https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/82...540/pGBONM.jpg pic from hotel room
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/50...661/QrItHe.jpg playa du cura
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/67...633/qSq29V.jpg boats coming in to puerto rico harbour
http://imageshack.com/a/img913/6420/6wLw3A.jpg Julies birthday card ..guess which one I bought???..
I was really excited about the new Apple Watch until I discovered it's got nothing to do with staring at fruit.
I showed the kids whose the fcking boss.
By constantly pointing at my wife.
The man who invented spray cans has died, asking for his remains to be distributed using his creation.
He will be mist.
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
I bought my friend an invisibility cloak. But i cant see him using it
My wife says I live in a fantasy world and boy will they laugh about it at work when I tell them tomorrow.
Especially the secretary, Miss Moneypenny.
I'm not saying my wife was fat,but the poor fella who killed her got charged with double murder.
As I walked into a restaurant last night the manager stopped me and said, "I'm really sorry sir, but we have no seats available."
"Oh right." I sighed, "Do you mind if I just use your toilet?"
"Not at all." he replied.
I said, "Great, I'll have the mixed grill then please."
The organisers of the International Women's Day forgot that it was yesterday.
It's okay, though. They bought everyone a small piece of jewellery and now everything is alright.
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