brew time ..grab a cup.
hiya pauly...hows you feelin today?hopefully better ..not nice when that happens..get some rehydrate in you.. :hug:
hiya ppqp..nope not even going near the eye rubber one!!that w as pretty interesting about the nappies..tho we get that much rain here it doesnt matter but pretty good for indoor plants...nah mystery trip isnt stressful..just heavy work..at the end of the day you know you have been doing something...Julie used to be into aromatherapy..now that Amy is into all that ..its rekindled her interest ..my back is always a willing guinea pig!!
hiya Lav..brew time ..one java joe..well did you get some plants yesterday?what kind if so..said that the wrong way round duh!!weather being any good to you?have a great weekend...
hiya 3.142 hows you then?a stoodent from Canadia?is this the first time you have done this or previously too?hope it all works out for you..any work today?got the wood to build the hutch now..probably start it tonight...
hiya Sam...hows you mate?reckon your wife should go visit the eye doc..there is nowt in my mind more serious than eyes....went up to my mates little farm last night..new additions to there 17 lambs 2 pigs and 3 goats all young uns..its like a zoo!!as well as dogs,horses,chickens guinea fowl ,geese quail,!!you doing anything weekend mate?
hiya SF..hows you today in the land of music?how comes you are getting so much rain?maybe the nappies idea is a good one fro down there ..soak it all up!!as for getting treatment for relapsing....can only give you my opinion for what its worth (zilch)I remember you starting out..and to say it was a bit rough reckon was an understatement..since then tho youve done great..apart from a couple of times when big issues have cropped up...that says to me that you can and do mange the booze or not boozing well..maybe its coping skills and resolution aka stubbornness that need honing up..what do you think?
hiya bear ..good positive post...well done you thats the answer !!!!!:thumbsup: have a great weekend
right folks ..for the offski..have a good one!
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a phone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a GPS?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? Its right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"
"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT
A kind hearted old lady saw a little girl standing in the park crying.
"what's the matter, dear?" she asked.
"Rheumatism," was the unexpected reply.
"Rheumatism?" exclaimed the old lady. "At your age?"
"No," sobbed the little girl, "I can't spell it!"
Waiting my turn at the barber’s shop, I saw that the man in the chair was nicked while being shaved. The second time it happened, he touched the wound, studied the blood on his finger and asked the barber, “Have you got another razor?”
“Yes,” said the barber. “Why?”
“I’d like to defend myself,” replied the customer.
I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an open window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window!!.
I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive,
but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge.
An Irish Mother’s Letter
Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this slowly because I know that you can’t read very fast. You won’t know the house when you come home. We’ve moved. About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out yet if it’s a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if your an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days and then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother’s plot wasn’t paid in 7 days, up she comes. Your loving Mother, P.S. I was going to send you 5 euros, but I have already sealed the envelope.
I've recently taken up meditation
It's better than sitting around and doing nothing
My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me.
"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in
the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?..
I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window." He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window." I said, "You do now."
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