morning pauly ..how are you today?glad to see you back...hope everything is ok with you ..
hiya pie ..nope thats not a spanish snail..no long droopy moustache!!:thumbsup: That door is lovely....really smart love acid etched glass..theres an old pub not so far from us..now an I ndian restaurant and they have got a cracking window..acid etched...and design but says "the snug" days gone when it was a pub....look nice in my conservatory door..hmmmmmmmm
hiya det..hey mate hows you ?cold be right there with the ocd tho it could be touch and go between ocd and odd (destruction )at times!!
hiya ppqp...deal...get the kettle on for the stampede ..me n my beautiful assistant will be there ...clear yer diary pie!!
hiya mrs molls hows you today then?whats Erins green valleys got to offer today then?you any plans for the weekend?
Hiya Lav..brew time ...and how was long wood yesterday?more inspiration?bought quite a few seeds last night ..now to get them planted...
hey sam bear and all other regs..where is you all? no matter as long as things r ok..you have a good weekend!!
You know you're a woman when you hear the word 'flats' and think shoes, not apartments
It's been about a billion years since I've exaggerated anything.
I had an accident earlier opening an ice cream tub.
I trapped my finger in the Carte D'Or.
I don't believe that saying about people looking like their pets.
Unless Robbie Williams has a pet Herman Munster.
I ran a "Race For Life" today.
It nearly killed me.
North Korea has threatened South Korea via fax.
I don't think I'd feel that threatened by a country that still uses a fax machine.
I've just bought a holiday home in the Everglades, Florida.
It's in a gatored community.
A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.
She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly and hurriedly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.
After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"
"Yes, I do, officer," she politely replied.
"Interesting," said the officer. "Do you always loop it through your steering wheel like that?"
I must be getting older. Lately, all I'm looking for is a one-night sit.
I shouted abuse at some cows and all I got back were blank stares.
So I yelled, "You herd!"
The dog was sitting next to his owner at the movies. He was barking excitedly and wagging his tail every time the hero was on screen, and growling ferociously every time the villain appeared.
The man sitting behind them, totally fascinated by what he sees, taps the owner on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it before."
"I'm surprised too," says the dog's owner. "He hated the book."
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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