morn folks ..how are we all?it never stopped raining for a minute over here yesterday,ended up working in the garage..making the extension to rabbit towers,when my bandsaw stopped working..turns out it is the on /off button that is shot ..so took it out and bypassed the wiring..works now...but only switches on /off at wall plug..magpies still sneaking into the rabbit hutch stealing food..they are really quick ,but the first one will be the last!!Julie bought me a baby bird of paradise plant last night..so hopefully I can grow that on in the conservatory...
brew time..on we go
hiya pauly how are you today?hopefully better than yesterday..pretty crap with that geezer cutting you up...how did kellies appt go..?you will have a better day today :hug:
hey Sam..how was day 1 at the sortin office?did you enjoy it?hope so....as you say its one of those jobs,you come home and wash it off end of story....
hiya Lav..or dot dot dot dot dash dot!!! hows yo today then ?good day ahead?you talking about woodpeckers...remember woody woodpecker?? not the originals I hasten to add :thumbsup:...here you are....
grab a brew and enjoy https://youtu.be/_JxthBeQ3u4
this, roadrunner and tom n jerry were my dads favourites
hiya NS....lovely to see you again...what are you up to?anything special?yep Ill sign up to your no drink too....one wouldnt do it for me.......even if I wanted one!!
hiya pie...hope you are feeling better today....
hi ppqp..
smiley face on??? excellent..good lass....nah forget the gm job ...you dont need the hassle.......plus ..remember the body parts....who turn out to be boss???you have a good day..
right folks brew number 2...so have a great day all...
I think I need to invest in a thinner watch strap.
I've just tried to hail a taxi and a fcking kestrel landed on it.
Bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you started.
"I would have loved to have been an astronaut and gone to the moon but I suppose my weight would have stopped me, " said my wife a couple of years ago.
"What a fantastic Idea, " I said to her,
"What? Me going to the moon she laughed.
"No, "I replied, "I have been struggling for a name for my new online greeting card company. "
My wife is always moaning at me and saying I waste money because I am so gullible.
So I just bought an app for my iPhone called "How to stop being taken for an idiot"
I've paid the £49.99 and they are delivering it next week. That will show her.
A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
why do they take organs from pigs and give them to humans?
because pigs cant play organs
"10 killed by twister in Mississippi"
They really should put a warning on the box - "This game is not suitable for fat people"
I bought an automatic car today.
"How do I make it go?" my wife asked.
"You put it into drive," I said.
"What about when I've finished with it?" she asked.
"You put it into park," I said.
An hour later, I found it by the swings.
The part of the brain responsible for feelings of annoyance is the fufux.
The throbbing you feel when exasperated is called fufux ache.
brew time..on we go
hiya pauly how are you today?hopefully better than yesterday..pretty crap with that geezer cutting you up...how did kellies appt go..?you will have a better day today :hug:
hey Sam..how was day 1 at the sortin office?did you enjoy it?hope so....as you say its one of those jobs,you come home and wash it off end of story....
hiya Lav..or dot dot dot dot dash dot!!! hows yo today then ?good day ahead?you talking about woodpeckers...remember woody woodpecker?? not the originals I hasten to add :thumbsup:...here you are....
grab a brew and enjoy https://youtu.be/_JxthBeQ3u4
this, roadrunner and tom n jerry were my dads favourites
hiya NS....lovely to see you again...what are you up to?anything special?yep Ill sign up to your no drink too....one wouldnt do it for me.......even if I wanted one!!
hiya pie...hope you are feeling better today....
hi ppqp..
smiley face on??? excellent..good lass....nah forget the gm job ...you dont need the hassle.......plus ..remember the body parts....who turn out to be boss???you have a good day..right folks brew number 2...so have a great day all...
I think I need to invest in a thinner watch strap.
I've just tried to hail a taxi and a fcking kestrel landed on it.
Bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you started.
"I would have loved to have been an astronaut and gone to the moon but I suppose my weight would have stopped me, " said my wife a couple of years ago.
"What a fantastic Idea, " I said to her,
"What? Me going to the moon she laughed.
"No, "I replied, "I have been struggling for a name for my new online greeting card company. "
My wife is always moaning at me and saying I waste money because I am so gullible.
So I just bought an app for my iPhone called "How to stop being taken for an idiot"
I've paid the £49.99 and they are delivering it next week. That will show her.
A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
why do they take organs from pigs and give them to humans?
because pigs cant play organs
"10 killed by twister in Mississippi"
They really should put a warning on the box - "This game is not suitable for fat people"
I bought an automatic car today.
"How do I make it go?" my wife asked.
"You put it into drive," I said.
"What about when I've finished with it?" she asked.
"You put it into park," I said.
An hour later, I found it by the swings.
The part of the brain responsible for feelings of annoyance is the fufux.
The throbbing you feel when exasperated is called fufux ache.
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