mornin all..wow ..feelin a lot better today ...no more poisoning me self!!weather over here is bit windy ..weather that is not me!!but lovely and sunny already...started on me plans from the conservatory that I was thinking about on holiday ...basically taking the settee out of the conservatory, putting in another chair and either building or getting a big rectangular planter with a mixture of plants to give it that sort of mediterranean feel/look to it...kinda hard to describe ..but show you when its done..right brew time..got to go up to Sheffield this morning,to pick up a chair so need to get on a wee bit....its lovely to get up in the mornings,and its nice and light...ok brews all round and here we go ...
mornin lav ..how are you today then?dont know which is worse ..dentists ..or being grandsonned!!hows the garden ..have you managed to get anything done in it yet?heres a brew to start plannin with !!
hiya pie ..and how are you today then?strange you should metion the highlands ..was actually looking last night at just a surprise break for a few days up in the Shetlands...drive up and get the ferry across......Julie loves Scotland...anyways mrs diy ..what are you up to? not like you to sit still ..usually sawing nailing or making something too!!
morning ppqp...and how are you this fine day then?hows the eye?hopefully better...and Cody too?yep stomach feels better now not perfick ...but not as bad as it was ...so its getting near gardening time for you too then?....yeehah..last year if I remember was plannnig and building...so this year should be growing..pics please ma'am!!
hiya Sam...hows the big bad world with you then?all ok?hopefully so gettin near your growing season yet?
Det my man ..nice to see you buddy ..hows life in the universe with you then? all good?and the good lady ..hows she doing? was out having a bimble round the garden earlier and found a garlic still growing ..its survived the frost winter snow .the lot !!!
quite a few not here ..bear pauly,dtd et al......big shout to you all.........
take it easy folks and have a good one.......
I heard it through the grapevine that Pharrell Williams stole a song from Marvin Gaye! What's going on? Doesn't Pharrell know there's nothing like the real thing.
Wind in the Willows rejected script:
Rat: Let's have nicknames! I'll be the Ratster!
Toad: I'll be the Toadster!
Mole: I'll be the Molester!....Moley, i'll be Moley.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I ran down the High Street shouting and screaming, "Get out of the way... get out of the way... run for your lives..."
One guy stopped me and said, "Is there an out of control lorry coming this way?"
I said, "No, my wife's reverse parking."
"Alright, make us a sandwich, love" I said.
"You can make your own bloody sandwich!" she screamed as she headed toward the door. "I don't know who you think you are, thinking you can get away with treating women like that!"
Well that's one Subway I won't be going back to.
think about it......
I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."
"It's a migraine," he explained.
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fck have you started speaking Italian?"
I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
And I'm thinking, "Who the feck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"
One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath.
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
What was Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?
HAAAANND EYYYEEEEE...
mornin lav ..how are you today then?dont know which is worse ..dentists ..or being grandsonned!!hows the garden ..have you managed to get anything done in it yet?heres a brew to start plannin with !!
hiya pie ..and how are you today then?strange you should metion the highlands ..was actually looking last night at just a surprise break for a few days up in the Shetlands...drive up and get the ferry across......Julie loves Scotland...anyways mrs diy ..what are you up to? not like you to sit still ..usually sawing nailing or making something too!!
morning ppqp...and how are you this fine day then?hows the eye?hopefully better...and Cody too?yep stomach feels better now not perfick ...but not as bad as it was ...so its getting near gardening time for you too then?....yeehah..last year if I remember was plannnig and building...so this year should be growing..pics please ma'am!!
hiya Sam...hows the big bad world with you then?all ok?hopefully so gettin near your growing season yet?
Det my man ..nice to see you buddy ..hows life in the universe with you then? all good?and the good lady ..hows she doing? was out having a bimble round the garden earlier and found a garlic still growing ..its survived the frost winter snow .the lot !!!
quite a few not here ..bear pauly,dtd et al......big shout to you all.........
take it easy folks and have a good one.......
I heard it through the grapevine that Pharrell Williams stole a song from Marvin Gaye! What's going on? Doesn't Pharrell know there's nothing like the real thing.
Wind in the Willows rejected script:
Rat: Let's have nicknames! I'll be the Ratster!
Toad: I'll be the Toadster!
Mole: I'll be the Molester!....Moley, i'll be Moley.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I ran down the High Street shouting and screaming, "Get out of the way... get out of the way... run for your lives..."
One guy stopped me and said, "Is there an out of control lorry coming this way?"
I said, "No, my wife's reverse parking."
"Alright, make us a sandwich, love" I said.
"You can make your own bloody sandwich!" she screamed as she headed toward the door. "I don't know who you think you are, thinking you can get away with treating women like that!"
Well that's one Subway I won't be going back to.
think about it......
I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."
"It's a migraine," he explained.
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fck have you started speaking Italian?"
I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
And I'm thinking, "Who the feck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"
One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath.
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
What was Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?
HAAAANND EYYYEEEEE...
Comment