mornin all..and how are we today then ?all good I hope been up since soft o clock this morning..cutting tiles..neighbours will be well chuffed ..tile cutter whizzing at 7.30..tiling round the top of the planter same as the kitchen tiles..Ive now been asked to make 2 of them..and also the cabinet I made been asked for of them...trouble is it takes too long and tbh not that interested just like improving on something that I was absolute rubbish at..working with wood..hopefully get my puter back this week..pretty good day yesterday...weather back to normal today rain rain..ok on we go then ..coffee on the go now....
mr g...hows you today matey ?all good?watched a prog on telly last night ..wild wallabys in Britain!!they had escaped many moons ago..and set up shop here in the wild and doing well...oh well fair trade for the crims we sent in the early days!! have a bonzer mate
hiya molls..you were wrong ..the jokes were up to there normal high standard!!firstly congrats on the rugby ..good shout on that one!!did Ui tell you Julies gang were called Toolan....and my Uncle Jack is a Boyle from Donegal..sure I could find a few more..come on oireland :thumbsups: you get some gardening done yesterday?havwe a grand day today...
hey bear ..hows you ...all good ..day orf today ? spa day isnt it ..go and enjoy ..forget work for the mo...think your strategy out for them before you go back ...do you as the manager do individual bilats with them?I found them good and it certainly focuses the mind especially on performance!!!...but today is you day so go for it!!!
hey pauly ..hows you today then?good bad indifferent?my boogie has def picked up ..little purple leaves appearing now ...Julie was going to chuck it out..she said it was a stick!! yep the screw joke is def a me thing!!
mornin Lav ..hows you today then?all good ..what was the weekend like for you? ..quiet?yes must admit sometimes I like my own solitude too..and other times I am just enjoy being around people (as long as I dont owe them money or anything!!)large brew here for you..anything on the books for today then?
hiya pie chuffed that you are feeling better...yes there are times when we have nowt to say..better saying that than talking rubbish...okok I'll get my coat!! hows your issues? you getting them sorted? good lass...
just hade to look to see on page 2 of yesterdays fred..it wont let me open it for some mad reason...so if you were on the second page big shout to you..its just said do you want to leave this page?...not bloody likely after typing this out!!!right lets get some jokes up !!
My wife said i was childish and out of date.
I was so upset I fell off my spacehopper.
You see a lot of people posting pictures of meals they have prepared on Facebook nowadays, which are often getting lots of "likes". But when I was repeatedly taking Polaroid photos of my meals and then spending 3 hours a night driving round my family and friends to show them, before Facebook was invented, I was considered "insane" and was locked in a mental institution for 10 years.
I was taking my dog for a walk when this dog came running towards me,
"Nice dog, "I said to it's owner, "what is it? "
"It's a labradoodle, a cross between a Poodle and a Labrador, " she replied.
"Oh, I used to have a Jack Russell crossed with a Chihuahua, " I said,"
"Ah, " she said, "a Jawowa. "
"No, " I answered, "a fcking mongrel."
Leicester.
Where a centuries old Richard the Third is more appealing, better looking, and smells better than most of the locals.
What film has the song Don't cry for Me I'm a crispbread ?
Ryvita .
Definition of pressure:
A wife, a mistress and a mortgage.
All one month late...
I went for a job interview yesterday.
The interviewer said, "According to your CV, you like Philosophy, Astronomy and Mathematics."
"Well that's correct," I replied.
"Can we have a discussion on that?" He asked again.
"Yes of course." I answered.
"Well then," he paused, "Do you think that we are alone in this Universe?"
"I don't think so," I replied. "There are people outside this room waiting for the interview."
When I was little my mum used to make me boiled eggs with soldiers.
Why she needed military support to prepare breakfast still baffles me.
A circle, a rhombus, a pentagon and a scalene triangle walk into a bar. The rhombus says to the circle: 'Your round'.
Got an email from an airline inviting me to "Discover America".
I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
mr g...hows you today matey ?all good?watched a prog on telly last night ..wild wallabys in Britain!!they had escaped many moons ago..and set up shop here in the wild and doing well...oh well fair trade for the crims we sent in the early days!! have a bonzer mate
hiya molls..you were wrong ..the jokes were up to there normal high standard!!firstly congrats on the rugby ..good shout on that one!!did Ui tell you Julies gang were called Toolan....and my Uncle Jack is a Boyle from Donegal..sure I could find a few more..come on oireland :thumbsups: you get some gardening done yesterday?havwe a grand day today...
hey bear ..hows you ...all good ..day orf today ? spa day isnt it ..go and enjoy ..forget work for the mo...think your strategy out for them before you go back ...do you as the manager do individual bilats with them?I found them good and it certainly focuses the mind especially on performance!!!...but today is you day so go for it!!!
hey pauly ..hows you today then?good bad indifferent?my boogie has def picked up ..little purple leaves appearing now ...Julie was going to chuck it out..she said it was a stick!! yep the screw joke is def a me thing!!
mornin Lav ..hows you today then?all good ..what was the weekend like for you? ..quiet?yes must admit sometimes I like my own solitude too..and other times I am just enjoy being around people (as long as I dont owe them money or anything!!)large brew here for you..anything on the books for today then?
hiya pie chuffed that you are feeling better...yes there are times when we have nowt to say..better saying that than talking rubbish...okok I'll get my coat!! hows your issues? you getting them sorted? good lass...
just hade to look to see on page 2 of yesterdays fred..it wont let me open it for some mad reason...so if you were on the second page big shout to you..its just said do you want to leave this page?...not bloody likely after typing this out!!!right lets get some jokes up !!
My wife said i was childish and out of date.
I was so upset I fell off my spacehopper.
You see a lot of people posting pictures of meals they have prepared on Facebook nowadays, which are often getting lots of "likes". But when I was repeatedly taking Polaroid photos of my meals and then spending 3 hours a night driving round my family and friends to show them, before Facebook was invented, I was considered "insane" and was locked in a mental institution for 10 years.
I was taking my dog for a walk when this dog came running towards me,
"Nice dog, "I said to it's owner, "what is it? "
"It's a labradoodle, a cross between a Poodle and a Labrador, " she replied.
"Oh, I used to have a Jack Russell crossed with a Chihuahua, " I said,"
"Ah, " she said, "a Jawowa. "
"No, " I answered, "a fcking mongrel."
Leicester.
Where a centuries old Richard the Third is more appealing, better looking, and smells better than most of the locals.
What film has the song Don't cry for Me I'm a crispbread ?
Ryvita .
Definition of pressure:
A wife, a mistress and a mortgage.
All one month late...
I went for a job interview yesterday.
The interviewer said, "According to your CV, you like Philosophy, Astronomy and Mathematics."
"Well that's correct," I replied.
"Can we have a discussion on that?" He asked again.
"Yes of course." I answered.
"Well then," he paused, "Do you think that we are alone in this Universe?"
"I don't think so," I replied. "There are people outside this room waiting for the interview."
When I was little my mum used to make me boiled eggs with soldiers.
Why she needed military support to prepare breakfast still baffles me.
A circle, a rhombus, a pentagon and a scalene triangle walk into a bar. The rhombus says to the circle: 'Your round'.
Got an email from an airline inviting me to "Discover America".
I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
the sleep fairy is being stingy still!some days it doesn't bother me, today it does
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