mornin alll. from the willie wonka chocolate factor thread!!....and a nearly snowed in me....been shovelling it for the last couple of hours..its good exercise,...but theres a reason..go to take the rabbit to the vet ..the other one this time!!she isnt eating and doesnt look too great and very lethargic..phoned the vet and they said bring her down...little do they know the hassle to get the car out...Julie not in work,....will get sorted out and pop back in after...Amy should have been a vet ..not a midwife ...couldve saved a fortune!!!!!
quick brew then zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
yesterdays puzzles..
The football match
You are refereeing a football match between 2 local teams...team red and team blue. Four of the 22 players on the pitch are called Mark (1 in the Blue team and 3 in the red team) and three of the players are called Sidney (2 in the blue team and 1 in the red team). Both goalkeepers are called ..reds is Brian,blues keeper is Paul
The question is:
CAN YOU WORK OUT THE NAME OF THE REFEREE? YOU are refereeing
The strange case of Benny’s Sunday run
When Benny wakes up on Sunday mornings, he always follows the same routine. He takes a shower, shaves and has a light breakfast. Then he goes out for his Sunday run. He always follows the same route around Edgware/Stanmore and it always takes him 85 minutes from the time he leaves home to the time he returns.
One Sunday morning, he wakes up after a late night out and for the first time ever, just can’t be bothered to shave. He goes out for his Sunday run along his normal route and this time it takes him one hour and twentyfive minutes to complete.
The question is:
WHY IS THIS? Both the same length of time
Which is right , “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” whereas Isaac says it is more correct to say, “the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field”. or “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” a flock of sheep
Leo and the jug
Have you heard the legend of the evil baron who offered Leo a poor man, an earthenware jug? The baron told Leo that the jug contained a special liquid that would turn everything it came into contact with into 100% 22carat gold.
The question is:
WHY DID LEO REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS GENEROUS OFFER? if the jug turned everything into gold,why was the jug earthenware???
I'll never forget what my Grandfather said to me just before he died.
"Are you still holding the fcking ladder?".
My mate played a knock knock joke on me.
When I opened the door, he was dressed as David Cameron.
"I would walk to the ends of the Earth for you, " said my wife after a row.
"Go on then, " I replied, "prove it. "
I was just cleaning the snow off my car when my neighbour came out...
"What do you think you are doing?" She asked.
"Just wiping the snow off my windows, love." I replied.
"Put my bloody cat down!" She raged.
The new Ghostbusters film really improves on a flaw with the original casting.
3 men trying to use a vaccuum? Yeah right!
I bought a book on Amazon yesterday called "How To Avoid Small Talk With Your Neighbours"
Don't know what to do now as they werent in when I tried to deliver it.
quick brew then zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
yesterdays puzzles..
The football match
You are refereeing a football match between 2 local teams...team red and team blue. Four of the 22 players on the pitch are called Mark (1 in the Blue team and 3 in the red team) and three of the players are called Sidney (2 in the blue team and 1 in the red team). Both goalkeepers are called ..reds is Brian,blues keeper is Paul
The question is:
CAN YOU WORK OUT THE NAME OF THE REFEREE? YOU are refereeing
The strange case of Benny’s Sunday run
When Benny wakes up on Sunday mornings, he always follows the same routine. He takes a shower, shaves and has a light breakfast. Then he goes out for his Sunday run. He always follows the same route around Edgware/Stanmore and it always takes him 85 minutes from the time he leaves home to the time he returns.
One Sunday morning, he wakes up after a late night out and for the first time ever, just can’t be bothered to shave. He goes out for his Sunday run along his normal route and this time it takes him one hour and twentyfive minutes to complete.
The question is:
WHY IS THIS? Both the same length of time
Which is right , “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” whereas Isaac says it is more correct to say, “the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field”. or “the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field” a flock of sheep
Leo and the jug
Have you heard the legend of the evil baron who offered Leo a poor man, an earthenware jug? The baron told Leo that the jug contained a special liquid that would turn everything it came into contact with into 100% 22carat gold.
The question is:
WHY DID LEO REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS GENEROUS OFFER? if the jug turned everything into gold,why was the jug earthenware???
I'll never forget what my Grandfather said to me just before he died.
"Are you still holding the fcking ladder?".
My mate played a knock knock joke on me.
When I opened the door, he was dressed as David Cameron.
"I would walk to the ends of the Earth for you, " said my wife after a row.
"Go on then, " I replied, "prove it. "
I was just cleaning the snow off my car when my neighbour came out...
"What do you think you are doing?" She asked.
"Just wiping the snow off my windows, love." I replied.
"Put my bloody cat down!" She raged.
The new Ghostbusters film really improves on a flaw with the original casting.
3 men trying to use a vaccuum? Yeah right!
I bought a book on Amazon yesterday called "How To Avoid Small Talk With Your Neighbours"
Don't know what to do now as they werent in when I tried to deliver it.
she's ok,but late for work and shaken,poor thing, it's funny that we all hate Hershey haha,and it's such a huge part of American culture, I just think it tastes cheap! I like Dove,melts on your tongue,well off to pick Louie up,hope he's nice,sick baby you never know, have a good Friday everybody
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