tea n coffee all round
hiya pauly..hows you today then?all good? good positive start for you there..3 days in ..but its my last!!well done..as for your list..its things that you are going to do ....not should /could/ might ..BE POSITIVE!!...youve already got your goal..you told us how pissed off you were at seeing the smiley face at 50...so that smiley face is you focal point!!as for hobbies...you can do anything....sitting here I can think of at least 15 separate interests that I have..its so easy to get into something!!the biggest thing ..and we are all guilty of it ..is to say do it later ,too hard,not got time etc...give yourself little reminders..ie when you get up ..write down,or tap into your fone...i aint drinking today cos I dont drink...then just look at at it during the day or anytime you feel pissed off....trick is write it every time..each day or time....dont do it on monday and just read it every day rewrite it every day or time you feel on a downer....go for it girl!!thats 4 days worth of booze money in your pauly fund now....put something in it daily for you..heres a wee saying for you
"IM NOT WHERE i WANT TO BE BE,BUT THANK GOD IM NOT WHERE I WAS" :hug:
hi Pie...how did you get on with the door men...did they fit the mouldings?more to the point...did you work the cloose out?
hi Sam...nice bike mate...a beemer..did you get it fixed ok?you must be wheely tired after that journey..ok ok......
hiya det ..hows you mate....glad to see your doing ok despite the cbt being cancelled!!..now as for that food....nice quality,but the quantity wouldnt do me much good!!struggling with my food at the mo...well thats not quite true..not struggling with it ..thats a dawdle..its not eating it thats the struggle!!
hi ppqp..hows you then ...whens the head honcho back then?take it you are getting dumped with all the kerap and just jobs at work?remember the latin!!
hiya Lav..well did you get the weeding done?Ive got 39 seedlings to pot up here this morn before I go out!!Sandy at vets yesterday...its getting better,but in her words still got a bit to go..she is on antibiotics twice a day till next Wednesday..that crash was a bit heavy duty wasnt it....how come they were going so fast??
you any plans for today?after this brew that is?
hiya ns ..hows you today then?ok I hope..any room on the boat?aint gotta bikini tho :congratulatory:
right folks time to go...have a great day...
I've taught my parrot to wake me up with a morning alarm.
He gets a headache when I use the snooze button.
There's nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and he realises it's lettuce.
I was called a 'stupid reckless halfwit' today.
I replied with, "Don't keep me in suspense. Have I passed?".
Words cannot describe how limited my vocabulary is.
After Little Johnny learned about fire safety in school one day, his teacher asked him what he would do if his clothes
were on fire.
Little Johnny answered, " I wouldn't put them on! "
I know a bloke with a speech impediment.
Every time he opens his mouth his wife interrupts.
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.
An Inspector steps out of the bushes, “Ahha!” he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled “Shiiiit!”. The Inspector, who wasn’t expecting such a response said “Settle down, I’m the Fishing Inspector”. “Thank God for that” said the fisherman, “I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap”.
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
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