hiya folks ..how are we today then? yipeee back on me old computer..its like a brand new one ..only problem is..most of the programmes I had have gorn..microsoft office etc ..so need to download/replace them..weather outside today is lovely..was frosty this morning...but thats starting to lift and the sun is out..yaaay..so lets get on..brews all round ....
morning ppqp...and breathe!!!how did your meeting go last night?hope it went well.....moreso hope the eyes are better today....any plans on your takeover bid at work?
hey sam ..50% chance you got your work finished yesterday ..and 50%you got wet..how did you go on?any word on the job front at all yet?
hiya lav..same 30 this morning...frost too...but the sun is cracking the flags now..looks like a good one..was sorting out all my seeds ready to be planted..think I am going to start on my tomato plants this week..what are you doing today then? anything special?well heres a brew to muse it over with first...
hey pauly hows you today then ? bit more chillaxed today?sounded like you were seriously on one yesterday morning..man I ear was bending just listening to what you wrote!!:congratulatory: so it as a nonstarter with the drama queen then? take it you are still cutting the hair today?have a good one :hug:
hey bear ..hows you today?all good.. hopefully you are feeling better today...yep house does look tidy...thats my mrs mopp skills !!get it all done before madam gets home!
hiya narilly ..well has it warmed up yet?nearer the weekend now...any plans for today or are you at work?
hiya pie hows you then?reckon they are what you call base boards..if you look in the last pic yesterday..the white board on the right of the planter...notice its now become a planter and not just a box!!thats the skirting boards...
hiya det hows you then mate ?is it my imagination or are you not traveling as much now?anyways you are home thats a good one...
right folks on we go ..take it easy and have a good day.....
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar Bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
I took my wife swimming with the dolphins on her 40th.
Although, pushing her overboard on the cruise ship when no one else was watching probably doesn't count.
The Armys Bomb Disposal experts managed to successfully defuse a 10,000lb German WWII bomb in Southwark today.
"Really pleased it went so well." Said a Metropolitan Police Commander.
"Jolly good show those chaps, all of them." Said Mayor Boris Johnson.
"Why wasn't he wearing regulation ear defenders?" Asked the bloke from Health & Safety.
I hate it when my kid starts crying in the middle of the night and I have to get up.
To close the bedroom door.
Listened to some drum and bass earlier.
The drum I could hear but that fish needs to up his game.
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
NICK GRIFFIN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking Brit.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
His was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
I hid in the wardrobe naked and as she moved closer to the bed leapt out causing her to scream loudly.
Anyway long story short I've now been banned from Ikea.
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
morning ppqp...and breathe!!!how did your meeting go last night?hope it went well.....moreso hope the eyes are better today....any plans on your takeover bid at work?
hey sam ..50% chance you got your work finished yesterday ..and 50%you got wet..how did you go on?any word on the job front at all yet?
hiya lav..same 30 this morning...frost too...but the sun is cracking the flags now..looks like a good one..was sorting out all my seeds ready to be planted..think I am going to start on my tomato plants this week..what are you doing today then? anything special?well heres a brew to muse it over with first...
hey pauly hows you today then ? bit more chillaxed today?sounded like you were seriously on one yesterday morning..man I ear was bending just listening to what you wrote!!:congratulatory: so it as a nonstarter with the drama queen then? take it you are still cutting the hair today?have a good one :hug:
hey bear ..hows you today?all good.. hopefully you are feeling better today...yep house does look tidy...thats my mrs mopp skills !!get it all done before madam gets home!
hiya narilly ..well has it warmed up yet?nearer the weekend now...any plans for today or are you at work?
hiya pie hows you then?reckon they are what you call base boards..if you look in the last pic yesterday..the white board on the right of the planter...notice its now become a planter and not just a box!!thats the skirting boards...
hiya det hows you then mate ?is it my imagination or are you not traveling as much now?anyways you are home thats a good one...
right folks on we go ..take it easy and have a good day.....
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar Bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
I took my wife swimming with the dolphins on her 40th.
Although, pushing her overboard on the cruise ship when no one else was watching probably doesn't count.
The Armys Bomb Disposal experts managed to successfully defuse a 10,000lb German WWII bomb in Southwark today.
"Really pleased it went so well." Said a Metropolitan Police Commander.
"Jolly good show those chaps, all of them." Said Mayor Boris Johnson.
"Why wasn't he wearing regulation ear defenders?" Asked the bloke from Health & Safety.
I hate it when my kid starts crying in the middle of the night and I have to get up.
To close the bedroom door.
Listened to some drum and bass earlier.
The drum I could hear but that fish needs to up his game.
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
NICK GRIFFIN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking Brit.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
His was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
I hid in the wardrobe naked and as she moved closer to the bed leapt out causing her to scream loudly.
Anyway long story short I've now been banned from Ikea.
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
I don't know what happened, I came home and went to check on them and she was just gone, no more animals for me,it's too sad when they die,Lav,I need a slice tomorrow but bring ice cream too cuz I like to mix them
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