morning all...how are we today then?all good I hope....got to go into Manchester early this morning...and tomorrow..long time since Ive done that...getting stuck in traffic all the way down to Strangeways!!!def dont miss that by being retired...weather was lovely here yesterday...and then the heavens opened...and it will be the same today ,so guess Im going to get soaked!!heard on the radio yesterday,that gardeners over here should be prepared for a bumper season of spanish snails!!apparently because the weather has been so mild?then the snails will have a boom season..and these ones eat anything!!..jeez we go to Spain and the snails come here!!
brew time and on we go....
morning lav,how are you today?any sign of the snow melting?take that is the tax man all done and dusted now?not heard you mention him recently..what a great note to start the day on ..talking about revenue men!!quick have a brew!!any plans for today?
hiya narilly ...hows you today then ?apart from busy busy?yes I found that too..probably this site was my medication when I was quitting, probably wrong to say was..am...so most of the time I try to get on site.
hi ppqp..hows you this fine day?yep tools are ready for the prairies..spin it thru to the stampede ...July if i remember right....when you apply for the grant ..see if they have a few spare dollars...need a holiday!! :thumbsup:yes me and you! that saying is too true .You can't control what happens but you can control how you react..that def applies to booze...just because you quit .you dont stop thinking ..its what you then do thats the result...
hiya molls ..top o the marnin hows you this foine day? did you get into the garden yesterday or did it get a serious coat of looking at?
hiya pie hows you then?oh ho ..moved on to granite work then have you?..project me in the conservatory
take settee out..replace with cane chair...done
replace skirting boards and stain/polish
remove hanging basket brackets ..fill holes
fix planters to wall
repaint wall
make 3ft long 2ft wide 18 inch deep wooden planter with drainage facility..
stain and polish above.
replace conservatory /kitchen door..rehang to swing outwards.
renew /review plants...
thats it at the mo....oh plus I have an old wooden Buddha statue to refurb to go in there!!
hiya bear how are you today then.?all good??
few missing today..hiya sam and ebberyone not here..hope all well
right folks cest moi..offski
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
The gold edition of the Apple Watch is priced at $10,000.
If I wanted to spend $10,000 on something that'll be obsolete in 3 years, I'd buy an engagement ring.
Granada TV are currently scouting in Glasgow for people to appear on the new series of The Jeremy Kyle Show. They are looking for people with shaved heads, goatee beards, tattoos on knuckles, beer bellies and personal hygiene issues.
Successful applicants will be allowed to bring their husbands along with them.
My son came up to me sobbing his eyes out because his toy was broken.
Go and pass me the super glue," I smiled, "We'll have this fixed in no time."
It actually worked, he never made a sound for the next ten hours.
I learned two very important lessons today.
I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
After winning the plagiarism case against Pharrel Williams and Robin Thicke, an emotional Nona Gaye, daughter of Marvin, said outside court 'I finally feel free from the chains'.
She is now being sued by Wilson Phillips.
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
"Sir! Open up immediately, this is the police!"
If my own mother can't make me eat vegetables, the Police fecking can't either.
The local farmer was explaining that he specialised in a specific area of agriculture. what field I asked.
Who is the poorest person in Arkansas?
The tooth fairy.
I got caught speeding yesterday. The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.
Half way down he stopped me and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come back to the station with me as you're staggering."
I replied, "Oohh, you little tiger, you're not so bad looking yourself."
Me and a few friends went out for a meal the other week, we all decided we would try the duck...
I always seem to get stuck with the bill.
brew time and on we go....
morning lav,how are you today?any sign of the snow melting?take that is the tax man all done and dusted now?not heard you mention him recently..what a great note to start the day on ..talking about revenue men!!quick have a brew!!any plans for today?
hiya narilly ...hows you today then ?apart from busy busy?yes I found that too..probably this site was my medication when I was quitting, probably wrong to say was..am...so most of the time I try to get on site.
hi ppqp..hows you this fine day?yep tools are ready for the prairies..spin it thru to the stampede ...July if i remember right....when you apply for the grant ..see if they have a few spare dollars...need a holiday!! :thumbsup:yes me and you! that saying is too true .You can't control what happens but you can control how you react..that def applies to booze...just because you quit .you dont stop thinking ..its what you then do thats the result...
hiya molls ..top o the marnin hows you this foine day? did you get into the garden yesterday or did it get a serious coat of looking at?
hiya pie hows you then?oh ho ..moved on to granite work then have you?..project me in the conservatory
take settee out..replace with cane chair...done
replace skirting boards and stain/polish
remove hanging basket brackets ..fill holes
fix planters to wall
repaint wall
make 3ft long 2ft wide 18 inch deep wooden planter with drainage facility..
stain and polish above.
replace conservatory /kitchen door..rehang to swing outwards.
renew /review plants...
thats it at the mo....oh plus I have an old wooden Buddha statue to refurb to go in there!!
hiya bear how are you today then.?all good??
few missing today..hiya sam and ebberyone not here..hope all well
right folks cest moi..offski
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
The gold edition of the Apple Watch is priced at $10,000.
If I wanted to spend $10,000 on something that'll be obsolete in 3 years, I'd buy an engagement ring.
Granada TV are currently scouting in Glasgow for people to appear on the new series of The Jeremy Kyle Show. They are looking for people with shaved heads, goatee beards, tattoos on knuckles, beer bellies and personal hygiene issues.
Successful applicants will be allowed to bring their husbands along with them.
My son came up to me sobbing his eyes out because his toy was broken.
Go and pass me the super glue," I smiled, "We'll have this fixed in no time."
It actually worked, he never made a sound for the next ten hours.
I learned two very important lessons today.
I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
After winning the plagiarism case against Pharrel Williams and Robin Thicke, an emotional Nona Gaye, daughter of Marvin, said outside court 'I finally feel free from the chains'.
She is now being sued by Wilson Phillips.
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
"Sir! Open up immediately, this is the police!"
If my own mother can't make me eat vegetables, the Police fecking can't either.
The local farmer was explaining that he specialised in a specific area of agriculture. what field I asked.
Who is the poorest person in Arkansas?
The tooth fairy.
I got caught speeding yesterday. The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.
Half way down he stopped me and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come back to the station with me as you're staggering."
I replied, "Oohh, you little tiger, you're not so bad looking yourself."
Me and a few friends went out for a meal the other week, we all decided we would try the duck...
I always seem to get stuck with the bill.
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