mornin folks..how are you all...yes its 512 am....nope not gone mad,or on an early morning bimble..Julie has got to go to a meeting this morning in Coventry,so has to leave early doors...was going to have a lie in but that somehow didnt work so here we are bright n breezy ready to go...first brew already been supped....anyone else up at this time?
so sad about Dottie belle..in my thoughts and prayers as Im sure she is with other folks...
next Monday,fly out to Gran Canaria for a week...will try my best to keep in touch but been reading up on trip advisor..wifi and tinternet is pretty hit n miss..so probably need a fred starter next week..any volunteers?will jump in as and when I can ,but cant promise nowt...
finally kitchen gets tiled tomorrow..yeehah..looking forward to seeing it done..taken a fair while to do this lot....
puncture yesterday wasnt a puncture...ended up a new tyre...it had been cut into the tyre wall
got new glass for my cabinet yesterday ..and have successfully so far kept it in one piece
ok on we go then...
hiya sf..glad to see you are doing well...you sound a lot chirpier...def the right decision you took to jump out of corporate america...how come your posts just disappear?is it due to location?anyways good that you are doing well..
hiya sam..thanks for the pics ..wow they look big strong cattle! yep now I can see what you were ploughing!!
hiya pie..glass ass here!! how are you today?any more thoughts on flat spots?any ideas?Ill share some with you ..theres not enuff hours in the day for my daft ideas!!
mornin Lav..hows you today then?all good?those weaving shuttles came yesterday...they are brand new!!know it sounds mad ,but a piece of history..specially from this part of the world..so how come I got 3 shuttles brand new from an industry that doesnt exist as such ..and there are def no mills any more around here?I reckon they were heisted when the mills were shut down and lived in someones garage..now got to think what to make with them..or mebbes leave them as they are..brew time you ready for one?hows the lippy grandson ?is that sorted now?reckon you are right tho..going to hafta take it a wee bit easy...not so clever at the mo..
hey ppqp .you take it easy too..how are you today then?feelin any better ?hopefully so.....did the snow arrive or is it staying away?
hiya pauly..hows you today?all good ..hows the wabbits?betty white and dr chocolate..bit more than mine ..sam n sandy...tried to pick her up last night..she wasnt having it gave me some serious thumps..she is really strong and resists..he is like ..yeah ok whatever!!now gimme food!so after she tried to kick me to death she then went in a sulk..honestly!!she turns her back on you and just blanks you..Glad Kellie likes her job....hey collecting junk..Im well into that!!and charity shops ..love bimbling thru them ..you never know look at this for a find!!!
hiya Dutch..hows you ?glad you liked the jokes! welcome to the madhoose!!
mornin bear ..yahoo anuvver day for you..well done...so whats the agenda for today?anything?you at work?
hi Lizann..how are you?had to do a double take at your avatar..Blackpool tower or Eiffel tower!! again love creating things out of junk!!
right folks 6am ..time to go the day is started!!take it easy and have a good one.....
There is now a proven link between smoking and depression.
At nearly ten quid a packet it's hardly fcking surprising, is it?
A certain surgeon across the room amputated both my arms by mistake.
I'm not going to point any fingers.
My Grandpa was going upstairs when he suddenly said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his stairlift.
I was at the barber's today and he suggested I try having my hair short at the sides and long at the back.
I told him 'I'd have to mullet over.'
"Quite an interesting article here." Said the wife, looking up from the paper. "They reckon that carrots can stop you getting cancer."
"Oh." I said, "I thought that was tomatoes?"
"Don't talk fcking stupid!" She snapped. "How can carrots stop you getting tomatoes?"
This guy walks into a bar with a steak pie on his head and orders a drink.
The barman says, "Excuse me, mate, do you know you have a steak pie on your head?"
The guy laughs and replies, "Yeah, I always wear a steak pie on my head on a Tuesday!"
The barman answers, "But you do know that it's Monday today, don't you?"
The man looks horrified. "Oh my God! You must have thought I looked a right divvy
Hereditary diarrhoea.
It runs in the family.
HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
My five-year-old son said he wanted a tree house in the back garden.
Twenty years growing a tree and now the git doesn't want it anymore.
so sad about Dottie belle..in my thoughts and prayers as Im sure she is with other folks...
next Monday,fly out to Gran Canaria for a week...will try my best to keep in touch but been reading up on trip advisor..wifi and tinternet is pretty hit n miss..so probably need a fred starter next week..any volunteers?will jump in as and when I can ,but cant promise nowt...
finally kitchen gets tiled tomorrow..yeehah..looking forward to seeing it done..taken a fair while to do this lot....
puncture yesterday wasnt a puncture...ended up a new tyre...it had been cut into the tyre wall
got new glass for my cabinet yesterday ..and have successfully so far kept it in one piece
ok on we go then...
hiya sf..glad to see you are doing well...you sound a lot chirpier...def the right decision you took to jump out of corporate america...how come your posts just disappear?is it due to location?anyways good that you are doing well..
hiya sam..thanks for the pics ..wow they look big strong cattle! yep now I can see what you were ploughing!!
hiya pie..glass ass here!! how are you today?any more thoughts on flat spots?any ideas?Ill share some with you ..theres not enuff hours in the day for my daft ideas!!
mornin Lav..hows you today then?all good?those weaving shuttles came yesterday...they are brand new!!know it sounds mad ,but a piece of history..specially from this part of the world..so how come I got 3 shuttles brand new from an industry that doesnt exist as such ..and there are def no mills any more around here?I reckon they were heisted when the mills were shut down and lived in someones garage..now got to think what to make with them..or mebbes leave them as they are..brew time you ready for one?hows the lippy grandson ?is that sorted now?reckon you are right tho..going to hafta take it a wee bit easy...not so clever at the mo..
hey ppqp .you take it easy too..how are you today then?feelin any better ?hopefully so.....did the snow arrive or is it staying away?
hiya pauly..hows you today?all good ..hows the wabbits?betty white and dr chocolate..bit more than mine ..sam n sandy...tried to pick her up last night..she wasnt having it gave me some serious thumps..she is really strong and resists..he is like ..yeah ok whatever!!now gimme food!so after she tried to kick me to death she then went in a sulk..honestly!!she turns her back on you and just blanks you..Glad Kellie likes her job....hey collecting junk..Im well into that!!and charity shops ..love bimbling thru them ..you never know look at this for a find!!!
hiya Dutch..hows you ?glad you liked the jokes! welcome to the madhoose!!
mornin bear ..yahoo anuvver day for you..well done...so whats the agenda for today?anything?you at work?
hi Lizann..how are you?had to do a double take at your avatar..Blackpool tower or Eiffel tower!! again love creating things out of junk!!
right folks 6am ..time to go the day is started!!take it easy and have a good one.....
There is now a proven link between smoking and depression.
At nearly ten quid a packet it's hardly fcking surprising, is it?
A certain surgeon across the room amputated both my arms by mistake.
I'm not going to point any fingers.
My Grandpa was going upstairs when he suddenly said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his stairlift.
I was at the barber's today and he suggested I try having my hair short at the sides and long at the back.
I told him 'I'd have to mullet over.'
"Quite an interesting article here." Said the wife, looking up from the paper. "They reckon that carrots can stop you getting cancer."
"Oh." I said, "I thought that was tomatoes?"
"Don't talk fcking stupid!" She snapped. "How can carrots stop you getting tomatoes?"
This guy walks into a bar with a steak pie on his head and orders a drink.
The barman says, "Excuse me, mate, do you know you have a steak pie on your head?"
The guy laughs and replies, "Yeah, I always wear a steak pie on my head on a Tuesday!"
The barman answers, "But you do know that it's Monday today, don't you?"
The man looks horrified. "Oh my God! You must have thought I looked a right divvy
Hereditary diarrhoea.
It runs in the family.
HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
My five-year-old son said he wanted a tree house in the back garden.
Twenty years growing a tree and now the git doesn't want it anymore.
good to see you Sunflower, you do sound good
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