morn folks..how is we all today..out early this morning so just a quickie...was reading about the freds..one of them was about RJ..where and what she was updating the forum etc..also people leaving for various reasons...now for me....the forum was a place I came to for help.....it didnt help me ,but the people on it did ,by giving me support and strength..it then became a case of not letting myself and others believing in me down..so really the forum for me was a meeting place for like minded people ..those who had done it and were willing to share their experience,and those going through it ..in some cases not for the first time..so in reality ,the forum could have been my back garden ,a community centre,any place where people could get together and share and support...to hat end ...apart from the spamming and rubbish like that needing weeded out ,the thread is self perpetuating through its audience?any thoughts anyone..put this up as a talking point for us...its just started raining here ..so methinks Im going to get wet!!!
how did the market go Sam?what do you sell n buy?
hiya Lav ..nope the neighbours werent complaining Julie was!! how did your day go?bbt here you go...
hi pi ..pologies for the coffee!!here you are ...
hey bear ...yummy ice cream in asda?go to Aldi ..its even better!!cherry,strawberry ,mint ,and they have sorbet too ..less calories ...so you can pile that bowl up as I do!
hiya NS as always nice to see you...:thumbsup:
hiya ppqp...hows you then?are you at work today...??see what else can go on your job spec!!think mebbes your boss should wake up a bit!!! Illegitimi non carborundum !!!!!
right folks ..pologies its short...would seriously like to hear what others think about the forum tho...
oh and in case you didnt get any.......BREWS ALL ROUND!!
h.a.n.d.
"A hydrogen atom is missing from this molecule of water," I said to my chemistry teacher.
He exclaimed, "OH!"
The Metropolitan Police are trying to track down the individual who sprayed "FUCKING TORY SCUM" near the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
Nick Clegg has made no comment for now but sources close to him insist he has a watertight alibi.
I bet the bloke who threw the first Boomerang didn't see that coming.
I bought an exercise machine, but when I assembled it, a message kept flashing up and saying, "Get the fck off me". I took it back and told the assistant what was happening. He said, "Well, it is a cross trainer."
why not to go shopping with your husband!!!
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. Letter sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray ,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... And watched what happened.
August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
how did the market go Sam?what do you sell n buy?
hiya Lav ..nope the neighbours werent complaining Julie was!! how did your day go?bbt here you go...
hi pi ..pologies for the coffee!!here you are ...
hey bear ...yummy ice cream in asda?go to Aldi ..its even better!!cherry,strawberry ,mint ,and they have sorbet too ..less calories ...so you can pile that bowl up as I do!
hiya NS as always nice to see you...:thumbsup:
hiya ppqp...hows you then?are you at work today...??see what else can go on your job spec!!think mebbes your boss should wake up a bit!!! Illegitimi non carborundum !!!!!
right folks ..pologies its short...would seriously like to hear what others think about the forum tho...
oh and in case you didnt get any.......BREWS ALL ROUND!!
h.a.n.d.
"A hydrogen atom is missing from this molecule of water," I said to my chemistry teacher.
He exclaimed, "OH!"
The Metropolitan Police are trying to track down the individual who sprayed "FUCKING TORY SCUM" near the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
Nick Clegg has made no comment for now but sources close to him insist he has a watertight alibi.
I bet the bloke who threw the first Boomerang didn't see that coming.
I bought an exercise machine, but when I assembled it, a message kept flashing up and saying, "Get the fck off me". I took it back and told the assistant what was happening. He said, "Well, it is a cross trainer."
why not to go shopping with your husband!!!
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. Letter sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray ,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... And watched what happened.
August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
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