mornin all how are yizall...bank holiday over here today..just given sandy her syringes...not a happy bunny but def getting her strength back...so lets crack on then...brews all round
hiya bear did you get your edits done?...hopefully things are suddenly clicking in for you bout drinking .....
hiya Lav..bbt ..yes like you ..love the countryside..im quite lucky both being rural and not too far from town...as I look out of the window now..horses in 2 fields ..cattle in another..and a mad rabbit in the garden..! you got any plans for today?
hiya pauly hows you today then?sandys doing ok..she cant make up her mind whether to hate me more for the medication or accept the food ...food wins every time!!she never came in this morning ..she had a strop on outside!!..
hiya pie...hows you?hope all is good...wgat a recipe..now that would be good on master chef on telly.."you know the chicken is ready when its arse blows the oven door off!!
hiya det ..hows you doing my friend?you gettin the hang of this no drinkin thingy ?
hiya sf...hows you then?you reckon that guy had 4 beers in the pool and never peed...uh uh!!!as for corporate america stuff..its a big life change..its like when I retired...woe is me thats it on the scrapheap .useless soon be dead and all that crap...Im actually busier ,have more fun and dont worry about absolute crap that I used to ..when in real terms meant jack shit anyway!!!youll be fine...
speakin of which.....who was jack shitt??
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
have a great day............................................... ..........
My 10 year old daughter came into the dining room crying. ' I can't find Percy Pig' she wailed. 'I will help you look for him as soon as I have finished my bacon sandwich' I said.
Two gunmen killed outside art event
Seems they weren't quick on the draw
Hypothetically thinking,on a higher plane if all ornithological species became extinct, and the mythological phoenix was to appear...
How would we cook them?
I'm reading a book called, "Documented case of a plastic surgery."
Right now, I'm looking at the pre-face.
I was holidaying in Punjab, India and found out that the taxi service there was flawless.
"I expected something completely different," I said to one of the drivers, "The service is really nice here."
"I know," he replied, "The bad ones have already left for England."
David Beckham has just turned forty, but he doesn't look a day over thirty.
Or sound a day over two.
"We're going to be together for the rest of our lives," smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii.
"You seem pretty sure of yourself," I replied.
"I am," she said, gazing out the window. "The left wing's fallen off and the engine's on fire."
This guy went on a blind date with a girl, and upon seeing her for the first time he said, "time stands still whenever I look into your eyes."
After hearing this, the girl felt very flattered.
What he really meant was, "you have a face that could stop a clock."
hiya bear did you get your edits done?...hopefully things are suddenly clicking in for you bout drinking .....
hiya Lav..bbt ..yes like you ..love the countryside..im quite lucky both being rural and not too far from town...as I look out of the window now..horses in 2 fields ..cattle in another..and a mad rabbit in the garden..! you got any plans for today?
hiya pauly hows you today then?sandys doing ok..she cant make up her mind whether to hate me more for the medication or accept the food ...food wins every time!!she never came in this morning ..she had a strop on outside!!..
hiya pie...hows you?hope all is good...wgat a recipe..now that would be good on master chef on telly.."you know the chicken is ready when its arse blows the oven door off!!
hiya det ..hows you doing my friend?you gettin the hang of this no drinkin thingy ?
hiya sf...hows you then?you reckon that guy had 4 beers in the pool and never peed...uh uh!!!as for corporate america stuff..its a big life change..its like when I retired...woe is me thats it on the scrapheap .useless soon be dead and all that crap...Im actually busier ,have more fun and dont worry about absolute crap that I used to ..when in real terms meant jack shit anyway!!!youll be fine...
speakin of which.....who was jack shitt??
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
have a great day............................................... ..........
My 10 year old daughter came into the dining room crying. ' I can't find Percy Pig' she wailed. 'I will help you look for him as soon as I have finished my bacon sandwich' I said.
Two gunmen killed outside art event
Seems they weren't quick on the draw
Hypothetically thinking,on a higher plane if all ornithological species became extinct, and the mythological phoenix was to appear...
How would we cook them?
I'm reading a book called, "Documented case of a plastic surgery."
Right now, I'm looking at the pre-face.
I was holidaying in Punjab, India and found out that the taxi service there was flawless.
"I expected something completely different," I said to one of the drivers, "The service is really nice here."
"I know," he replied, "The bad ones have already left for England."
David Beckham has just turned forty, but he doesn't look a day over thirty.
Or sound a day over two.
"We're going to be together for the rest of our lives," smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii.
"You seem pretty sure of yourself," I replied.
"I am," she said, gazing out the window. "The left wing's fallen off and the engine's on fire."
This guy went on a blind date with a girl, and upon seeing her for the first time he said, "time stands still whenever I look into your eyes."
After hearing this, the girl felt very flattered.
What he really meant was, "you have a face that could stop a clock."
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