today or is that it...
hiya pie...81???? whats that all about??the only 81 weve got is the wind mph!! ..no not me!!!!
morning eloise...and how are you today then?headache gone ?people say to cure it you should be in the dark..well ma'am ..let me tell you it doesn't work ..been in the dark most of my life!!
hiya Sam..hows you today then?ok .no shock collar today then?yep weather is pretty grim over here today.....wont be out n about i n this too much..post office n home....
hiya ppqp...the best teaser of all..the clue is in clue!!!its so lateral its in orbit!!!! but its there ...how are you today then?didnt learn much but hey free meal!!!
hiya missus molls hows about ye? you feeling any better today?hope so..we are supposed to be gettin snow too..but if this weather keeps up it will blow away before it lands!!..now orf you go to work...yer dinners packed!
Hiya SL ..How are you feeling?any better today?any better?could be the moon weather anything..just get yourself that get up and go brew!!
right folks its easing off...so lets do this ..gorn ...
yesterdays answers..did you get them.....
Rebecca was in a taxi on her way home. Max, the taxi driver, knew she was a well-known chatterbox and didn’t want to engage in conversation with her. So he pretended to be deaf and dumb. He pointed to his ears and mouth to indicate to her that he couldn’t hear or speak. This ruse seemed to work. The journey was peacefully silent.
When they arrived and Rebecca had got out the taxi, Max pointed to his meter. Rebecca looked at the meter, read what she owed him, paid him and walked off. But she almost immediately realised that Max couldn’t have been a deaf mute.
HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS? because how did he know where to take her?
The car park scam
Saul owned a private outdoor car park. His charges were £1 per hour or £5 for the whole day.
One snowy winter evening, Saul arrived to lock up for the night. He asked his attendant, “So how much did we take today, John?”
John replied, “Sorry boss, we only took £50. We had just 10 cars in and they parked all day. The last one has just left.”
Saul quickly deduced that John was lying to him about the receipts.
HOW DID JOHN COME TO THIS DECISION WITHOUT ASKING JOHN TO SHOW HIM ALL THE RECEIPTS? he counted the tarmac spaces where the snow hadnt laid!!!
A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have? three
difficult.....
Add a single line to the equation in order to make it true. this took absolute ages ..knew the answer but how to do it duh 305 minus 105 = 245 the single line is a diagonal top left of the plus sign!!!!!
105 + 2 + 5 = 350
todays...
The strange case of the tennis matches
Fred and Andy are keen tennis players. One Sunday, they go to their local tennis club in Finchley and play 3 tennis matches in a row. Then they leave. Afterwards, over coffee, they realised that they had both lost and won the same number of matches.
The question is:
HOW COULD THEY HAVE WON AND LOST THE SAME NUMBER OF MATCHES? REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DRAW IN A TENNIS MATCH.
(The strange case of Janes walk
After a wild and wicked party in Yorkshire, Jane just had to get a breath of fresh air. So she left the house and, would you believe, took a walk across a soggy windswept moor. She didn’t even care about getting her feet muddy or having frizzy hair. The clouds were patchy and low overhead and she was unable to see a single star in the sky. Jane had never been to this area before and did not know anything about the moor. She had no compass or torch with her and there was no moonlight to guide her. But she still managed to easily walk for 30 minutes across the moor and back to the house.
The question is:
HOW ON EARTH DID JANE AVOID GETTING LOST ON MOORS THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT?
Donna is a member of a local fitness centre and is a keen swimmer. One Sunday, she goes to the centre and swims, would you believe, 50 lengths of the pool. OK she wasn’t up to Olympic standard but did manage a passable breaststroke. The pool was 25m long and 12m wide. It was 1m deep at the shallow end and then it sloped at an angle of 45 degrees to the deep end where it was 3m deep.
The question is:
HOW MUCH WATER, IN LITRES, IS REQUIRED TO FILL THE POOL?
The strange case of Benjy the President
It was the year 2045 and, would you believe, Benjy became President of the USA. On the day he took office, Benjy held his first high-level meeting at the White House. The meeting was held in a south facing room. It was daylight, it wasn’t raining and it wasn’t foggy. But still, when Benjy looked out of the window, he couldn’t see the top of the Empire State Building.
The question is:
WHY?
I only have one word for women who look at me like I'm some kind of sex object...
Hello
Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable.
My dad always said to me, "Take it with a pinch of salt."
Nice man. Made horrible tea.
I was reading on-line that paranoid schizophrenics are easily amused.
Oh, how we laughed.
I'm in a band called called Dyslexia
We've just released our greatest shit album
My Aunt and Uncle have made a fortune selling Lamb Chops.
They're Minted.
"French court stops child from being named Nutella"
They've stopped a silly name before it can spread.
tea n coffee on the boil.....
hiya det.....glad to see you are back on again mate..just get yourself sorted before you do any of the what if and why stuff........
hiya tt ..hows you today then speechless....?really...? sometimes it is that ..there isnt a lot to say....have a good evening..
hiya Lav..big brew..oh and a medal!!!take it you had a good sleep then?any guests today or is that it...
hiya pie...81???? whats that all about??the only 81 weve got is the wind mph!! ..no not me!!!!
morning eloise...and how are you today then?headache gone ?people say to cure it you should be in the dark..well ma'am ..let me tell you it doesn't work ..been in the dark most of my life!!
hiya Sam..hows you today then?ok .no shock collar today then?yep weather is pretty grim over here today.....wont be out n about i n this too much..post office n home....
hiya ppqp...the best teaser of all..the clue is in clue!!!its so lateral its in orbit!!!! but its there ...how are you today then?didnt learn much but hey free meal!!!
hiya missus molls hows about ye? you feeling any better today?hope so..we are supposed to be gettin snow too..but if this weather keeps up it will blow away before it lands!!..now orf you go to work...yer dinners packed!
Hiya SL ..How are you feeling?any better today?any better?could be the moon weather anything..just get yourself that get up and go brew!!
right folks its easing off...so lets do this ..gorn ...
yesterdays answers..did you get them.....
Rebecca was in a taxi on her way home. Max, the taxi driver, knew she was a well-known chatterbox and didn’t want to engage in conversation with her. So he pretended to be deaf and dumb. He pointed to his ears and mouth to indicate to her that he couldn’t hear or speak. This ruse seemed to work. The journey was peacefully silent.
When they arrived and Rebecca had got out the taxi, Max pointed to his meter. Rebecca looked at the meter, read what she owed him, paid him and walked off. But she almost immediately realised that Max couldn’t have been a deaf mute.
HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS? because how did he know where to take her?
The car park scam
Saul owned a private outdoor car park. His charges were £1 per hour or £5 for the whole day.
One snowy winter evening, Saul arrived to lock up for the night. He asked his attendant, “So how much did we take today, John?”
John replied, “Sorry boss, we only took £50. We had just 10 cars in and they parked all day. The last one has just left.”
Saul quickly deduced that John was lying to him about the receipts.
HOW DID JOHN COME TO THIS DECISION WITHOUT ASKING JOHN TO SHOW HIM ALL THE RECEIPTS? he counted the tarmac spaces where the snow hadnt laid!!!
A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have? three
difficult.....
Add a single line to the equation in order to make it true. this took absolute ages ..knew the answer but how to do it duh 305 minus 105 = 245 the single line is a diagonal top left of the plus sign!!!!!
105 + 2 + 5 = 350
todays...
The strange case of the tennis matches
Fred and Andy are keen tennis players. One Sunday, they go to their local tennis club in Finchley and play 3 tennis matches in a row. Then they leave. Afterwards, over coffee, they realised that they had both lost and won the same number of matches.
The question is:
HOW COULD THEY HAVE WON AND LOST THE SAME NUMBER OF MATCHES? REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DRAW IN A TENNIS MATCH.
(The strange case of Janes walk
After a wild and wicked party in Yorkshire, Jane just had to get a breath of fresh air. So she left the house and, would you believe, took a walk across a soggy windswept moor. She didn’t even care about getting her feet muddy or having frizzy hair. The clouds were patchy and low overhead and she was unable to see a single star in the sky. Jane had never been to this area before and did not know anything about the moor. She had no compass or torch with her and there was no moonlight to guide her. But she still managed to easily walk for 30 minutes across the moor and back to the house.
The question is:
HOW ON EARTH DID JANE AVOID GETTING LOST ON MOORS THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT?
Donna is a member of a local fitness centre and is a keen swimmer. One Sunday, she goes to the centre and swims, would you believe, 50 lengths of the pool. OK she wasn’t up to Olympic standard but did manage a passable breaststroke. The pool was 25m long and 12m wide. It was 1m deep at the shallow end and then it sloped at an angle of 45 degrees to the deep end where it was 3m deep.
The question is:
HOW MUCH WATER, IN LITRES, IS REQUIRED TO FILL THE POOL?
The strange case of Benjy the President
It was the year 2045 and, would you believe, Benjy became President of the USA. On the day he took office, Benjy held his first high-level meeting at the White House. The meeting was held in a south facing room. It was daylight, it wasn’t raining and it wasn’t foggy. But still, when Benjy looked out of the window, he couldn’t see the top of the Empire State Building.
The question is:
WHY?
I only have one word for women who look at me like I'm some kind of sex object...
Hello
Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable.
My dad always said to me, "Take it with a pinch of salt."
Nice man. Made horrible tea.
I was reading on-line that paranoid schizophrenics are easily amused.
Oh, how we laughed.
I'm in a band called called Dyslexia
We've just released our greatest shit album
My Aunt and Uncle have made a fortune selling Lamb Chops.
They're Minted.
"French court stops child from being named Nutella"
They've stopped a silly name before it can spread.
!
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