mornin folks ..and how are we all today then? just taken my computer to the menders ..will be a weeeeek!!jeez might as well have gone on holiday....out yesterday ..another day that as a failure truly ranks in my top ten successes!!..weather pretty overcast today....hopefully get in the garden for a wee while today tho..pretty much aching at the mo..
brews all round....
ppqp...18 degrees???not bad at all...highest here yesterday..was 7 ..its you thats supposed to live in the frozen north not me!!!
pie ..wow pretty busy yesterday...never heard of those begonias ..will need to look them up..going to get the rough wood later for my inside planter..already got 2 of the plants to go in it...2 different hibiscus ..I love em...oh and my little bouginvillea will be going in..need to thin k of some sort of drainage system ..but think Ive cracked that one..pulled the last of my parsnips yesterday...cracking size to them...I know how to grow them good now ..so if you want to try let me know...
hiya bear...sloooooooooow down..your starting to go at 90mph again!!thats when the wheel comes off....take it easy asnd have a good one
yo pauly..teenage mutant heroes!!hows you today then?hopefully all ok.....
hiya Lav hows you?all good..watched a talent programme here last night called the voice ..there was a guy on there singing a James Brown number ...and it was fantastic..would honestly say it was better than the original!!hopefully youll get into the garden ..after this brew....
not many on here but hey ..we can do it!!!!take it easy folks..big shout to those not here ....Sam the man dtd molly et al...
I took pity on a tramp sleeping rough in the doorway of my shop and offered him a job.
He now holds the position of draught excluder.
The two policemen sat opposite me, "We think you might be able to help with us our enquires."
"I've done nothing wrong!" I protested.
"We don't suspect you of anything. You just look cleverer than we are."
Earlier there was a massive storm brewing and the wife was getting anxious.
"Holy shit!" she bellowed as we looked out the window "Was that lightning?"
I said, "No...they're taking pictures for Google Earth."
I was explaining to my wife how sometimes I feel really high and then really low.
She said, "Dave, get off the fcking swing."
BBC NEWS: Titanic captain's cigar box found in Merseyside house.
And there you have it: ultimate proof that Scousers are the best thieves in the world.
The past year has been pretty traumatic for me.
First I found out that the tooth fairy didn't exist, then I found out that superman isn't real and my parents were lying to me about Father Christmas.
And if all that wasn't bad enough already, I'm starting to suspect that the bloke on the rice packets isn't really my uncle.
The police have issued a photograph of a man they want in connection with a string of robberies in the South East.
What I don't understand is: why they didn't keep hold of him after they'd taken his photo?
Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.
I met this wonderful girl today, and we had so much in common. We both liked football, beer, pub food, and she even laughed at my offensive jokes.
So, I took her back to my place and she sat me down and stripped totally naked.
And it was at this point I saw we had something else in common.
brews all round....
ppqp...18 degrees???not bad at all...highest here yesterday..was 7 ..its you thats supposed to live in the frozen north not me!!!
pie ..wow pretty busy yesterday...never heard of those begonias ..will need to look them up..going to get the rough wood later for my inside planter..already got 2 of the plants to go in it...2 different hibiscus ..I love em...oh and my little bouginvillea will be going in..need to thin k of some sort of drainage system ..but think Ive cracked that one..pulled the last of my parsnips yesterday...cracking size to them...I know how to grow them good now ..so if you want to try let me know...
hiya bear...sloooooooooow down..your starting to go at 90mph again!!thats when the wheel comes off....take it easy asnd have a good one
yo pauly..teenage mutant heroes!!hows you today then?hopefully all ok.....
hiya Lav hows you?all good..watched a talent programme here last night called the voice ..there was a guy on there singing a James Brown number ...and it was fantastic..would honestly say it was better than the original!!hopefully youll get into the garden ..after this brew....
not many on here but hey ..we can do it!!!!take it easy folks..big shout to those not here ....Sam the man dtd molly et al...
I took pity on a tramp sleeping rough in the doorway of my shop and offered him a job.
He now holds the position of draught excluder.
The two policemen sat opposite me, "We think you might be able to help with us our enquires."
"I've done nothing wrong!" I protested.
"We don't suspect you of anything. You just look cleverer than we are."
Earlier there was a massive storm brewing and the wife was getting anxious.
"Holy shit!" she bellowed as we looked out the window "Was that lightning?"
I said, "No...they're taking pictures for Google Earth."
I was explaining to my wife how sometimes I feel really high and then really low.
She said, "Dave, get off the fcking swing."
BBC NEWS: Titanic captain's cigar box found in Merseyside house.
And there you have it: ultimate proof that Scousers are the best thieves in the world.
The past year has been pretty traumatic for me.
First I found out that the tooth fairy didn't exist, then I found out that superman isn't real and my parents were lying to me about Father Christmas.
And if all that wasn't bad enough already, I'm starting to suspect that the bloke on the rice packets isn't really my uncle.
The police have issued a photograph of a man they want in connection with a string of robberies in the South East.
What I don't understand is: why they didn't keep hold of him after they'd taken his photo?
Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.
I met this wonderful girl today, and we had so much in common. We both liked football, beer, pub food, and she even laughed at my offensive jokes.
So, I took her back to my place and she sat me down and stripped totally naked.
And it was at this point I saw we had something else in common.
alright hello to all and I hope we all have a good Monday
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