morning all ..to a cold and miserable one..no the wevver not me!!its pourin down with rain..the weather rock would show rain fog wind today.....but sure we can find stuff to do in the house..reckon we are going to have more snow next week...oops
big brews all round and on we go....
mornin det ..how the other half live eh?my merc is dirty..blah blah ..like that Korean lady..no sorry ..thing.. that went to all that hassle because she never got nuts in a bowl on a plane..who are these clowns!!you probaby wouldve got more sense talking to the bottles of water..glad you are doing ok
hiya ppqp..hows you?so you are getting winter back too?reckon yours will be a tad worse than ours ..fingers xd it will go for the weekend...hows Cody doing?ok things getting sorted..hopefully on the road to recovery..here you are ppqp..loom shuttles..my misyake the bobbins are the round reels..thes bad boys use to fly across the loom.. $_58.JPG
hiya Narilly..how are you?all good I hope.. plus 40 ..wow get those shorts on ma'am!!
hiya bear ...how are you this fine day?running around for the birfday boy today are you?last day at work too...you sound reeeeeeelly positive its great to hear...
hiya Lav ..how are you doing?ok?loom bobbins are pretty big and when you think of the speeds that the shot across the loom no wonder there were accidents ..round here in Lancs ,,cotton was a massive industry and virtually everyone worked in the mills..Julies gran worked in the one just down the road from us Ellenroad it was called..she lost her finger in a loom as a youngster..anyways what plans for today?or as it comes?you all prepped for the birthday party?
hiya Sam..hows you today mate?reckon we all do that ...spend money from the bank of what if...my friend has got a small holding and keeps pigs (as well as sheep,goats,3 horses,rabbits numerous dogs,chickens..go up there its like a zoo...main thing mate is keep smiling Sam...heres a cuppa joe..
hiya byrdie..no cloose as to the riddles ?will put the answers up ...how are you today ?up and rarin to go?actually no..doubt it ..its probably 2 am where you are!!!
hiya pie...how are you?get some kip...sounds like you need it..how comes you were up at daft o clock??
hiya pauly the pie puller..hows you then? whats that all about pie pulling? a hobby ,perversion or what......meant to ask you..have you gotta garden?if so send a pic ..and lets see what we can come up with if you want??
hiya dtd,molls,tt sl satzy et all sounds like a code that lot!! ok riddles from yesterday...
Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die.
What am I? ...... fire
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place....the letter e
Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all... scissors
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?..your name!!
todays....
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
I never was, am always to be, none ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet I am the confidence of all who live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
I drive men mad for love of me, easily beaten, never free. What am I?
I've just been doing the maths.
It's actually cheaper to start your own Octopus Farm than to buy retail printer ink.
alternative shades of grey again
Beads of perspiration cascaded betwixt her cleavage. Her whole body shuddered and tensed. She groaned and writhed for what seemed an eternity, before finally sighing loudly. It's always the same when the missus gets up off the settee...
I've just lost a shed load of money on one stupid gamble.
I gambled that nobody would break into the shed where I keep all my money.
A pub landlord refused to serve a Gypsy because he had been told by his bank manager that under no circumstances must he accept traveler's cheques.
It was bring your dad to school day last week...
I think he was really impressed at how well I teach English.
I have a selfie stick.
Whenever I see someone taking one, I hit them with it.
There's actually little data to show that Asian children are any smarter than children of other races. It's really just a matter of perception, as I concluded from my research."
Said my Chinese neighbour's three-year-old son.
I've been searching for my stolen bed.
And I won't rest until I find it.
I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
Just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."
Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen."
One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to accept it. The student puffs up his chest and says:
"Do you have any idea who I am?"
"No," says the invigilator.
Great," says the student as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack
What's green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint.
My daughter asked me how to spell "Orange" today.
"O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied.
Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit."
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?"
Simon: "No Mis"
big brews all round and on we go....
mornin det ..how the other half live eh?my merc is dirty..blah blah ..like that Korean lady..no sorry ..thing.. that went to all that hassle because she never got nuts in a bowl on a plane..who are these clowns!!you probaby wouldve got more sense talking to the bottles of water..glad you are doing ok
hiya ppqp..hows you?so you are getting winter back too?reckon yours will be a tad worse than ours ..fingers xd it will go for the weekend...hows Cody doing?ok things getting sorted..hopefully on the road to recovery..here you are ppqp..loom shuttles..my misyake the bobbins are the round reels..thes bad boys use to fly across the loom.. $_58.JPG
hiya Narilly..how are you?all good I hope.. plus 40 ..wow get those shorts on ma'am!!
hiya bear ...how are you this fine day?running around for the birfday boy today are you?last day at work too...you sound reeeeeeelly positive its great to hear...
hiya Lav ..how are you doing?ok?loom bobbins are pretty big and when you think of the speeds that the shot across the loom no wonder there were accidents ..round here in Lancs ,,cotton was a massive industry and virtually everyone worked in the mills..Julies gran worked in the one just down the road from us Ellenroad it was called..she lost her finger in a loom as a youngster..anyways what plans for today?or as it comes?you all prepped for the birthday party?
hiya Sam..hows you today mate?reckon we all do that ...spend money from the bank of what if...my friend has got a small holding and keeps pigs (as well as sheep,goats,3 horses,rabbits numerous dogs,chickens..go up there its like a zoo...main thing mate is keep smiling Sam...heres a cuppa joe..
hiya byrdie..no cloose as to the riddles ?will put the answers up ...how are you today ?up and rarin to go?actually no..doubt it ..its probably 2 am where you are!!!
hiya pie...how are you?get some kip...sounds like you need it..how comes you were up at daft o clock??
hiya pauly the pie puller..hows you then? whats that all about pie pulling? a hobby ,perversion or what......meant to ask you..have you gotta garden?if so send a pic ..and lets see what we can come up with if you want??
hiya dtd,molls,tt sl satzy et all sounds like a code that lot!! ok riddles from yesterday...
Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die.
What am I? ...... fire
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place....the letter e
Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all... scissors
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?..your name!!
todays....
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
I never was, am always to be, none ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet I am the confidence of all who live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
I drive men mad for love of me, easily beaten, never free. What am I?
I've just been doing the maths.
It's actually cheaper to start your own Octopus Farm than to buy retail printer ink.
alternative shades of grey again
Beads of perspiration cascaded betwixt her cleavage. Her whole body shuddered and tensed. She groaned and writhed for what seemed an eternity, before finally sighing loudly. It's always the same when the missus gets up off the settee...
I've just lost a shed load of money on one stupid gamble.
I gambled that nobody would break into the shed where I keep all my money.
A pub landlord refused to serve a Gypsy because he had been told by his bank manager that under no circumstances must he accept traveler's cheques.
It was bring your dad to school day last week...
I think he was really impressed at how well I teach English.
I have a selfie stick.
Whenever I see someone taking one, I hit them with it.
There's actually little data to show that Asian children are any smarter than children of other races. It's really just a matter of perception, as I concluded from my research."
Said my Chinese neighbour's three-year-old son.
I've been searching for my stolen bed.
And I won't rest until I find it.
I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
Just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."
Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen."
One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to accept it. The student puffs up his chest and says:
"Do you have any idea who I am?"
"No," says the invigilator.
Great," says the student as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack
What's green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint.
My daughter asked me how to spell "Orange" today.
"O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied.
Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit."
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?"
Simon: "No Mis"
it's getting ridiculous, I've tried everything including taking a melatonin when I wake up or an Advil pm, it's like I took nothing, I've cut back on caffeine, I'm walking, sheesh, only thing I've done differently is taking l-glutamine googled it and it says it helps sleep, others say it causes insomnia, grr,gonna 86 that stuff see what happens, Mick,I haven't planted a thing yet need to get on it,Det,you sound excellent
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