firstly big congrats to Sam......:welldone: double hit for you mate 2 years in and a job well done to you...see if you can get international...I use ups a lot..Ill make you a brew when you get here!!!
hiya pie......how did the day of beauty go?hope you had an enjoyable day....your comment . For me it's the connections I've made with other people here that hold the power for me, .........yes you addressed it..exactly my thoughts too...Ive made some good connections here too...and some good friends also...so beware you peeps out there..the traveller might just land on your doorstep one day!!! like the didnt list..
hiya ppqp....hows you today?sometimes it is nice to see that when you put time and effort into something it is recognised...we all need a pat on the head now and again..so fanx..I started with Mick's advise to "make a list". its not medal hunting ..just yooman nature...so how was work today thenany more "just"jobs?glad the latin impressed you..!!!aha mystery tours coming to an end?nope think not...they fall into 2 parts tho....
hi bear hows you today then?all good I hope...go for it..go to Aldi...extra distance extra calories used getting ther ...more calories to take in...more ice cream seemples!!!!
hiya Lav..hows you today?...1505pm sigh of relief ..kidzgone!!big brew here for you...do o manage to get any work (embroidery) done when they are there?your ideas on the site are very similar to mine...thought I had found a new series of amish mafia last night...twas a repeat!!wouldnt say it was old ...but Levi was jotting about in a pram!!
hey AB...tis nice to see...your turn now!!:thumbsup:
hiya Det..glad things are coming togevver for you......
hiya ns....thanks for the reply..summed it up well ..and the parallel with nursies..yes they arent dissimilar..as for the financial..hmm ...hows life treating you all good I hope..
hiya SF.......firstly ..is your husband mad??????? a woman being wrong :congratulatory: thats defo a non starter...the most he would get is "ok mebbe it isnt wasnt right.....BUT IF YOU HAD done such and such....in the first place it would never have happened!!!
as for the getting bladdered when they were out...hmm ..probably not the best move in the world on a quit drinking strategy...dust yourself off..and on we go ..rethink time...you did it before and can again....
right good people time to go....so take it ezee ..do it to them before they do it to you..who remembers that??
This hand sanitizer says it kills 99.99% of all germs, which leaves me to believe that the .01% is rich enough to have armed security protecting them.
As I walked up to the counter in Asda with a full trolley full of ice cream, the shop assistant said to me.*
"Wow, Is that all for you? where the hell do you put it all?"*
"In the freezer, mate," I replied.
I've just got a job at a factory making loudhailers.
It's nothing to shout about.
If you want 3 square meals a day, plenty of TLC and the touch of a good, honest woman.
Try this little ditty on your wife next time she asks which of your clothes need washing.
"If it's on the chair, one more wear.... If it's on the floor, wash it ya whore...!!"
John: Bed 7,Ward H, City General Hospital.
"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.
At 82 years old man applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth
had never been officially registered.
When he explained his dilemma the response was. "In lieu of a birth certificate," the official said, "you can bring a notarized
affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."
Billy used to love tractors. He had tractor wallpaper, model tractors, posters of tractors: if it came with tractors he had it. He would play with his toy tractors whenever he possibly could, and would stay up late into the night to spend extra time with his tractors. However, as he grew up, his interest in tractors faded.
Billy settled down with a woman and eventually got married to her. She became pregnant and before he knew it he had two beautiful twin daughters. A few years passed. After arriving home from a long day at work he sees his kitchen on fire. He rushes inside to see his wife and kids trapped in a corner, screaming for help. Billy, remembering his past, knew what he had to do. He took a huge breath, sucking up all of the fire, and blew it outside.
His wife was gobsmacked: "How on earth did you do that?"
Billy replied, with a smile on his face: "I'm an ex-tractor fan."
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