morn all...and what a shock to wake up to this mornin....SNOW!!its not lying at the mo...but had a cracking frost with it somewhere along the line,hence some of the plants that decided it was spring and poked their heads out are battered!!this way Im gonna end up with a houseful of plants growing on....
so how are we all today then?shall we see...(sounds like the start of a kids programme doesnt it)..brew on the fire ..so plenty of java joe knocking around!!
mornin bear ..how did yesterday go then?all good??...fair few things packed in there...have you started the assignment yet?
hiya Lav....hows you today?big brew time...take it today is a resting day...the calm before the storm????
hiya Sam...hows you today then mate?uncrashed and un burned?any more on the job front?Sandy seems a bit better ...well a lot better ..certainly nothing wrong with her appetite..she is at he vets tomorrow night..if she gets the all clear then will be looking for a bonding rabbit as a mate for her..swent and had a look at 2 rescues yesterday...me n you both ..I thought an e bike was something else too!!you all set for the new chicks arriving?
hiya pauly hows you today?all good?now why would someone wanna break into a hairdressers?you can take me off the sus list!!see youre bac to your normal hands full...have a great day..or at least uneventful!!!
hiya pie hope you got on ok at your dads...pretty obvious that you n your bro dont get on...arent families strange?you can pick your friends but not your family!!have a good day today....
hiya ppqp....how are you today then?glad the food was good ..so you and another are going to be doing the boss es job...so who then will be doing yours..or is that an add on...?coke n a smoke on the smokin patio.....sounds like something out of downton abbey or one of those period dramas!!!do have a good day Lady p!
hiya det mate....you can do it we can help support you...I know it might sound stupid...but instead of walking about the house for 30 mins craving...can you not bang 30 mins exercise out?get the ole endomorphins working?just make your own little programme up ..press up squats ,running on the spot, then into jogging/sprinting ,burpees ,stars shadowboxing?not weights or that ..something cardio vas that makes you work and moves your head on??
hiya one plum wore out SF....yep thats sure one neat way of putting it!!hows you today then?un ..plummed? :thumbsup:have a good one...
right folks time to go ..tatty bye....
I've been putting off taking the bin out for days now.
I just don't find it all that attractive.
There's a an artist outside my house drawing a picture of me. He looks a bit sketchy.
This bloke knocked on my door this morning and asked if I wanted a window cleaner. I said, "Yes, but I'd really like them all cleaner."
In 1947 Milton Berle was one of the biggest names in comedy. But as his career rose, his marriage failed, leading to a divorce from his wife Joyce Mathews. Two years later, Berle and Mathews got married for the second time.
"Why marry the same woman all over again?
"Because," Berle explained to reporters, "She reminds me of my first wife."
Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick.
"Is that an airplane?" asked my son, in the garden.
"YES!" I screamed, "Stop twirling those orange glow sticks!"
I remember coming 29th out of 31 in a Maths test at school.
My parents were so pleased when I told them I'd come in the top ten percent
oldies
I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for liver?' So he gave me a pound of onions.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for a cold sore?' So he gave me a hat and scarf for it.
so how are we all today then?shall we see...(sounds like the start of a kids programme doesnt it)..brew on the fire ..so plenty of java joe knocking around!!
mornin bear ..how did yesterday go then?all good??...fair few things packed in there...have you started the assignment yet?
hiya Lav....hows you today?big brew time...take it today is a resting day...the calm before the storm????
hiya Sam...hows you today then mate?uncrashed and un burned?any more on the job front?Sandy seems a bit better ...well a lot better ..certainly nothing wrong with her appetite..she is at he vets tomorrow night..if she gets the all clear then will be looking for a bonding rabbit as a mate for her..swent and had a look at 2 rescues yesterday...me n you both ..I thought an e bike was something else too!!you all set for the new chicks arriving?
hiya pauly hows you today?all good?now why would someone wanna break into a hairdressers?you can take me off the sus list!!see youre bac to your normal hands full...have a great day..or at least uneventful!!!
hiya pie hope you got on ok at your dads...pretty obvious that you n your bro dont get on...arent families strange?you can pick your friends but not your family!!have a good day today....
hiya ppqp....how are you today then?glad the food was good ..so you and another are going to be doing the boss es job...so who then will be doing yours..or is that an add on...?coke n a smoke on the smokin patio.....sounds like something out of downton abbey or one of those period dramas!!!do have a good day Lady p!
hiya det mate....you can do it we can help support you...I know it might sound stupid...but instead of walking about the house for 30 mins craving...can you not bang 30 mins exercise out?get the ole endomorphins working?just make your own little programme up ..press up squats ,running on the spot, then into jogging/sprinting ,burpees ,stars shadowboxing?not weights or that ..something cardio vas that makes you work and moves your head on??
hiya one plum wore out SF....yep thats sure one neat way of putting it!!hows you today then?un ..plummed? :thumbsup:have a good one...
right folks time to go ..tatty bye....
I've been putting off taking the bin out for days now.
I just don't find it all that attractive.
There's a an artist outside my house drawing a picture of me. He looks a bit sketchy.
This bloke knocked on my door this morning and asked if I wanted a window cleaner. I said, "Yes, but I'd really like them all cleaner."
In 1947 Milton Berle was one of the biggest names in comedy. But as his career rose, his marriage failed, leading to a divorce from his wife Joyce Mathews. Two years later, Berle and Mathews got married for the second time.
"Why marry the same woman all over again?
"Because," Berle explained to reporters, "She reminds me of my first wife."
Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick.
"Is that an airplane?" asked my son, in the garden.
"YES!" I screamed, "Stop twirling those orange glow sticks!"
I remember coming 29th out of 31 in a Maths test at school.
My parents were so pleased when I told them I'd come in the top ten percent
oldies
I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for liver?' So he gave me a pound of onions.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for a cold sore?' So he gave me a hat and scarf for it.
now what's going on in Baltimore? I tend to avoid the news,I'll hafta see what's up, all the talk here is Mayweather/Paquio,all day every day, sheesh, fight hasn't even started and I'm sick of it! PPQP, I'm surprised you smoke, I'm gonna try the e-cig again, even though it's just not the same
no Sam,not "exercise cig" hahaha, hello to Pie,SF,hate when our kids are in a mood, puts me in one too,much love to all, let's have a productive, peaceful Tuesday
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