brew time...gotta real sore head this morn..not enuff fluids methinks!
hiya lav....hows you today then?take it you were on kid watch yesterday and didnt get too much done?anything on the cards today?Im waiting on some purple tomato plant seeds coming ..that should be interesting!one brew coming up ..n have a good day....
hi tt ..nice to "see" you ....hows things with you?
mornin pie ..how are you today then?what s you doing with yourself today?any work coming your way?when does your Canadian student arrive?hope you picked a good un thats into diy too!!have agreat day
hiya Sam..hey well done on the postal job....not we ll see ...its yours mate sell yourself!!!
this is the unoffical motto of the USPS... "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." - Herodotus, 503 B.C.
your starting line on the interview.".I aint as old as this Herodtus guy...but Ive sure got the same work ethos as him!!!"
Thanx for the pics ..its great seeing all different parts of the wureld..not just the touristy stuff
hiya pauly...hows you this fine day then?all good..you need to get some pics up of where you are ...never been ,or even seen Vegas!!
hiya ppqp..how did things go at the eye doc?whats he/she saying ?any improvement? hows work going with your butterfly manager(decides to fly in and land every now n again!)and the garden project ..wheres it at now?
hi bear ...hows you then..sounding pretty chirpy ..good for you!!
Det....right mate what can I say?remember you going thru a biggie like this a couple of years ago...and you got thru it too!!!..you talk about the pain....but what pain ..physical or mental...I think I know what it is ,as you mentioned it previously..all the booze and benzos in the world wont do jack mate,all they will do is keep you on that treadmill going round and round...you need to break it..scuse the language but you need a big dose of "fck this shit...it aint an good for me or my wife..I need to get back to the real world"you CAN do it ..you have before...so cmon det bang it on the chin ...lets do it...we are here for you man ..but the first move has got to be yours I know it aint much ..but pm me any time you want..get your head up and get plannin how we are gonna take this monster out....:hug:
folks thats me....off to get Sandy sorted now..take it easy and have a good one....Det remember ..the first move ..
When humans were being created, God was asked what he was doing.
He replied, "Just some body building."
An old drover walked into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, New Territory, Australia for a shave and a haircut.
He told the barber he couldn't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks were wrinkled from age.
The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told the old drover to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he'd finished, the old drover told the barber it was the cleanest shave he'd had in yonks, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied,
"You'd just have to bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
My girlfriend and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee!"
I said, "Well, that's very generous, I take it with two sugars."
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I should hope not ma'am, it's only 2130 now."
My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
I was watching a program on TV the other day, about a group of anthropologists who travelled across Africa digging up dry river beds looking for artefacts, im sorry but i just think thats going from one ex stream to another
"That's me in a nutshell."
A peanut's photo album.
look at this horrible weather!!!!!!!
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