good morning one and all..monday morn again..so we are all ready full of beans rarin to go??yesterday wasnt too successful for me..cold ,soaked thru and came home early wow it was cold and yet this morning the sun ..yes sun is peeking out already!!mad mad weather..so how was the weekend for folks ?any extraordinary skydiving ,bungeee jumpin or the like?
lets see shall we ..tean and java on the go.....
mornin mrs McGinty...hows the world in Erin today then?how are you doing?sometimes I think I get insomnia,but hey I aint gonna lose any sleep over it! ok I thought it was funny ..whats on the me n u for today ?any grand plans?
hiya bear,hows you today?all good ?gotta agree with Lav,probably the best to bin off the roller derby, seemed to cause you more probs than enuff..big thing is tho..you need to make sure that you fill your time with some other interest..any ideas?
mornin lav...well do you need an extra extra large brew this morning?how did it all go?saw on of your pics on fb..the guy in the background at the time ..he didnt look too enthralled!!still as long as little un enjoyed it thats the main thing!!windy but sunny here today....almost into the garden weather...not bad considering it was trying its best to snow yesterday!!
hiya sam..how are you today my friend? did you get all the ploughing done?so whats the agenda for this week?
hiya pauly..wow ..eeyore jammies ...??darent tell Julie she ll want some..how are you this fine day?sounds like you had some bad experiences in the past with sitters,no wonder that idea hacks you off...how you doing with the garden ..any progress? my bougie is just one serious little stick with some greeen bitz on it!!
hiya Narilly how are you today then?hows the weekend been ?
wow few missin..big shout to you all!!!take it easy and have a great day folks....
I'm giving up autocorrect for Lint.
Some scientists have warned that once computers become intelligent, they will surpass mankind and render us obsolete, in a Terminator-type situation.
Fortunately thanks to the Internet, once computers become as intelligent as us they'll just spend all day watching cat videos on YouTube.
American servicemen now refer to Hillary Clinton's airplane as...
"Broomstick One".
My Internet Provider doesn't allow me to download songs for free so I rang them to complain. Problem solved, I recorded the 16 songs they played whilst put on hold.
I have invented a dating show where contestants get to choose from a range of potential partners, all of whom smell.
Its called BO Selecta!
The man who invented the snooze button died earlier today
His funeral will take place next Thursday at 2pm, and again 9 minutes later.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -
Two Unicorns were on Noah's Ark when one said to the other, "Hi, I'm George."
The other replies, "Pleased to meet you George, I'm Arthur."
saturdays puzzles
THINK TWICE
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? Neither, they both weigh one pound.
PUZZLING PRATTLE (BY SAM LOYD)
Two children, who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Priscilla, "then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow!"
On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur?
The two children were so befogged over the calendar that they had started on their way to school on Sunday morning!
APPLES
Apple Riddle
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
4 kids get an apple (one apple for each one of them) and the fifth kid gets an apple with the basket still containing the apple.
PEARS
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground.
How come?
At first, there were 2 pears on the tree. After the wind blew, one pear fell on the ground. So there where no pears on the tree and there were no pears on the ground..??
SACK
A poor farmer went to the market to sell some peas and lentils. However, as he had only one sack and didn't want to mix peas and lentils, he poured in the peas first, tied the sack in the middle, and then filled the top portion of the sack with the lentils. At the market a rich innkeeper happened by with his own sack. He wanted to buy the peas, but he did not want the lentils.
Pouring the seed anywhere else but the sacks is considered soiling. Trading sacks is not allowed. The farmer can't cut a hole in his sack.
How would you transfer the peas to the innkeeper's sack, which he wants to keep, without soiling the produce?
Pour the lentils into the innkeeper's sack, bind it and turn inside out. Pour in the peas. Then unbind the sack a pour the lentils back to your sack.
SEA TALES
The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly."
How can that be possible?
The sailors were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is (of course it does not apply to the North and South Pole).
todays.....
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be
lets see shall we ..tean and java on the go.....
mornin mrs McGinty...hows the world in Erin today then?how are you doing?sometimes I think I get insomnia,but hey I aint gonna lose any sleep over it! ok I thought it was funny ..whats on the me n u for today ?any grand plans?
hiya bear,hows you today?all good ?gotta agree with Lav,probably the best to bin off the roller derby, seemed to cause you more probs than enuff..big thing is tho..you need to make sure that you fill your time with some other interest..any ideas?
mornin lav...well do you need an extra extra large brew this morning?how did it all go?saw on of your pics on fb..the guy in the background at the time ..he didnt look too enthralled!!still as long as little un enjoyed it thats the main thing!!windy but sunny here today....almost into the garden weather...not bad considering it was trying its best to snow yesterday!!
hiya sam..how are you today my friend? did you get all the ploughing done?so whats the agenda for this week?
hiya pauly..wow ..eeyore jammies ...??darent tell Julie she ll want some..how are you this fine day?sounds like you had some bad experiences in the past with sitters,no wonder that idea hacks you off...how you doing with the garden ..any progress? my bougie is just one serious little stick with some greeen bitz on it!!
hiya Narilly how are you today then?hows the weekend been ?
wow few missin..big shout to you all!!!take it easy and have a great day folks....
I'm giving up autocorrect for Lint.
Some scientists have warned that once computers become intelligent, they will surpass mankind and render us obsolete, in a Terminator-type situation.
Fortunately thanks to the Internet, once computers become as intelligent as us they'll just spend all day watching cat videos on YouTube.
American servicemen now refer to Hillary Clinton's airplane as...
"Broomstick One".
My Internet Provider doesn't allow me to download songs for free so I rang them to complain. Problem solved, I recorded the 16 songs they played whilst put on hold.
I have invented a dating show where contestants get to choose from a range of potential partners, all of whom smell.
Its called BO Selecta!
The man who invented the snooze button died earlier today
His funeral will take place next Thursday at 2pm, and again 9 minutes later.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -
Two Unicorns were on Noah's Ark when one said to the other, "Hi, I'm George."
The other replies, "Pleased to meet you George, I'm Arthur."
saturdays puzzles
THINK TWICE
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? Neither, they both weigh one pound.
PUZZLING PRATTLE (BY SAM LOYD)
Two children, who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Priscilla, "then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow!"
On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur?
The two children were so befogged over the calendar that they had started on their way to school on Sunday morning!
APPLES
Apple Riddle
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
4 kids get an apple (one apple for each one of them) and the fifth kid gets an apple with the basket still containing the apple.
PEARS
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground.
How come?
At first, there were 2 pears on the tree. After the wind blew, one pear fell on the ground. So there where no pears on the tree and there were no pears on the ground..??
SACK
A poor farmer went to the market to sell some peas and lentils. However, as he had only one sack and didn't want to mix peas and lentils, he poured in the peas first, tied the sack in the middle, and then filled the top portion of the sack with the lentils. At the market a rich innkeeper happened by with his own sack. He wanted to buy the peas, but he did not want the lentils.
Pouring the seed anywhere else but the sacks is considered soiling. Trading sacks is not allowed. The farmer can't cut a hole in his sack.
How would you transfer the peas to the innkeeper's sack, which he wants to keep, without soiling the produce?
Pour the lentils into the innkeeper's sack, bind it and turn inside out. Pour in the peas. Then unbind the sack a pour the lentils back to your sack.
SEA TALES
The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly."
How can that be possible?
The sailors were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is (of course it does not apply to the North and South Pole).
todays.....
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be
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