morning all...hows things?weekend has started here ..glad to report that the snow is going ..not sure whether I shovelled it all away or it has melted...certainly feels like I did!!!tried to give the rabbit he drops this morning ...its easier trying to plait snow!have you ever seen a rabbit do the .."yeuch this is horrible ,tongue out routine?was pretty busy all in all yesterday....out early doors tomorrow..into SLs old stomping ground ...Robin Hood land....hey oop me dook and all that.
brew time..here we go...
mornin Lav and how are you today?did you get the dusting of snow?you can have any that we were supposed to get ..had enough now thanks!!big brew ?there you go..doing anything this weekend?..or are you having a grown up one...
hiya Sam and ow are you today?any work on mate?or a fixing things day?got the name of another supplier to check out for tiles...will get them eventually..just not prepared to put any old thing up to finish it tho...
hiya Narilly..how are you then?well did Calgary get its whitening?snow on the ground?my friend,is bringing an oversize load into Calgary today I think it is..but dont know what roads he is on!!
hiya SL...how did the birthday treat go?hopefully all went well...yes Im down Notts tomorrow,hopefully no more snow today....good for your dad..any plans for the weekend?
hiya Pauly..hows you today then ?all good hopefully?so you dont like hersheys?thought all Americans did..defo wouldnt be eating Dove over here....its a bar of soap!!
hiya pie..hope you are feeling better today..cmon up and at em ..must be some diy you can do :thumbsup:hows the dogs btw?did you have try that site I mentioned for downloading books?I downloaded another 6 last night..
hiya tt..yep I remember watching part of that series and getting fed up with it tho...too politically biased and representative of one sides views if I recall...just my opinion tho...golden rule..no politics or religion...theres enough people to screw that up without me helping!!hows your weekend going?not far you get wet n wild and no cold?thats our summer!!!!
morning ppqp..."Boss said let's shut er down so early start to the weekend"..you werent the boss by any chance??:congratulatory::sohappy: how are you?feeling ok..dont really like your tea menu..."baby back ribs!" sounds rather cannibalistic !
you got plans for the weekend?if so have a good one..if not then have a good one!!!
det man ..nice to hear from you again matey..Ive found someone that does madder driving hours than me! hope you are well...
richtig folks tis time to go..so I bid you farewell ..dot know what time Im out in the morning,but it wont be any later than 6....have a great weekend.
Dare Devil Morris
Morris is a gambler. One day he bets his friend £1,000 that he can jump from a 13 storey building onto the concrete street below without hurting himself. he thinks Morris is off his head and accepts the bet.
The question is:
HOW DID MORRIS WIN THE £1,000?
Sidney the fisherman
Sidney loves to fish. He finds it very relaxing and uses an expensive gold plated fishing rod. One day, he is fishing off the side of a barge moored against the bank of the Thames. The hook on the end of Sidney’s fishing line is 50cm below the surface of the Thames. The tide is rising at the rate of 30cm per hour.
The question is:
HOW FAR BELOW THE WATER LEVEL WILL THE HOOK BE AFTER SIDNEY HAS BEEN FISHING FOR 3 HOURS?
Johns punishment
John was a naughty teenager and was always getting himself into trouble at school. One week he was so bad that as a punishment he was asked to carry 100 bags of sand from the store room to the long jump pit. He found it a great struggle and after he had taken the first few bags to the pit, he soon realised that he could put something in each bag to make it lighter to carry.
The question is:
WHAT DID HE PUT INTO EACH BAG?
Bath night at Janes
Jane is looking at two tubs. One contains water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit and the other tub contains water at 20 degrees Centigrade. she has a special dog called Benjy and Jane is a bit confused.
The question is:
WHICH TUB DOES SHE EVENTUALLY CHOOSE TO GIVE BENJY HIS WEEKLY BATH?
I was at a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"
I said, "No."
Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for.
Neither the vicar nor the congregation were impressed.
Burglars have become very clever recently. Just last night my wife turned to me in the middle of the night and said "Wake up! There's somebody downstairs!" So I got out of bed and quietly checked every room.
Suddenly I realized that I don't have a wife.
"I'm confident, bold, and I am not afraid to take risks, " I told the interviewer.
"That may be the case, but would you please get out of my chair and wait outside with the other applicants until your name is called, " he replied.
I've got a part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards.
They offer flexible shifts.
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"
Sometimes that's not always possible on the Jeremy Kyle show
I'm not saying my wife has bad teeth, but when she smiles, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
BBC News : Burglars jailed for lecturer attack.
Lets hope that's been a lesson to them.
..and talking of adverts ..this one is doing the rounds on telly here...
brew time..here we go...
mornin Lav and how are you today?did you get the dusting of snow?you can have any that we were supposed to get ..had enough now thanks!!big brew ?there you go..doing anything this weekend?..or are you having a grown up one...
hiya Sam and ow are you today?any work on mate?or a fixing things day?got the name of another supplier to check out for tiles...will get them eventually..just not prepared to put any old thing up to finish it tho...
hiya Narilly..how are you then?well did Calgary get its whitening?snow on the ground?my friend,is bringing an oversize load into Calgary today I think it is..but dont know what roads he is on!!
hiya SL...how did the birthday treat go?hopefully all went well...yes Im down Notts tomorrow,hopefully no more snow today....good for your dad..any plans for the weekend?
hiya Pauly..hows you today then ?all good hopefully?so you dont like hersheys?thought all Americans did..defo wouldnt be eating Dove over here....its a bar of soap!!
hiya pie..hope you are feeling better today..cmon up and at em ..must be some diy you can do :thumbsup:hows the dogs btw?did you have try that site I mentioned for downloading books?I downloaded another 6 last night..
hiya tt..yep I remember watching part of that series and getting fed up with it tho...too politically biased and representative of one sides views if I recall...just my opinion tho...golden rule..no politics or religion...theres enough people to screw that up without me helping!!hows your weekend going?not far you get wet n wild and no cold?thats our summer!!!!
morning ppqp..."Boss said let's shut er down so early start to the weekend"..you werent the boss by any chance??:congratulatory::sohappy: how are you?feeling ok..dont really like your tea menu..."baby back ribs!" sounds rather cannibalistic !
you got plans for the weekend?if so have a good one..if not then have a good one!!!det man ..nice to hear from you again matey..Ive found someone that does madder driving hours than me! hope you are well...
richtig folks tis time to go..so I bid you farewell ..dot know what time Im out in the morning,but it wont be any later than 6....have a great weekend.
Dare Devil Morris
Morris is a gambler. One day he bets his friend £1,000 that he can jump from a 13 storey building onto the concrete street below without hurting himself. he thinks Morris is off his head and accepts the bet.
The question is:
HOW DID MORRIS WIN THE £1,000?
Sidney the fisherman
Sidney loves to fish. He finds it very relaxing and uses an expensive gold plated fishing rod. One day, he is fishing off the side of a barge moored against the bank of the Thames. The hook on the end of Sidney’s fishing line is 50cm below the surface of the Thames. The tide is rising at the rate of 30cm per hour.
The question is:
HOW FAR BELOW THE WATER LEVEL WILL THE HOOK BE AFTER SIDNEY HAS BEEN FISHING FOR 3 HOURS?
Johns punishment
John was a naughty teenager and was always getting himself into trouble at school. One week he was so bad that as a punishment he was asked to carry 100 bags of sand from the store room to the long jump pit. He found it a great struggle and after he had taken the first few bags to the pit, he soon realised that he could put something in each bag to make it lighter to carry.
The question is:
WHAT DID HE PUT INTO EACH BAG?
Bath night at Janes
Jane is looking at two tubs. One contains water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit and the other tub contains water at 20 degrees Centigrade. she has a special dog called Benjy and Jane is a bit confused.
The question is:
WHICH TUB DOES SHE EVENTUALLY CHOOSE TO GIVE BENJY HIS WEEKLY BATH?
I was at a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"
I said, "No."
Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for.
Neither the vicar nor the congregation were impressed.
Burglars have become very clever recently. Just last night my wife turned to me in the middle of the night and said "Wake up! There's somebody downstairs!" So I got out of bed and quietly checked every room.
Suddenly I realized that I don't have a wife.
"I'm confident, bold, and I am not afraid to take risks, " I told the interviewer.
"That may be the case, but would you please get out of my chair and wait outside with the other applicants until your name is called, " he replied.
I've got a part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards.
They offer flexible shifts.
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"
Sometimes that's not always possible on the Jeremy Kyle show
I'm not saying my wife has bad teeth, but when she smiles, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
BBC News : Burglars jailed for lecturer attack.
Lets hope that's been a lesson to them.
..and talking of adverts ..this one is doing the rounds on telly here...
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