mae all...yep the white stuff is here all over the ground.....been snowing all night ,but now its starting to rain...anyways the great British fixation with weather...how are we all?good on this post hump ..(hee hee titter titter) day..thats me going back to my childhood days :congratulatory
k dont laugh..
tea and coffee on the go the noo....
morning Lav..hows you today then?did you get your normal grown up day in yesterday?
hiya pie ...working with 20 4 year olds jeez ..youve got more guts than I would have.. yes the clue is in there somewhere....very very very lateral thinking tho!! hey you missed out the tennis puzzle..the moors are a vast expanse of spose you would call scrub land? no seegar again tho...
hiya ppqp..wow sounds like some gaff you work at .....gotta get up dead early to mail in that you arent coming in!!first up gets the prize....and no it isnt geocaching...if you do eventually get it ..yes I will tell you..3 years in July kept this going!!!hows your son doing?
hiya Narilly and hows you with your beeeyootiful day in Calgary...what are you up to ?anything today? every time I talk to you two.(the one above) my mind drifts back to all those places,Calgary Lethbridge,Ralston,Medicine Hat and the famous "sin bin"..there are at least 6 there that I know of that when they left the army many moons ago they stayed there!!
yo Sam ..how did the toones go ?good time had by all?have a grand day.....
mornin ns...hows you today?yep as pie you got those 2 ok..again missed the 1st one and also the moors.. ok look at the math one........one line only..will turn the plus sign into a 4 top left to left of plus sign as follows......./ added to + will give 4..never even thought of the line thru the = !!
hiya tt ,pauly det ...SL et al...hope all is well with you....let us know....
right folks for the offski........
puzzles...... you got the other 2 right...
The strange case of the tennis matches
Fred and Andy are keen tennis players. One Sunday, they go to their local tennis club in Finchley and play 3 tennis matches in a row. Then they leave. Afterwards, over coffee, they realised that they had both lost and won the same number of matches.
The question is:
HOW COULD THEY HAVE WON AND LOST THE SAME NUMBER OF MATCHES? REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DRAW IN A TENNIS MATCH. they werent playing each other!!
(The strange case of Janes walk
After a wild and wicked party in Yorkshire, Jane just had to get a breath of fresh air. So she left the house and, would you believe, took a walk across a soggy windswept moor. She didn’t even care about getting her feet muddy or having frizzy hair. The clouds were patchy and low overhead and she was unable to see a single star in the sky. Jane had never been to this area before and did not know anything about the moor. She had no compass or torch with her and there was no moonlight to guide her. But she still managed to easily walk for 30 minutes across the moor and back to the house.
The question is:
HOW ON EARTH DID JANE AVOID GETTING LOST ON MOORS THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT? what part of 24 hrs will you not see moonlight or stars?daytime..da da!!
heres a pic of the moors....
just lost this whole post...praise be for auto save!!!
The football match
You are refereeing a football match between 2 local teams...team red and team blue. Four of the 22 players on the pitch are called Mark (1 in the Blue team and 3 in the red team) and three of the players are called Sidney (2 in the blue team and 1 in the red team). Both goalkeepers are called ..reds is Brian,blues keeper is Paul
The question is:
CAN YOU WORK OUT THE NAME OF THE REFEREE?
The strange case of Benny’s Sunday run
When Benny wakes up on Sunday mornings, he always follows the same routine. He takes a shower, shaves and has a light breakfast. Then he goes out for his Sunday run. He always follows the same route around Edgware/Stanmore and it always takes him 85 minutes from the time he leaves home to the time he returns.
One Sunday morning, he wakes up after a late night out and for the first time ever, just can’t be bothered to shave. He goes out for his Sunday run along his normal route and this time it takes him one hour and twentyfive minutes to complete.
The question is:
WHY IS THIS?
Which is right , “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” whereas Isaac says it is more correct to say, “the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field”. or “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field”
Leo and the jug
Have you heard the legend of the evil baron who offered Leo a poor man, an earthenware jug? The baron told Leo that the jug contained a special liquid that would turn everything it came into contact with into 100% 22carat gold.
The question is:
WHY DID LEO REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS GENEROUS OFFER?
When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
My mate threatened me because I stole his architectural drawing. But I'm not worried.
I know his plan.
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
What do you call a fed-up gazelle?
A disenchantelope.
A furry animal sneaked up behind me yesterday.
How did I know?
I felt the hare on the back of my neck stand up
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!"
A tortoise in the back shouts, "You b.stard!"
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
k dont laugh..tea and coffee on the go the noo....
morning Lav..hows you today then?did you get your normal grown up day in yesterday?
hiya pie ...working with 20 4 year olds jeez ..youve got more guts than I would have.. yes the clue is in there somewhere....very very very lateral thinking tho!! hey you missed out the tennis puzzle..the moors are a vast expanse of spose you would call scrub land? no seegar again tho...
hiya ppqp..wow sounds like some gaff you work at .....gotta get up dead early to mail in that you arent coming in!!first up gets the prize....and no it isnt geocaching...if you do eventually get it ..yes I will tell you..3 years in July kept this going!!!hows your son doing?
hiya Narilly and hows you with your beeeyootiful day in Calgary...what are you up to ?anything today? every time I talk to you two.(the one above) my mind drifts back to all those places,Calgary Lethbridge,Ralston,Medicine Hat and the famous "sin bin"..there are at least 6 there that I know of that when they left the army many moons ago they stayed there!!
yo Sam ..how did the toones go ?good time had by all?have a grand day.....
mornin ns...hows you today?yep as pie you got those 2 ok..again missed the 1st one and also the moors.. ok look at the math one........one line only..will turn the plus sign into a 4 top left to left of plus sign as follows......./ added to + will give 4..never even thought of the line thru the = !!
hiya tt ,pauly det ...SL et al...hope all is well with you....let us know....
right folks for the offski........
puzzles...... you got the other 2 right...
The strange case of the tennis matches
Fred and Andy are keen tennis players. One Sunday, they go to their local tennis club in Finchley and play 3 tennis matches in a row. Then they leave. Afterwards, over coffee, they realised that they had both lost and won the same number of matches.
The question is:
HOW COULD THEY HAVE WON AND LOST THE SAME NUMBER OF MATCHES? REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DRAW IN A TENNIS MATCH. they werent playing each other!!
(The strange case of Janes walk
After a wild and wicked party in Yorkshire, Jane just had to get a breath of fresh air. So she left the house and, would you believe, took a walk across a soggy windswept moor. She didn’t even care about getting her feet muddy or having frizzy hair. The clouds were patchy and low overhead and she was unable to see a single star in the sky. Jane had never been to this area before and did not know anything about the moor. She had no compass or torch with her and there was no moonlight to guide her. But she still managed to easily walk for 30 minutes across the moor and back to the house.
The question is:
HOW ON EARTH DID JANE AVOID GETTING LOST ON MOORS THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT? what part of 24 hrs will you not see moonlight or stars?daytime..da da!!
heres a pic of the moors....
just lost this whole post...praise be for auto save!!!
The football match
You are refereeing a football match between 2 local teams...team red and team blue. Four of the 22 players on the pitch are called Mark (1 in the Blue team and 3 in the red team) and three of the players are called Sidney (2 in the blue team and 1 in the red team). Both goalkeepers are called ..reds is Brian,blues keeper is Paul
The question is:
CAN YOU WORK OUT THE NAME OF THE REFEREE?
The strange case of Benny’s Sunday run
When Benny wakes up on Sunday mornings, he always follows the same routine. He takes a shower, shaves and has a light breakfast. Then he goes out for his Sunday run. He always follows the same route around Edgware/Stanmore and it always takes him 85 minutes from the time he leaves home to the time he returns.
One Sunday morning, he wakes up after a late night out and for the first time ever, just can’t be bothered to shave. He goes out for his Sunday run along his normal route and this time it takes him one hour and twentyfive minutes to complete.
The question is:
WHY IS THIS?
Which is right , “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” whereas Isaac says it is more correct to say, “the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field”. or “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field”
Leo and the jug
Have you heard the legend of the evil baron who offered Leo a poor man, an earthenware jug? The baron told Leo that the jug contained a special liquid that would turn everything it came into contact with into 100% 22carat gold.
The question is:
WHY DID LEO REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS GENEROUS OFFER?
When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
My mate threatened me because I stole his architectural drawing. But I'm not worried.
I know his plan.
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
What do you call a fed-up gazelle?
A disenchantelope.
A furry animal sneaked up behind me yesterday.
How did I know?
I felt the hare on the back of my neck stand up
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!"
A tortoise in the back shouts, "You b.stard!"
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
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