brew time ..whos up for it?
hiya Lav..here you go ..first outta the pot!hows you today?..computer is working ok today..Julie fixed it ..well she phoned the company who did all sot of weird n wonderful things...personally couldnt care less as long as its fixed!!and how did you fill your day yesterday then?bet it wasnt just napping!!
hiya pauly..hows you today then?all good ..how many steps are we going for today then?flashlight thats a taser ...?what a great idea..pity they are illegal over here !!still thinking about the bunny situation...thumper(thats the bullied one is in with the guinea pigs at the nick away from the other rabbits..apparently he is going to the vets this morning..the same one that I took sam too..they took him to the first one I went to ..because of his weeping eye and they said it was an infection and bathed it and gave him antibiotics..no better so they phone the second vet..its because his toth/teeth are growing upwards and hitting the tear ducts..so they are gonna fix it..just shows you tho.I dont want to upset Sandy ,so cant put them together straight away...might hafta build another hutch ..and introduce them slowly ..we shall see she comes first...
hiya SF ..hows you today then?no venting?as long as you are looking after YOURself too :hug:
hiya ppqp ..how are you ?whats the state of play with the eye now ? are you ok?hope so
hiya pie ..how are you today?any work heading your way?hopefully so ..fingers crossed for you #
right folks with a cheery wave he bids you a fond farewell,and we head speedily into the weekend so have a good on folks ..including our missing det ,sam,molls,dtd,narilly etc
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Australian cricket legend Richie Benauld dies at 84.
No wonder he never replied to me.
I kept posting to 87.
I got talking to a girl in a bar last night.
I said, "If you saw what I had in my trousers you'd be shocked."
"Oh really?" she smiled, "Prove it then!"
So I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a dead rat.
I'll never forget the last words my dad ever said to me.
"Pack your bags and fck off."
This rather overweight unattractive girl came into my surgery,
"I'm desperate, " she said, "please can you remove my two front teeth. "
So I examined her and said,
"I'm sorry, I can find nothing wrong with your teeth, why do you want them removed? "
"It's next week, " she replied, "I'm on the Jeremy Kyle show and I wanted to look my best
The bloke who invented the turbocharger died this week.
His funeral's any day nnnyeeeeeeeeeow.
I don't usually roll my own joints, but when I do,
It's either my ankle or my knee
People that take lots of selfies need to take a good look at themselves.
"That is him," I said to my wife in the shopping centre. "That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him. Go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing," I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British".
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, " they have only an apple to eat and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
My father worked in a steel fabrication plant.
They didn't produce anything, they just said they did.
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