morn folks..just on the way out..yep computer just isnt tooooo healfy..keeps cutting out telling me theres orphaned files and this n that..so its off tomorrow to get a make over ..on my way up to york in a minute but thought I would put a post up ...happy mothers day to all you mothers,and to mine ..she may not be here, but she is still my mother
so quick brew n gone
hey Lav...glad you passed the test!!as for the music...yes well into soul music,love motown..got all the british northern soul music too
ok pie ..heres a clue...whatever it is I am doing..it will be on foot there that narrows it down a bit doesnt it?
hi Lizann welcome .......heres a few more..
big shout to every one else.......
We had a power cut late last night and after an hour or so, my blonde girlfriend jumped up with a huff and said "Right! sod this, I'm making a brew."
"Err, how?" I asked, stopping her in her tracks. "We've got no electric."
"Err, I'm not fcking stupid, mister." She snapped. "I can use my phone's torch to see."
I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble.
Just seen on the news, Police are seeking a man for showing his privates in local parks.
No details on how to apply for the role though.
So scientists have announced the first ever successful penis transplant on an unnamed man in South Africa.
Still, he will always be re-membered
The definition of a selfie;
Having to photograph yourself because you are too ugly or stupid to have someone else take it.
I've got something special planned for my old Scottish mum today
I've booked a Pick Your Own Daffodils trip down the local roundabout.
What's worse than a fly in your soup?
A fly in my soup.
I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.
It only took a minute to be sworn in!
I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS FROM NOW ON
This one was written in London.
My girlfriend was rushed into hospital this morning. As her trolley crashed through the ED doors, a doctor said:
"BP is 127."
"This isn't the time to be discussing petrol prices." I shouted.
so quick brew n gone
hey Lav...glad you passed the test!!as for the music...yes well into soul music,love motown..got all the british northern soul music too
ok pie ..heres a clue...whatever it is I am doing..it will be on foot there that narrows it down a bit doesnt it?
hi Lizann welcome .......heres a few more..
big shout to every one else.......
We had a power cut late last night and after an hour or so, my blonde girlfriend jumped up with a huff and said "Right! sod this, I'm making a brew."
"Err, how?" I asked, stopping her in her tracks. "We've got no electric."
"Err, I'm not fcking stupid, mister." She snapped. "I can use my phone's torch to see."
I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble.
Just seen on the news, Police are seeking a man for showing his privates in local parks.
No details on how to apply for the role though.
So scientists have announced the first ever successful penis transplant on an unnamed man in South Africa.
Still, he will always be re-membered
The definition of a selfie;
Having to photograph yourself because you are too ugly or stupid to have someone else take it.
I've got something special planned for my old Scottish mum today
I've booked a Pick Your Own Daffodils trip down the local roundabout.
What's worse than a fly in your soup?
A fly in my soup.
I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.
It only took a minute to be sworn in!
I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS FROM NOW ON
This one was written in London.
My girlfriend was rushed into hospital this morning. As her trolley crashed through the ED doors, a doctor said:
"BP is 127."
"This isn't the time to be discussing petrol prices." I shouted.
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