mornin folks...dashing about like a loony this morning..got a ton of stuff to do ,so best get on....out early doors tomorrow,so need to get a lot of stuff done today...need to increase the number of hours in the day!!
firstly..brew time ...brews all round
secondly ...well done Narilly on reaching one year af ..thats brilll.....a massive milestone in your life ..so really big effort by you and it paid off!also,no less important...bear well done to you...see you can do it ,even when we could tell that little niggling in your post...Det welcome back.......how comes you can go through a hospitality job like that with all that Jock falling down juice no problems ...and yet????there has got to be another trigger in there somewhere..
hey pauly ...aka the giant cookie maker!!!how are you this fine day today?hopefully good....
good morning Lav..and hows you then today?brew time?its 710 am..just had some apple cider vinegar ..a spoonful..Julie bought some..supposed to be good for lowering cholesterol...def be checking that one it is vile!!reckon it wold be good as floor cleaner!!!have you any plans today?all in all reckon I will be travelling about 100 miles today in bitz and pieces..got at least 4 different destinations to go to!!
hiya Sam ..how was the market mate?any bargains?
ppqp..good mornin manager!!hows you today?gives a new meaning to prying eyes!!hope all is well with you today...yep thinning out plants and repotting up seeds!!...
hiya pie hows you today then ?another one that needs a brew as a kickstart ?here you go then .....any plans for today or is it work?have a good one ....
hiya sf..thinking of you...
right peeps gotta dash..have great day yawl..........
I heard tonight that Hillary Clinton is going to run for the White House.
I hope it's no more than a 20 meter dash, or she's got no chance!
"Are you good at deceiving people?"
"Yes."
"Are you ready to sit idly at work?"
"Yes."
"Will you leave for home 2 hours early than everyone else?"
"Yes."
"Finally, is your IQ less than 100?"
"Yes."
"Congratulations! You have been selected in the Human Resources department of our organisation."
I was walking back from my weekly shop earlier when I noticed a homeless man minding his own business sitting at the side of the pavement. I was in a fairly good mood and so I reached into my pockets to find a couple of coins; as I approached the man I noticed his cup next to him and so reached over and dropped the money in.
I looked him in the eye and smiled, the man looked back, furious.
'That was my coffee, you muppet
The person who invented the 'save' feature in video games did an excellent job.
He should be given a big round of a pause.
think about it......
I stopped at the cash machine on the way to work.
I listened to 'Ring Of Fire' then got back in the car.
It is said that brushing your teeth with the opposite hand stimulates brain activity in the morning.
I tried it and stabbed myself in the back of the throat. Yes, I'm wide awake now.
What's the most spoken phrase in China?
"Sorry, thought you were someone else."
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it's too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk.
He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car. The driver says, "I'll give you a ride, but that dog can't get in my car."
The farmer says, "Don't worry. Old Joe will keep up."
The driver decides to show off and open up the engine for max speed. Just as he's going into fifth gear, he looks out the window and sees Old Joe right beside him. In amazement, he slams on the brakes and Old Joe comes to a halt.
The driver jumps out, exclaiming, "He's the most incredible dog I've ever seen! Is there something special about that collar he's wearing?"
The farmer shakes his head and says, "That's not a collar. That's his a**hole. He's not used to stopping that fast."
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River.
As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Alright, tell ya what -- I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yells back.
The buckeye replies, "Ain't no way, buddy. You must think I'm a fool. I know when I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
firstly..brew time ...brews all round
secondly ...well done Narilly on reaching one year af ..thats brilll.....a massive milestone in your life ..so really big effort by you and it paid off!also,no less important...bear well done to you...see you can do it ,even when we could tell that little niggling in your post...Det welcome back.......how comes you can go through a hospitality job like that with all that Jock falling down juice no problems ...and yet????there has got to be another trigger in there somewhere..
hey pauly ...aka the giant cookie maker!!!how are you this fine day today?hopefully good....
good morning Lav..and hows you then today?brew time?its 710 am..just had some apple cider vinegar ..a spoonful..Julie bought some..supposed to be good for lowering cholesterol...def be checking that one it is vile!!reckon it wold be good as floor cleaner!!!have you any plans today?all in all reckon I will be travelling about 100 miles today in bitz and pieces..got at least 4 different destinations to go to!!
hiya Sam ..how was the market mate?any bargains?
ppqp..good mornin manager!!hows you today?gives a new meaning to prying eyes!!hope all is well with you today...yep thinning out plants and repotting up seeds!!...
hiya pie hows you today then ?another one that needs a brew as a kickstart ?here you go then .....any plans for today or is it work?have a good one ....
hiya sf..thinking of you...
right peeps gotta dash..have great day yawl..........
I heard tonight that Hillary Clinton is going to run for the White House.
I hope it's no more than a 20 meter dash, or she's got no chance!
"Are you good at deceiving people?"
"Yes."
"Are you ready to sit idly at work?"
"Yes."
"Will you leave for home 2 hours early than everyone else?"
"Yes."
"Finally, is your IQ less than 100?"
"Yes."
"Congratulations! You have been selected in the Human Resources department of our organisation."
I was walking back from my weekly shop earlier when I noticed a homeless man minding his own business sitting at the side of the pavement. I was in a fairly good mood and so I reached into my pockets to find a couple of coins; as I approached the man I noticed his cup next to him and so reached over and dropped the money in.
I looked him in the eye and smiled, the man looked back, furious.
'That was my coffee, you muppet
The person who invented the 'save' feature in video games did an excellent job.
He should be given a big round of a pause.
think about it......
I stopped at the cash machine on the way to work.
I listened to 'Ring Of Fire' then got back in the car.
It is said that brushing your teeth with the opposite hand stimulates brain activity in the morning.
I tried it and stabbed myself in the back of the throat. Yes, I'm wide awake now.
What's the most spoken phrase in China?
"Sorry, thought you were someone else."
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it's too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk.
He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car. The driver says, "I'll give you a ride, but that dog can't get in my car."
The farmer says, "Don't worry. Old Joe will keep up."
The driver decides to show off and open up the engine for max speed. Just as he's going into fifth gear, he looks out the window and sees Old Joe right beside him. In amazement, he slams on the brakes and Old Joe comes to a halt.
The driver jumps out, exclaiming, "He's the most incredible dog I've ever seen! Is there something special about that collar he's wearing?"
The farmer shakes his head and says, "That's not a collar. That's his a**hole. He's not used to stopping that fast."
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River.
As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Alright, tell ya what -- I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yells back.
The buckeye replies, "Ain't no way, buddy. You must think I'm a fool. I know when I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
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