have a great day..................
pie well done on jurassic park!!
I'm not saying my wife's ugly but she went for falconry lessons recently and the guy made her wear a hood.
The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral
Two more Russian bombers were spotted off the coast of Cornwall last week and are said to be testing UK reaction times .
" I don't think we need to dignify it with a response " said David Cameron , In Barbados .
Got fired from the rubber ball factory yesterday.
Gonna be hard bouncing back from this one.
The Greek Prime Minister, Spiros somebody-or-other, declares victory for his country in debt talks.
It's amazing what ouzo and a few kebabs can do at a meeting.
The British Government has issued an apology for the Ministry Of Defence testing anthrax on Gruinard Island in 1942, which left the place uninhabitable for half a century.
Does that make them anthrapologists?
The doctor said to me,
"I'm going to have to give you a colostomy bag, "
"What's one of those ?" I asked,
"It's something to collect your waste regularly, " he replied,
"Good, " I said, "our binmen are fcking useless. "
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