hiya folks ...well tis I how r yizall today then?all good hopefully ..well puter shop has just phoned ..mine is fixed..they had to change the hard drive in it so will pick it up later yahoo!!!think Ive manged to download some pics of the conservatory up to date...changed the hanging baskets on the walls and finally finished the planter box..tiled and grouted it yesterday so got to let it set properly now..tea and coffee on the go ...tho I ve just had a bovril....
hiya Lav..hows you then today?all good I hope ..whats new for you then?I know what you mean about spring...it has been really sunny this past few days ..sleet today!!and its pretty cold too...big brew ..here you go
hiya Sam..glad youre daughter is on the mend..at least you know what it is about now...havent a clue on the ecig thingys..all I will say is that I have 2 friends ..yes a whole 2!! who actually use them instead of smoking they are forever trying different flavours to them ..Jack Daniels flavour//..seriously whats that about?
pauly...hows you this morning...all good ..youre talents are wasted cutting hair..especially with the techie knowledge you have..you should be working in a computer repair shop.."ah yes I see the problem now Mr Smith ...your computer is taking a dump!!"
hey possible boss ppqp ..hows you today then madam?sounds like things are in a bit of a tizz there ..take it no one has heard of succession planning?either that or they are trying to stiff you ..yep just add it to her job spec..that is if you have one ..if not maybe its a discussion point? if I was you I would definitely put my foot down with a firm hand!!:thumbsup:
hiya bear...man flu?tis impossible..it may be an impersonator ..but its not the real deal man flu..no siree..you would know about it if it was the proper manflu!!hows things today then?hope you are feeling better..when are you back in work?
hiya Narilly ..how are you then?all good on the plains?
hiya pie..how are you ?still munching away at the problem in small bites?so you fell on your butt ..and they laughed with you..were they laughing in detention with you too:happy2: project nearly done ..all thats left in the conservatory is change the door ,change the skirting boards paint the walls and plant up..job done.its nice that the bits I have done are complimented ..but dont think I would even consider doing it more than messing about...
hiya SF..glad to "see you "again ...I appreciate your concern and worry for your mum,but take time for you too.:hug:
right folks will put the jokes here,and then pics on the next post ..otherwise the attachments police will nab me ...have a great day...
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than:
"I quit halfway through a marathon"
A container ship carrying yo-yos from America to Wales ran into force 10 storms and sunk 16 times.
My girlfriends got a ladder in her tights.
She truly is the most talented shoplifter ever.
The next generation of British aircraft carriers will be called the Queen Elizabeth and the Prince of Wales.
Which is quite fitting really as the second one is basically going to sit around doing nothing unless something happens to the first one.
Ladies: The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse
I picked up this woman Saturday night. I'm not saying she's fat, but when I pulled her knickers down to her knees, her ass was still in them.
"Are you sure this electric shock treatment will help me? " asked my wife.
"Of course I am, " I replied, "it's cured thousands in the past, " I said as I buckled her into the chair.
It's true what they say about getting ill in hospitals.
I looked at the parking charges and had a fcking heart attack.
I was used as a guinea pig for an experiment at work today.
My legs are knackered from that wheel.
Two men are the best of friends for many years,they die together in an accident,one of them goes to Heaven,the other to Hell. After a while the meet in the supermarket in the middle. "How are things down there then?" One friend asks. "Its bloody fantastic there mate,the pubs are open all day and it doesnt cost a penny,theres no dress code in hell, all the women go about in stockings and suspenders. All day long plenty of booze,all night long plenty of the other" he says "So whats it like up in heaven?" "Its terrible,i have to get up at 5am every day, make breakfast,tidy the rooms, polish the pearly gates" . "Blimey that sounds bad" says his friend "why have you got to do all that?" "Cos im the only one up here!"
hiya Lav..hows you then today?all good I hope ..whats new for you then?I know what you mean about spring...it has been really sunny this past few days ..sleet today!!and its pretty cold too...big brew ..here you go
hiya Sam..glad youre daughter is on the mend..at least you know what it is about now...havent a clue on the ecig thingys..all I will say is that I have 2 friends ..yes a whole 2!! who actually use them instead of smoking they are forever trying different flavours to them ..Jack Daniels flavour//..seriously whats that about?
pauly...hows you this morning...all good ..youre talents are wasted cutting hair..especially with the techie knowledge you have..you should be working in a computer repair shop.."ah yes I see the problem now Mr Smith ...your computer is taking a dump!!"
hey possible boss ppqp ..hows you today then madam?sounds like things are in a bit of a tizz there ..take it no one has heard of succession planning?either that or they are trying to stiff you ..yep just add it to her job spec..that is if you have one ..if not maybe its a discussion point? if I was you I would definitely put my foot down with a firm hand!!:thumbsup:
hiya bear...man flu?tis impossible..it may be an impersonator ..but its not the real deal man flu..no siree..you would know about it if it was the proper manflu!!hows things today then?hope you are feeling better..when are you back in work?
hiya Narilly ..how are you then?all good on the plains?
hiya pie..how are you ?still munching away at the problem in small bites?so you fell on your butt ..and they laughed with you..were they laughing in detention with you too:happy2: project nearly done ..all thats left in the conservatory is change the door ,change the skirting boards paint the walls and plant up..job done.its nice that the bits I have done are complimented ..but dont think I would even consider doing it more than messing about...
hiya SF..glad to "see you "again ...I appreciate your concern and worry for your mum,but take time for you too.:hug:
right folks will put the jokes here,and then pics on the next post ..otherwise the attachments police will nab me ...have a great day...
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than:
"I quit halfway through a marathon"
A container ship carrying yo-yos from America to Wales ran into force 10 storms and sunk 16 times.
My girlfriends got a ladder in her tights.
She truly is the most talented shoplifter ever.
The next generation of British aircraft carriers will be called the Queen Elizabeth and the Prince of Wales.
Which is quite fitting really as the second one is basically going to sit around doing nothing unless something happens to the first one.
Ladies: The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse
I picked up this woman Saturday night. I'm not saying she's fat, but when I pulled her knickers down to her knees, her ass was still in them.
"Are you sure this electric shock treatment will help me? " asked my wife.
"Of course I am, " I replied, "it's cured thousands in the past, " I said as I buckled her into the chair.
It's true what they say about getting ill in hospitals.
I looked at the parking charges and had a fcking heart attack.
I was used as a guinea pig for an experiment at work today.
My legs are knackered from that wheel.
Two men are the best of friends for many years,they die together in an accident,one of them goes to Heaven,the other to Hell. After a while the meet in the supermarket in the middle. "How are things down there then?" One friend asks. "Its bloody fantastic there mate,the pubs are open all day and it doesnt cost a penny,theres no dress code in hell, all the women go about in stockings and suspenders. All day long plenty of booze,all night long plenty of the other" he says "So whats it like up in heaven?" "Its terrible,i have to get up at 5am every day, make breakfast,tidy the rooms, polish the pearly gates" . "Blimey that sounds bad" says his friend "why have you got to do all that?" "Cos im the only one up here!"
I have horrible anxiety this morning cuz yesterday I opened the shop and there was a patch of water by one of the sinks I just mopped it up and warned the other girls that it was leaking or something, bitch manager calls me at home yelling that she's missing out on hundreds of dollars cuz I didn't call her in the morning and now the water is turned off cuz the plumber is there,yada,yada, I don't want to deal with her today
I don't know why I didn't call her, it just didn't seem like that bigof a deal at the time and I just sort of got busy and I dunno, so I'm sure she'll be whining again today,jeez there was another sink to use anyways, f-her! SF,I totally get the "bitchy" that's what happens to me, either, mad,sad,sick,pms, I drink and all my cares go away, I listen to music, I clean things that I usually ignore, I laugh,go shop,hang with hubs, however like you said it all turns around, before I know it I'm drunk, exhausted, angry, crying over old Shit,same old,same old,al's a backstabber!!anyways, my allergies/cold is gone so I went for a walk, was kinda hungry so I went to 7-11 and bought some mixed nuts but they're mostly peanuts, gross!Hello to Lav,Det,Pie, everybody else, let's have a nice Tuesday(and see if I still have a job)
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