morning all and how are we today then? all good hopefully...been up messing about for hours now...its freezing outside,but this nutcase is going out to clean the windows!!anyway on we go....tea and coffeee on the go at the momento....
hiya ppqp..how are you? keep your chin up..you will need to keep your head up to wear all these hats!!!as for the house..do whats right for you..i dont think its right for us to try and give you any advice ..except stay strong and we are here to support you...
hiya Lav..how did punxy day go then? all quiet...here you go big brew time..I use a lot of herbs that I grow too...grow chives,mint thyme lemon thyme parsley, rosemary and coriander.....I didnt realise how much herbs can actually change the taste of something...so what plans have you got today then?bet you arent up a ladder cleaning windows!!
hiya pie ..how are you today then? ok? any diy projects on the go just now? Im making a little cabinet at the moment..trouble is I am probably the worlds untidiest worker!!!as for the kindle..yes I prefer books ..there is something about the feel and turning of pages...
hiya tt..hows the writing going?dont forget time to you as well..dont be trying to juggle too many balls at once..as for spinach in soup ..never tried it ..have put it in stir fries and curries but thats about it..as for ginger..I eat a couple of slices of raw ginger every day....
hiya SL...Hang on in ......thats not the moon in your pic ..its light at the end of the tunnel.....you need or want some rain?reservoirs are full over here today...
hiya det how are ou today?glad you are away from the dirty drink...you certainly put some miles in on your work dont you?and in return you get a rubbishy chinese meal...
hiya pauly where are you?
right peeps off we go ..so have a good day....
puzzles yesterday....
Two trains travel toward each other on the same track, beginning 100 miles apart. One train travels at 40 miles per hour; the other travels at 60 miles an hour. A bird starts flight at the same location as the faster train, flying at a speed of 90 miles per hour. When it reaches the slower train, it turns around, flying the other direction at the same speed. When it reaches the faster train again, it turns around -- and so on. When the trains collide, how far will the bird have flown?
Since the trains are 100 miles apart, and the trains are traveling toward each other at 40 and 60 mph, the trains will collide in one hour. The bird will have been flying for an hour at 90 miles per hour at that point, so the bird will have traveled 90 miles.
The case of the missing night
Lionel is that rarest of people, a Jewish polo player. Whilst playing polo on Good Friday, Lionel injures his leg in a fall and his friends immediately take him to hospital. He spends just 2 nights there and leaves on the Monday.
HOW CAN THIS BE SO?
Lionel’s horse is called Good Friday and Lionel was playing polo on a Saturday
The wet and dry mystery
Melvyn has two passengers in his car as he drives slowly through Edgware - one is in the front and the other in the back. When they arrive at their destination, they meet up with 4 others. As they all get out, it starts to rain heavily. Six of them start walking fast but still get wet. However, the passenger from the back of Melvyn’s car remains completely dry, even though he makes no attempt to hurry and is wearing no hat, coat or umbrella.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
he is driving a hearse...there is a body in the coffin in the back!!
is anyone doing these puzzles?
For those of you who enjoyed yesterday's Superbowl, it may interest you to know that the men's version starts on Friday.
How come Japan is known as 'land of the rising sun'? Isn't everywhere land of the rising sun if you get there early enough.
Where's the most fun place in the universe?
The Milky Wahey.
My boss just called in sick of me
This morning I took two large tablets.
In the afternoon I nicked three small iPhones.
Detesting
How a Jamaican refers to an end of term exam.
This morning my boss called me a disrespectful b.stard.
I was so shocked I nearly fell off his desk.
Liverpool FC were looking to improve their squad in today's transfer deadline...
But, word has it, Mr Tumble turned them down.
I've just completed my 17th OCD awareness course.
Last night was when I found out I knew it was time for me to stop drink driving. I'd had at least five pints and was at the wheel and had started singing when the person in the back seat told me to shut up. It was so embarrassing for me to realise that I'd forgotten that I'd just arrested someone.
I got off the bus early because I didn't want to be the only one left on there.
God knows who drove the bus back to the station in the end.
hiya ppqp..how are you? keep your chin up..you will need to keep your head up to wear all these hats!!!as for the house..do whats right for you..i dont think its right for us to try and give you any advice ..except stay strong and we are here to support you...
hiya Lav..how did punxy day go then? all quiet...here you go big brew time..I use a lot of herbs that I grow too...grow chives,mint thyme lemon thyme parsley, rosemary and coriander.....I didnt realise how much herbs can actually change the taste of something...so what plans have you got today then?bet you arent up a ladder cleaning windows!!
hiya pie ..how are you today then? ok? any diy projects on the go just now? Im making a little cabinet at the moment..trouble is I am probably the worlds untidiest worker!!!as for the kindle..yes I prefer books ..there is something about the feel and turning of pages...
hiya tt..hows the writing going?dont forget time to you as well..dont be trying to juggle too many balls at once..as for spinach in soup ..never tried it ..have put it in stir fries and curries but thats about it..as for ginger..I eat a couple of slices of raw ginger every day....
hiya SL...Hang on in ......thats not the moon in your pic ..its light at the end of the tunnel.....you need or want some rain?reservoirs are full over here today...
hiya det how are ou today?glad you are away from the dirty drink...you certainly put some miles in on your work dont you?and in return you get a rubbishy chinese meal...
hiya pauly where are you?
right peeps off we go ..so have a good day....
puzzles yesterday....
Two trains travel toward each other on the same track, beginning 100 miles apart. One train travels at 40 miles per hour; the other travels at 60 miles an hour. A bird starts flight at the same location as the faster train, flying at a speed of 90 miles per hour. When it reaches the slower train, it turns around, flying the other direction at the same speed. When it reaches the faster train again, it turns around -- and so on. When the trains collide, how far will the bird have flown?
Since the trains are 100 miles apart, and the trains are traveling toward each other at 40 and 60 mph, the trains will collide in one hour. The bird will have been flying for an hour at 90 miles per hour at that point, so the bird will have traveled 90 miles.
The case of the missing night
Lionel is that rarest of people, a Jewish polo player. Whilst playing polo on Good Friday, Lionel injures his leg in a fall and his friends immediately take him to hospital. He spends just 2 nights there and leaves on the Monday.
HOW CAN THIS BE SO?
Lionel’s horse is called Good Friday and Lionel was playing polo on a Saturday
The wet and dry mystery
Melvyn has two passengers in his car as he drives slowly through Edgware - one is in the front and the other in the back. When they arrive at their destination, they meet up with 4 others. As they all get out, it starts to rain heavily. Six of them start walking fast but still get wet. However, the passenger from the back of Melvyn’s car remains completely dry, even though he makes no attempt to hurry and is wearing no hat, coat or umbrella.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
he is driving a hearse...there is a body in the coffin in the back!!
is anyone doing these puzzles?
For those of you who enjoyed yesterday's Superbowl, it may interest you to know that the men's version starts on Friday.
How come Japan is known as 'land of the rising sun'? Isn't everywhere land of the rising sun if you get there early enough.
Where's the most fun place in the universe?
The Milky Wahey.
My boss just called in sick of me
This morning I took two large tablets.
In the afternoon I nicked three small iPhones.
Detesting
How a Jamaican refers to an end of term exam.
This morning my boss called me a disrespectful b.stard.
I was so shocked I nearly fell off his desk.
Liverpool FC were looking to improve their squad in today's transfer deadline...
But, word has it, Mr Tumble turned them down.
I've just completed my 17th OCD awareness course.
Last night was when I found out I knew it was time for me to stop drink driving. I'd had at least five pints and was at the wheel and had started singing when the person in the back seat told me to shut up. It was so embarrassing for me to realise that I'd forgotten that I'd just arrested someone.
I got off the bus early because I didn't want to be the only one left on there.
God knows who drove the bus back to the station in the end.
on't they know I have work to do???
Comment