hey Det nice to see you are beating the booze blues my friend....900 miles drive to fire a weapon? could you nt just get a long range drop shot??:thumbsup:
hiya Lav..extra big brew for son story....well done him..just makes you realise how precious life really is..seen those tape but tbh never really though too much about them ..might give it a go..hate thinning out ..it always seems like a home made haircut!!!
Hey pauly ..hows you then?how much is that in the treat paulette af fund now ???good for you .any plans for the weekend..for you that is??:thumbsup:
hi pie ...hows you then?just given Sandy her meds ...and been looking at rescues available to bond ...seen a couple tho whether they are suitable is a different story!!take it craiglist is like a unwanted looking for new home goods thingy??you can get some great bargains on them...
as for a one off drink ..that wouldnt work for me defo ..I would want more so its pointless pretending otherwise..couldnt see the point of one drink ..and secondly I dont want a drink and am very proud of where I got to.....
hiya ns ..hows you today then?all good I hope...as for fitting in ...hmm if I need drink to fit..then I really wouldnt want to.......have you any pelans for the weekend?have a good one...
hiya Jane ..nice to "see " you ...how goes it ?all ok with you?
hiya ppqp ...nope you can have the rain...hope the weddding goes ok...as for 1000 things on your mind ..mustve told you million times not to exaggerate!!!have a great day...
gotta go folks....have a good one..
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. The young woman proposes, " If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. The girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, " If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".
Men being what they are, pull out a ten dollar bills. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money.
The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. " See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done! "
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the colour 9
My wife always carries a spare fan belt in her handbag.
Just in case her tights snap.
I've just read online that B.B. King has died. It struck me that these days I hear pretty much all news like this through online media. How things have moved on, when Marvin Gaye died back in 1984 I heard it through the grapevine.
My boss went to have coffee at 11 am.
So I immediately pounced upon the opportunity and forwarded the time in his laptop by 6 hours.
When he returned, I said, "I'm leaving now. It's 5 PM already."
"Oh yes it is," He said, "See you tomorrow."
"It fcking worked!" I thought to myself as I jolted towards home.
I then enjoyed my entire day and was sleeping peacefully at night, when my phone suddenly rang at 3:15 AM.
He said, "Hurry up Dave, you're 15 minutes late for work."
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