made a load of mint and lemon iced tea yesterday..so thats on the cards too for a brew as well as java joe
hiya Sam you beat me to it yesterday ...how did the market go mate?a success hopefully..what were you selling ..or were you buying?anything on the go today?have a good one...
hiya bear ..a day older a day wiser ...how are you today..going back for more spinning?how did you enjoy the thai dinner ?what was it?
hiya Lav..wow you never stop?heres a brew....whats your plans for today then..a nice quiet time?????yes the sun was out yesterday here it was gorgeous..just messing about doing things..one regret tho...little fella wasnt there doing his stunts!Its really foggy at the mo...going to see if I can finish this vine idea in the conservatory today..
hiya pauly ..how are you today then?hows the headache?I seldom have sugar in a brew now..most of the time black coffee,but sometimes I do need to have sugar a my blood sugars? go really low and I go dizzy etc..as sweetener if I need to I use truvia....As for the tunnel..Sand has given it a good coat of looking at ..end of!!here you go ..some mojo to you....
hiya ppqp..hows you easter Monday? still got snow outside?I am keeping a diary of Sandys behaviour for a wee while...I also think a lot of this is about me...I will never replace the wee man,but it was so nice to see the 2 of them in the garden..we shall see..put it this way..if another rabbit turned up ..pretty sure Julie wouldnt be surprised..and if I can give another rescue a good home then all the better,but its got to fit in with Sandy..when are you back at work? you wanted to know what to do with the avacado for brekkie?trade it for some bacon eggs sauasage n mushrooms!!
hi 3.142 hows you today then?watcha up to today?..you having a lazy easter ?whatever I hope its a good one.....
hey det ..your non ..appearance is shouting out...........you ok..let us know matey...
Molls hows you today?all good shops are open today.....get yoursel down here!!!.....Balbriggan31.jpg..
right folks for the offski..have a grand day
We went to a Thunderbird's themed fancy dress party, I went the whole hog, had the hair dyed, and got a costume to look like Virgil.
My wife just put a green coat on and went as Thunderbird two.
The fortune teller looked into her crystal ball and said, "You're going to turn into a woman with a massive forehead."
"That's your fcking reflection you idiot." I replied.
Wouldn't it be great if they discovered that the lie detector expert on The Jeremy Kyle Show wasn't telling the truth.
How do you stop a cat scratching your face?
Press paws.
Speaking outside the court after her divorce from Prince Charming, Cinderella was asked what was the biggest lesson she learned from the marriage, "Never marry a man who's really into shoes", she replied.
The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers. The irony in some of these are absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes awkward). Check them out:
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
- Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Eye Drops Off Shelf
- Teachers Strike Idle Kids
- Obama Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
I've just been watching The Simpsons. How unrealistic is that...
...Loads of funny looking yellow people running a Nuclear Power Plant...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" God asks her.
"Lord," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples," she says.
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you," the good Lord tells her.
"What's a 'man', Lord?" she inquires.
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?" she asks.
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
Q: What do cows read in the morning?
A: The daily moos.
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.
She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She got married again and that husband failed in bed.
Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed."
The next day, the doorbell rings. There is a man with no arms and no legs.
"Hello, I saw your ad in the paper," he says.
"Tell me a little about you."
"Well, I have no arms, so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you," he replies.
"How do I know you're good in bed?" she asks.
He says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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