hiya Sam..how are you today then mate?is the weather letting you get out and about?going to start on the first of my seeds planting up today.....
hey pauly ..hows you?you feeling any better..sheeit that auto save is great..just pressed the wrong button!!!
hiya Lav..hows you today then?weather any kinder to you today?hopefully so..nearly finished the planter with the plants...its taken some head scratching to work out the watering and drainage but sussed now!(hopefully)and then get planting up my seed plants too..what are you up to? anything?heres a brew while you think about today..have a good one..
hiya 3.142..did you get your go with the flow day or were them some obstructions along the way?
hey det mate howdya get on at your mates house with the bar?hopefully sound..Lavs right you know...maybes you need someting more as well as here to help you..all sorts of similes/metaphors spring to mind..if you break a window ..you dont get a welder to fix it......if you break your arm..you dont use a band aid to try n sort it..there is defo something tha keeps dragging you back ..cos you do so well then bam..and then you stop again..worth a try buddy
hiya bear hows you today then?good I hope..
big shout to all those not here....have a great day....
I bought a microwave bed.
I get nine hours sleep in six minutes.
I must be really good at driving.
I keep getting letters off the Police awarding me points.
I got sacked from work today.
Turns out, Dress Down Day was not what I thought it would be.
Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school.
But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home.
As my son dawdled off to school, I shouted at him, "Hurry up or you'll be late."
He shouted back, "It's okay, they're open until 3:30."
Save money on a bigger TV by simply moving the couch closer to your existing one.
My wife was in the bathroom covering her face in cream. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Just trying to make myself beautiful."
A couple of minutes later I saw her wiping it off. "Giving up already?" I asked.
I have a claim to fame you know...
I used to be the world's youngest person.
I was standing outside the off licence earlier when I stopped some bloke who was going in.
I said, "Excuse me mate, can you buy me some alcohol please?"
He looked at me and said, "You must be old enough, surely?"
"Yeah I am" I replied, "I just don't have any money."
Facebook.
Letting you know what someone you never spoke to at school is having for dinner since February 2004.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
I thought I saw the wife out in the back yard this morning, jabbering away to herself.
But it was just the wheelie bin lid blowing up and down in the wind.
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