morning all from a chilly north west England...one of the coldest nights last night...even tho a lot of my veg was covered its looking pretty grim..and think he frost has got them ,beetroot cabbage and kale.....oh well start again time!!so what are we up to today then?seems to be a lot of folks on here with things going on that aint so clever...mind you the state of the world aint that brill at the mo...for those struggling on here with issues ,health,wealth or anything...keep your chin up ..yes it might seem a bit glum at the mo..but look at it this way..you are and can deal with it..it might take longer,might not give you the results you want straight away,but you are in control,now imagine trying to go through all of this full of ale..ok the probs disappear at the time but they actually dont....dont forget your support here ..its not just about the booze news...
right ..put that well...not!!!brews all round ..lets go......
morning Lav ..how are you today?you didnt miss too much not going up the ladders yesterday....it was bl..dy freezing mad or what but at least I can see the lousy weather now!!have you any plans for the day?apart from this brew.
mornin pie hows you ..nope nowt to watch here ..but at least I can now see nothing??had to read your post twice ..thought it said off to do some dodgy volunteering work!!
hiya pauly...great to hear from you ,even tho you arent feelin too good..have you got anywhere to work out why you get so sick?must be a reason for it..get better as quick as poss:hug:
hiya ppqp..how are you today?feeling better?yep bet you are fed up putting drops in ..but soon be finished and worth it if it helps your eyes....how id your meeting go over the seating area?sounds a bit like me this..done something..right lets see what else we can do!!hope the house thing sorts itself out satisfactorily for you.
hiya narilly....eeek thats a seriously cold temperature!!what a positive attitude to booze ..well done you!!
mornin SL...hope you are better today,dont know what a culture day is ..but it sounds pretty boring and a tick box exercise!! keep your head up :hug:
morning det how are you?so its back to the fencing is it? enjoy it ...far better than boozin mate!!!
right folks..bit short,lotsa folk missing..still if theres nothing to say theres nothing to say....have a good one all
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.
Didn't work though. I still had to pay the full amount.
Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.
They're starting to suspect Stevie nicks.
BBC News: "Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th"
I believe it was named that already.
The inventor of the sleeping pill has died and is being buried next week ' he's not having a wake .
I always thought the Superbowl was what Clark Kent ate his cereal from..
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special target of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''
The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
A group of Americans are touring Ireland. One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining: "The bus seats are uncomfortable, food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accomodation is dreadful..."
One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone," their guide says. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouts. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide says, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone?" the woman scoffs.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide responds. "But I have sat on it."
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."
"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."
right ..put that well...not!!!brews all round ..lets go......
morning Lav ..how are you today?you didnt miss too much not going up the ladders yesterday....it was bl..dy freezing mad or what but at least I can see the lousy weather now!!have you any plans for the day?apart from this brew.
mornin pie hows you ..nope nowt to watch here ..but at least I can now see nothing??had to read your post twice ..thought it said off to do some dodgy volunteering work!!
hiya pauly...great to hear from you ,even tho you arent feelin too good..have you got anywhere to work out why you get so sick?must be a reason for it..get better as quick as poss:hug:
hiya ppqp..how are you today?feeling better?yep bet you are fed up putting drops in ..but soon be finished and worth it if it helps your eyes....how id your meeting go over the seating area?sounds a bit like me this..done something..right lets see what else we can do!!hope the house thing sorts itself out satisfactorily for you.
hiya narilly....eeek thats a seriously cold temperature!!what a positive attitude to booze ..well done you!!
mornin SL...hope you are better today,dont know what a culture day is ..but it sounds pretty boring and a tick box exercise!! keep your head up :hug:
morning det how are you?so its back to the fencing is it? enjoy it ...far better than boozin mate!!!
right folks..bit short,lotsa folk missing..still if theres nothing to say theres nothing to say....have a good one all
Last month I cut my energy bill in half.
Didn't work though. I still had to pay the full amount.
Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.
They're starting to suspect Stevie nicks.
BBC News: "Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th"
I believe it was named that already.
The inventor of the sleeping pill has died and is being buried next week ' he's not having a wake .
I always thought the Superbowl was what Clark Kent ate his cereal from..
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special target of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''
The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
A group of Americans are touring Ireland. One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining: "The bus seats are uncomfortable, food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accomodation is dreadful..."
One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone," their guide says. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouts. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide says, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone?" the woman scoffs.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide responds. "But I have sat on it."
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."
"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."
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