mornin all ...and howz the world with you today then?..good bad or indifferent?over here tis a wee bit cold,but never the less the sun is out so it promises to look good even tho it might not feel it at the mo...checked the seeds I put in pots last week..courgettes cucumbers tomatoes and peas are all through already!! also the first flowers on my camellia bush is out....
well here we go ..sitting drinking a cuppa peppermint tea at the mo...anyone else or is it java joe all round?
firstly det ..if you can mate give us a shout..let us know how you are doing....
hiya Lav...A QUIET DAY? you dont do quiet days!!if its not the kids you will be at something else!youve got 1 kid till 11 today? plety of time to have a looksee at Longwood afterwards Ive got 2 gerboras ..and after a while the heads get too heavy ,droop and snap down..da da ..fixed! using green plant ties ..look as good as new..brew time for you ..here you go...
hiya ppqp ..hows you then?take it you had a chilled out evening then?hows the work front going now ?whats happening there?
hiya pie ..did you get any work yesterday?when you said you go for work on a daily basis is it through an agency or something?you could always teach project planning..
hey pauly ...hows you then?stop knocking yourself down...you are normal!!!!well as normal as any of us...no smart ass comments from the crowd pelease!!seriously tho..just chill it along...:hug:
hey bear ..you never said which coast...what was the weather like ..it was grand here..tho today looks better...surfing defo is the way..with anyhing its just getting over that crest
hiya SF.....wow that was some passionate post....this thread is about getting it out ,so hopefully it did that with you...ther is a lot of angst,anger and hurt in there..I am not qualified or indeed entitled to meddle and mess in your private feelings,but if I can,couple of points came to me ...opinion wise only....
they have been married for 60 years...its a heck of a long time to be with someone that you dont want to be with.....
love ..what does it mean?has it got a meaning? would it not be better to say "this is me" my choice..this is the person I choose to be with ,I am happy ,content,and thru thick n thin thats it..love has got this over encompassing picture of hearts n roses and walking off hand in hand into the sunset etc..when sometimes its actually just about saying thanks..without you I couldnt have done it?
no quality of life..Im sure along lifes path you mustve heard.."Id rather be dead than.......we ve all said it along the way...and yet no one has actually ever said tell you what choose death its great..better than whats on the cards just now...
this is not meant as a debate or anything,because in there you have got some serious thoughts about it of your own..but hope it helps you in some little way ..if not bin it :hug:
folks for the offski now ..take it easy have a great day and a big shout to all are mms ..missing mates!!
Mark Simpson, the man jailed for twelve years for selling sub-standard building materials to the government, escaped from Pentonville Prison this morning when the front fell off.
Lawyer "You said the plaintiff was shot in the woods?"
Doctor "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
Trump this one!!
During lunch at work last week I ate three plates of beans, which I know I should not have. When I got home, my boyfriend seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my boyfriend was out the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I let three more go. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my boyfriend returned as he apologized for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and 12 dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday."
My son's tooth fell out yesterday.
So last night my wife asked me to tiptoe into his bedroom and replace it with a £1 coin.
I did try but unfortunately he woke up as I was doing it.
Must've been the taste of the superglue.
I said to my girlfriend, "I've opened us a joint account so that we can put all of our money together."
"Aww, wanting to take our relationship to the next stage, are you?"
"No," I replied. "I've lost my job."
Dwarves are often born with an extra toe.
It's a little gnome fact.
The police sent me a photo of my car speeding.
So I sent them a picture of my cheque.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread wide apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought, but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought, but you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was wind, but I was wrong."
I remember when I was a kid and all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Man.
I got this plastic doll with a cord on its back and when you pulled it it said "30, 30, 35, 35, 35, 40......"
I looked on the box........Auction Man.
I'm keeping a few jokes about crash mats till later.
I always like to have something to fall back on.
My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have 3 records, what would they be?"
I said, "The long distance swimming one would be good!"
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6am this morning
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6 this morning...
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well here we go ..sitting drinking a cuppa peppermint tea at the mo...anyone else or is it java joe all round?
firstly det ..if you can mate give us a shout..let us know how you are doing....
hiya Lav...A QUIET DAY? you dont do quiet days!!if its not the kids you will be at something else!youve got 1 kid till 11 today? plety of time to have a looksee at Longwood afterwards Ive got 2 gerboras ..and after a while the heads get too heavy ,droop and snap down..da da ..fixed! using green plant ties ..look as good as new..brew time for you ..here you go...
hiya ppqp ..hows you then?take it you had a chilled out evening then?hows the work front going now ?whats happening there?
hiya pie ..did you get any work yesterday?when you said you go for work on a daily basis is it through an agency or something?you could always teach project planning..
hey pauly ...hows you then?stop knocking yourself down...you are normal!!!!well as normal as any of us...no smart ass comments from the crowd pelease!!seriously tho..just chill it along...:hug:
hey bear ..you never said which coast...what was the weather like ..it was grand here..tho today looks better...surfing defo is the way..with anyhing its just getting over that crest
hiya SF.....wow that was some passionate post....this thread is about getting it out ,so hopefully it did that with you...ther is a lot of angst,anger and hurt in there..I am not qualified or indeed entitled to meddle and mess in your private feelings,but if I can,couple of points came to me ...opinion wise only....
they have been married for 60 years...its a heck of a long time to be with someone that you dont want to be with.....
love ..what does it mean?has it got a meaning? would it not be better to say "this is me" my choice..this is the person I choose to be with ,I am happy ,content,and thru thick n thin thats it..love has got this over encompassing picture of hearts n roses and walking off hand in hand into the sunset etc..when sometimes its actually just about saying thanks..without you I couldnt have done it?
no quality of life..Im sure along lifes path you mustve heard.."Id rather be dead than.......we ve all said it along the way...and yet no one has actually ever said tell you what choose death its great..better than whats on the cards just now...
this is not meant as a debate or anything,because in there you have got some serious thoughts about it of your own..but hope it helps you in some little way ..if not bin it :hug:
folks for the offski now ..take it easy have a great day and a big shout to all are mms ..missing mates!!
Mark Simpson, the man jailed for twelve years for selling sub-standard building materials to the government, escaped from Pentonville Prison this morning when the front fell off.
Lawyer "You said the plaintiff was shot in the woods?"
Doctor "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
Trump this one!!
During lunch at work last week I ate three plates of beans, which I know I should not have. When I got home, my boyfriend seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my boyfriend was out the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I let three more go. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my boyfriend returned as he apologized for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and 12 dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday."
My son's tooth fell out yesterday.
So last night my wife asked me to tiptoe into his bedroom and replace it with a £1 coin.
I did try but unfortunately he woke up as I was doing it.
Must've been the taste of the superglue.
I said to my girlfriend, "I've opened us a joint account so that we can put all of our money together."
"Aww, wanting to take our relationship to the next stage, are you?"
"No," I replied. "I've lost my job."
Dwarves are often born with an extra toe.
It's a little gnome fact.
The police sent me a photo of my car speeding.
So I sent them a picture of my cheque.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread wide apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought, but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought, but you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was wind, but I was wrong."
I remember when I was a kid and all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Man.
I got this plastic doll with a cord on its back and when you pulled it it said "30, 30, 35, 35, 35, 40......"
I looked on the box........Auction Man.
I'm keeping a few jokes about crash mats till later.
I always like to have something to fall back on.
My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have 3 records, what would they be?"
I said, "The long distance swimming one would be good!"
20150408_075603.jpg
6am this morning
20150408_075701.jpg
6 this morning...
20150408_075242.jpg
seen an ad for "perfect pancakes" some pan that makes perfectly round pancakes, how lazy!haha,Mick,it's so bright at 6 am there, Sandy looks adorable, my Zygo?cactus bloomed one flower the other day, I should have snapped a pic while it still looked good, now it's kinda shriveled, as far as being "normal" I just hate not feeling well and able to watch Louie, Kell was pissed last night cuz on Monday when the other gramma took him,she left him in a poopy diaper the whole 5 hours!!!!and told Kell"well your mom didn't give me any diapers" bitch go buy some!or at least take it off and let him go commando with some paper towels in his pants, anything is better than letting him sit like that, yesterday he had a red bum cuz of it,slathered him with coconut oil poor baby, SF,I dunno what to say about the situation, lady sounds evil to me
maybe she loves him in her own way,60 years is a looooong time to be with someone, maybe cuz she's older she's getting a titch of dementia, that can make people crabby, who knows but I'm glad you vented
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