morning all..from a wet and windy Pennines ......how are you all today then?sadly the idea of getting the little rabbit is no more..he has gone to Rainbow Bridge..they took him to the vets yesterday,and the vet took one look at him and said the kindest thing would be to put him to sleep ..this is the vet that I took both my rabbits to ..and she def knows what she is talking about..he hadnt been getting bullied,it just looked that way..he couldnt eat because his mouth was full of abscesses etc ..the other rabbits were trying to feed him etc..poor little fella...what makes me so mad is that he had been to another vet 3 times and they had washed his eye out and given him antibiotics!!!fkn useless gits!!they failed to check his mouth ,weight loss or anything...so yes pie it puts a massive emphasis on getting the diagnosis right..
Anyways some good did come out of it..the lady that took the rabbits to the vets borrowed my big carrier box..the vet recognised it ..and the convo got round to "if you dont mind me asking ..I saw another rabbit in this carrier last week..Kim explained to the vet that it had been my rabbit and the link between me the prison ..blah blah..the upshot is the vet has signed all the prisons animals up ......all in about 60 including guinea pigs, in return the prison have agreed that any rabbits/guinea pigs that go to the vets to be put down because they cant find homes..they will take them..and the animals get the best of care and the vet gets the extra business...thats my rant done!!!on with the show tea and coffee on the go
hiya Sam ..great to see you again matey....what have you been up to?is there no way you can get the internet connection on a permanent basis?pointless asking me Im about as good as a chocolate fireguard with that stuff!!
good morning bear...hey youll be fine :thumbsup:best of luck with your presentation /speech..and as for the drink afterwards....even if you do feel like it..before you take that drink ..jump on the site and just talk to sumwun..wait for a reply back before you take the drink:thumbsup:..guarantee the urge will have gone by then..you can do it.
good morning SF....hows you?pretty tired I guess after all the hassle...look after you time now :hug:
hiya Lav...was it a busy doing nothing day yesterday then?cant reely see you sitting around doing nowt...any plans for the weekend ?think it over with a brew...
hi pie..did the sleep fairy turn up last night for you?your post really sounds upbeat..well done you!!
hiya pauly......Mae everybody, Mick, it's illegal here to carry a taser here too unless you take a certification class,but I figure if someone is gonna attack me,I highly doubt they'll call the cops on me...good answer!!did you do the flatbread recipe?any thing going for the weekend?you asked about changers..I never took any meds,looked at vids or read books about quitting..I just wrote reams and reams of stuff ..mostly rubbish ..but every time I wanted a drink ,I made myself write down why ,what harm benefits absolutely anything..the trick is ..if you have got the time to take a drink ..no matter where you are then you have the time to write it down first..after awhile you relate having a drink to writing down this massive scribble first..in the end you think ..ach ..cant be bothered...
hi ppqp.....tea tree oil near your eyes...?dont think I would...hope it all gets better quick tho.....
couple of pics of garden up to date..came up with this idae for awindbreak..that way it stops the plants getting battered ,but still lets the light thru
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righty ho folks for the offski see you all later
First week at my new job, and I just can't seem to fit in.
It's tough being a contortionist.
The Police say they're going to investigate their own lack of response to the report of an alarm being triggered at the safety deposit box centre in Hatton Garden.
If they can be arsed.
I'm in a band called 'Defibrillator'.
.....we're a revival band.
At a recent job interview:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
And your strengths?
I'm Batman.
Right-brained people look at line graphs and analyse progress.
Left-brained people look at line graphs and think, "Wow, a mountain!"
We were just leaving a party when my mate asked me:
"Can you give me a lift home?"
I replied, "You're drunk aren't you?"
He said, "Not really, I've hardly had anything to drink, so what makes you think I am?"
I said, "The party was at your house."
I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha.
"Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas."
The guy was fuming. "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" he raged. "I'll just have to have a latte!" He went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said, "I'll have a large latte too, please."
They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
So I told them my name was Mocha.
Wife: Why am I a size 10 in one shop and then in another I'm a 12. It doesn't make sense.
Husband: It's probably because there's a McDonald's in between the two shops!!
Irony - along with Washy, Cleany, Tidy, Hoovery, Dusty and Dishes, she makes up the seven female dwarves.
Once a month they have a few days off and Naggy, Bitchy, Shouty, Screamy, Whingey and Whiney fill in for them.
I was initially annoyed when the mother in law asked me to go round and check her smoke alarms, but it wasn't a completely wasted trip.
At least I've now got some spare batteries for the TV remote.
A man is sitting on a plane waiting to get served for drinks but he notices that the refreshments cart seems to have stopped well in front of him. He looks to the front of the plane where all of the air hostesses seem to be running around after one of the passengers who is bossing them around. When he looks closer, he notices that the passenger is a very rude parrot.
"Get me a whisky now woman" screamed the parrot, and she hurried off rather nervously to get it.
"Get me some peanuts " he screamed to another hostess, and again in fear of the horrible parrot she rushed off to get some.
The man thought to himself that if he tried the same approach as the parrot then he might get served. The next time an air hostess walked past the man shouted, "Hey stoopid, get me a beer!" The air hostess instantly burst into tears and ran to the front of the plane and into the cockpit. A few minutes later the co-pilot and several air hostesses walked back out of the cockpit, grabbed the man and the parrot and threw them out of the plane.
As they began falling towards earth the parrot turned to the nervous looking man and said, "well, you're pretty brave for someone who can't fly!"
Anyways some good did come out of it..the lady that took the rabbits to the vets borrowed my big carrier box..the vet recognised it ..and the convo got round to "if you dont mind me asking ..I saw another rabbit in this carrier last week..Kim explained to the vet that it had been my rabbit and the link between me the prison ..blah blah..the upshot is the vet has signed all the prisons animals up ......all in about 60 including guinea pigs, in return the prison have agreed that any rabbits/guinea pigs that go to the vets to be put down because they cant find homes..they will take them..and the animals get the best of care and the vet gets the extra business...thats my rant done!!!on with the show tea and coffee on the go
hiya Sam ..great to see you again matey....what have you been up to?is there no way you can get the internet connection on a permanent basis?pointless asking me Im about as good as a chocolate fireguard with that stuff!!
good morning bear...hey youll be fine :thumbsup:best of luck with your presentation /speech..and as for the drink afterwards....even if you do feel like it..before you take that drink ..jump on the site and just talk to sumwun..wait for a reply back before you take the drink:thumbsup:..guarantee the urge will have gone by then..you can do it.
good morning SF....hows you?pretty tired I guess after all the hassle...look after you time now :hug:
hiya Lav...was it a busy doing nothing day yesterday then?cant reely see you sitting around doing nowt...any plans for the weekend ?think it over with a brew...
hi pie..did the sleep fairy turn up last night for you?your post really sounds upbeat..well done you!!
hiya pauly......Mae everybody, Mick, it's illegal here to carry a taser here too unless you take a certification class,but I figure if someone is gonna attack me,I highly doubt they'll call the cops on me...good answer!!did you do the flatbread recipe?any thing going for the weekend?you asked about changers..I never took any meds,looked at vids or read books about quitting..I just wrote reams and reams of stuff ..mostly rubbish ..but every time I wanted a drink ,I made myself write down why ,what harm benefits absolutely anything..the trick is ..if you have got the time to take a drink ..no matter where you are then you have the time to write it down first..after awhile you relate having a drink to writing down this massive scribble first..in the end you think ..ach ..cant be bothered...
hi ppqp.....tea tree oil near your eyes...?dont think I would...hope it all gets better quick tho.....
couple of pics of garden up to date..came up with this idae for awindbreak..that way it stops the plants getting battered ,but still lets the light thru
20150411_080025.jpg
20150411_080145.jpg
righty ho folks for the offski see you all later
First week at my new job, and I just can't seem to fit in.
It's tough being a contortionist.
The Police say they're going to investigate their own lack of response to the report of an alarm being triggered at the safety deposit box centre in Hatton Garden.
If they can be arsed.
I'm in a band called 'Defibrillator'.
.....we're a revival band.
At a recent job interview:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
And your strengths?
I'm Batman.
Right-brained people look at line graphs and analyse progress.
Left-brained people look at line graphs and think, "Wow, a mountain!"
We were just leaving a party when my mate asked me:
"Can you give me a lift home?"
I replied, "You're drunk aren't you?"
He said, "Not really, I've hardly had anything to drink, so what makes you think I am?"
I said, "The party was at your house."
I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha.
"Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas."
The guy was fuming. "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" he raged. "I'll just have to have a latte!" He went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said, "I'll have a large latte too, please."
They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
So I told them my name was Mocha.
Wife: Why am I a size 10 in one shop and then in another I'm a 12. It doesn't make sense.
Husband: It's probably because there's a McDonald's in between the two shops!!
Irony - along with Washy, Cleany, Tidy, Hoovery, Dusty and Dishes, she makes up the seven female dwarves.
Once a month they have a few days off and Naggy, Bitchy, Shouty, Screamy, Whingey and Whiney fill in for them.
I was initially annoyed when the mother in law asked me to go round and check her smoke alarms, but it wasn't a completely wasted trip.
At least I've now got some spare batteries for the TV remote.
A man is sitting on a plane waiting to get served for drinks but he notices that the refreshments cart seems to have stopped well in front of him. He looks to the front of the plane where all of the air hostesses seem to be running around after one of the passengers who is bossing them around. When he looks closer, he notices that the passenger is a very rude parrot.
"Get me a whisky now woman" screamed the parrot, and she hurried off rather nervously to get it.
"Get me some peanuts " he screamed to another hostess, and again in fear of the horrible parrot she rushed off to get some.
The man thought to himself that if he tried the same approach as the parrot then he might get served. The next time an air hostess walked past the man shouted, "Hey stoopid, get me a beer!" The air hostess instantly burst into tears and ran to the front of the plane and into the cockpit. A few minutes later the co-pilot and several air hostesses walked back out of the cockpit, grabbed the man and the parrot and threw them out of the plane.
As they began falling towards earth the parrot turned to the nervous looking man and said, "well, you're pretty brave for someone who can't fly!"
but at least he's not suffering anymore, I'm glad you were able to do some good in all of this, in way Sam is saving lives by losing his own,didn't get a chance to try the flatbread recipe, but I did try the homemade almond cheese, haven't baked it yet cuz it had to drip dry all night, put garlic init for flavor and decided that I despise the smell of garlic!!!it was all over my fingers and I wanted to puke, sounds like everyone is doing well
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