mornin all...what colours the sky on your planet today then???:congratulatory:and what are we up to?just had a look..17 posts on here yesterday..pretty good for this little fred..mind you,some regular names on here on the nae booze cruise,so we do ok..tbh ,I prefer to just mainly stay on this fred,with general wanderings..there is a good one about gardening...which could prove pretty good too..anyways woffling over time to move on...tea n coffee on the go...
good morning Lav hows you today?need a brew?yes thought that was yb in the background..but didnt want to put my foot in it...can be good at that sometimes..as long as the little un enjoyed it...tax man..I wish you well..twisted yesterday and it nearly sent me back to day 1 with that lump!!so pleased there wasnt a swear box around!!just shows you ..the slightest daft thing can cause you grief!! you be careful on that ice!!
hiya pie..how are you today?feeling any better?as I recall yes hit flat spots too,cant remember how I dealt with it ..but pretty sure it would have been a challenge of some sorts..either running swimming making something etc..its just a phase..just like at work at home etc,have you ever thought ..could do with a break/change..fed up with this routine..and thats just human nature..most of us get bored with routine either in a small or large way ,so just alter it a wee bit..dont know if I have said all that properly!as for as you call it Ive been doing my "secret sundays for about 14 years now,..enjoy it ..its interesting and fun.. what you are doing will take your mind off it ..especially with a chop saw!! Im making a glass topped cabinet at the mo..was sanding it down and staining it so took the glass out laid it on the chair ..then sat on it..so if its going to be glass topped I need more glass..smashed it with me ass!!
mornin byrdie hows you today?all good maam? yep hate the autocorrect on my phone too..writing something and concentrating on the keys then you read the pasta and it makes no sauce at all!! have a great day..
hiya sam...how are you today?clever me I actually thought you were ploughing out the ground not shovelling the snow ..!!duh...
hiya bear how are you ?all good today..see you havent lost contact with your friends,but now you pick n choose what to do..must say youve picked quite a few things to do to fill that gap tho...good luck to you..tho dont think you need it ..reckon you are on the winning side now :sohappy:
hiya ppqp...oh no the lurgy back again ..here quick chicken soup..dont know about over there ..but over here thats what everyones gran gave them when they werent feeling too good!!hope you shake it off pretty quick....
hiya pauly...so no sleep again?think I tried kudzu when i started stopping? drinking..didnt rate it at all tho some people swear by it..could be the menonpause as lav says..I dont know bout that..I know the recieving end :exclaim:
hiya narilly hows the prairie today then?snow covered??hope you are well..
hiya no sugar how are you today then ?ok..not bad wiit the search function on here absolutely pathetic with the live chat ..tried it coupla times..wouldnt know how to work it if it hit me in the face!!hope you have a good day..still got your hands full?
right peeps time to go..got a puncture yesterday so thats the starting point,then get glass,then the tiles, then the shopping list Ive been given loosely called things we need on holiday??
few missing so hope you are all ok.. mcginty twins det ,dtd et al is like a code this!!
take it easy..
So Mr Grey from 50 shades is a billionaire and in to bondage.
I wonder how many women would still be interested if he was just a kinky pervert picking up his giro from the post office tomorrow ?
I had my lifeguard job interview and I was asked what my strengths were. So I took a deep breath...
held it for ten minutes, and they hired me.
Pacquiao's being paid a whopping 100 million dollars to fight Floyd Mayweather.
Mayweather's ex-girlfriend must feel like a right idiot, she did it for free.
I was chatting to this girl on one of these men-in-uniform dating sites, and I could tell she was getting pretty excited when I hinted that my job involved fire and people whose lives were in mortal danger.
she cut me off when we swapped pictures - how the fck was I to know she wasn't into Burger King uniforms?
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
31. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
the bellboy takes the five dollars & gives three back to the people $25 + $3 = $28 + the $2 pocketed = the original $30
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be they were triplets..
this is worth a look...
good morning Lav hows you today?need a brew?yes thought that was yb in the background..but didnt want to put my foot in it...can be good at that sometimes..as long as the little un enjoyed it...tax man..I wish you well..twisted yesterday and it nearly sent me back to day 1 with that lump!!so pleased there wasnt a swear box around!!just shows you ..the slightest daft thing can cause you grief!! you be careful on that ice!!
hiya pie..how are you today?feeling any better?as I recall yes hit flat spots too,cant remember how I dealt with it ..but pretty sure it would have been a challenge of some sorts..either running swimming making something etc..its just a phase..just like at work at home etc,have you ever thought ..could do with a break/change..fed up with this routine..and thats just human nature..most of us get bored with routine either in a small or large way ,so just alter it a wee bit..dont know if I have said all that properly!as for as you call it Ive been doing my "secret sundays for about 14 years now,..enjoy it ..its interesting and fun.. what you are doing will take your mind off it ..especially with a chop saw!! Im making a glass topped cabinet at the mo..was sanding it down and staining it so took the glass out laid it on the chair ..then sat on it..so if its going to be glass topped I need more glass..smashed it with me ass!!
mornin byrdie hows you today?all good maam? yep hate the autocorrect on my phone too..writing something and concentrating on the keys then you read the pasta and it makes no sauce at all!! have a great day..
hiya sam...how are you today?clever me I actually thought you were ploughing out the ground not shovelling the snow ..!!duh...
hiya bear how are you ?all good today..see you havent lost contact with your friends,but now you pick n choose what to do..must say youve picked quite a few things to do to fill that gap tho...good luck to you..tho dont think you need it ..reckon you are on the winning side now :sohappy:
hiya ppqp...oh no the lurgy back again ..here quick chicken soup..dont know about over there ..but over here thats what everyones gran gave them when they werent feeling too good!!hope you shake it off pretty quick....
hiya pauly...so no sleep again?think I tried kudzu when i started stopping? drinking..didnt rate it at all tho some people swear by it..could be the menonpause as lav says..I dont know bout that..I know the recieving end :exclaim:
hiya narilly hows the prairie today then?snow covered??hope you are well..
hiya no sugar how are you today then ?ok..not bad wiit the search function on here absolutely pathetic with the live chat ..tried it coupla times..wouldnt know how to work it if it hit me in the face!!hope you have a good day..still got your hands full?
right peeps time to go..got a puncture yesterday so thats the starting point,then get glass,then the tiles, then the shopping list Ive been given loosely called things we need on holiday??
few missing so hope you are all ok.. mcginty twins det ,dtd et al is like a code this!!
take it easy..
So Mr Grey from 50 shades is a billionaire and in to bondage.
I wonder how many women would still be interested if he was just a kinky pervert picking up his giro from the post office tomorrow ?
I had my lifeguard job interview and I was asked what my strengths were. So I took a deep breath...
held it for ten minutes, and they hired me.
Pacquiao's being paid a whopping 100 million dollars to fight Floyd Mayweather.
Mayweather's ex-girlfriend must feel like a right idiot, she did it for free.
I was chatting to this girl on one of these men-in-uniform dating sites, and I could tell she was getting pretty excited when I hinted that my job involved fire and people whose lives were in mortal danger.
she cut me off when we swapped pictures - how the fck was I to know she wasn't into Burger King uniforms?
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
31. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
the bellboy takes the five dollars & gives three back to the people $25 + $3 = $28 + the $2 pocketed = the original $30
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be they were triplets..
this is worth a look...
Take it easy today fella!
we brought the bunnies in last night cuz it's been chilly and Betty White shed all over my area rug,it looks like the bottom of a chicken coop!looks like white feathers everywhere, she's so calm compared to Dr.Chocolate, he's wild and crazy haha, Kellie loves her new job
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