mornin folks ..and how are we all today then?weekend is here,so whats everyone got planned?0750,and I have got both the rabbits running around in the house...well running probably isnt exactly the word ...they are both dossing at the mo..weather looks quite nice tho it is pretty blowy out there..ok on with the show...tea n coffee on the go...
took my computer to the shop yesterday..yep pauly it spends some serious time there....!!want an upgrade to windows 8.1 and while I was there asked the woman behind the desk if she would check the internet connection speed..during the convo ..she said ...now bearing in mind this is 10 am in the mornin..."cant wait to get to the pub ..dying for a drink"not a bad opener is it?
mornin Lav...hows you today?gloominess gone?heres some sunshine..yep pretty sure these 2 think they are in paradise...waited on hand and foot!!they are both lying washing each other...thats after zeuss has chewed my phone charger into milli sections!!have you any plans for today then?kids dogs chickens ..all welcome
hiya pauly...hows you this morning?feeling any better?despite what ppqp says ..my advice isnt always good isnt always right..its only what I see and think ,on top of that I say what I see etc ...but I think you should spend more time on you,and quit listening to other woe is me s.. let people live their lives and you enjoy yours ..do for you not others..reckon you do more than enough for other peeps..you have some good times too...you do that and find something that you enjoy,and you will see the change in you..again only my opinion.....
hiya pie...hows you today?hopefully well...slow progress in bunny land,but we will get there..we know since we had sandy what she has been thru but not the little fella...he definitely has had a hard time ..my mate thinks what has happened he has been bought as a kids pet and because they arent the friendliest of rabbits he has been battered...when you go near him with a hand he is so frightened,when you shout he cringes...but we will persevere...Ive got them both eating out of the same food bowl now as we speak....
hiya ppqp...how did the rib dinner go then?all good I hope....have a good visit with your dad today..do you have to travel far to get there?as for the holiday..the holiday is ..not thinkinng about work ..let them sort it out
hi det hows you then...hope you get home safe n sound ..dont do any hyno stuff when you are driving!!
rigt folks offski..so have a good one all
I went to the pharmacy this morning and asked for 50 condoms.
The girl winked at me and said, "Oh, someone has a busy weekend ahead of them!"
"I know," I said. "I'm making a raincoat for my pet snake."
I said to my doctor, "I have got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears."
He said, "Are you sure?"
I said, "Yes, I'm definite."
A recent study into banknotes in circulation showed 60% had traces of class A drugs on them and 90% had traces of FIFA.
I'm watching a program about reverse origami.
I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."
-2
IT support are utterly useless. I phoned them today to say my computer crashed so I turned it off. They said I just need to boot it.
Great. It still doesn't work but now I have a fecking dent in it as well.
Got on the bus this morning and a bloke had nicked my seat.
I said, "Fck it, you drive then."
took my computer to the shop yesterday..yep pauly it spends some serious time there....!!want an upgrade to windows 8.1 and while I was there asked the woman behind the desk if she would check the internet connection speed..during the convo ..she said ...now bearing in mind this is 10 am in the mornin..."cant wait to get to the pub ..dying for a drink"not a bad opener is it?
mornin Lav...hows you today?gloominess gone?heres some sunshine..yep pretty sure these 2 think they are in paradise...waited on hand and foot!!they are both lying washing each other...thats after zeuss has chewed my phone charger into milli sections!!have you any plans for today then?kids dogs chickens ..all welcome
hiya pauly...hows you this morning?feeling any better?despite what ppqp says ..my advice isnt always good isnt always right..its only what I see and think ,on top of that I say what I see etc ...but I think you should spend more time on you,and quit listening to other woe is me s.. let people live their lives and you enjoy yours ..do for you not others..reckon you do more than enough for other peeps..you have some good times too...you do that and find something that you enjoy,and you will see the change in you..again only my opinion.....
hiya pie...hows you today?hopefully well...slow progress in bunny land,but we will get there..we know since we had sandy what she has been thru but not the little fella...he definitely has had a hard time ..my mate thinks what has happened he has been bought as a kids pet and because they arent the friendliest of rabbits he has been battered...when you go near him with a hand he is so frightened,when you shout he cringes...but we will persevere...Ive got them both eating out of the same food bowl now as we speak....
hiya ppqp...how did the rib dinner go then?all good I hope....have a good visit with your dad today..do you have to travel far to get there?as for the holiday..the holiday is ..not thinkinng about work ..let them sort it out
hi det hows you then...hope you get home safe n sound ..dont do any hyno stuff when you are driving!!
rigt folks offski..so have a good one all
I went to the pharmacy this morning and asked for 50 condoms.
The girl winked at me and said, "Oh, someone has a busy weekend ahead of them!"
"I know," I said. "I'm making a raincoat for my pet snake."
I said to my doctor, "I have got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears."
He said, "Are you sure?"
I said, "Yes, I'm definite."
A recent study into banknotes in circulation showed 60% had traces of class A drugs on them and 90% had traces of FIFA.
I'm watching a program about reverse origami.
I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."
-2
IT support are utterly useless. I phoned them today to say my computer crashed so I turned it off. They said I just need to boot it.
Great. It still doesn't work but now I have a fecking dent in it as well.
Got on the bus this morning and a bloke had nicked my seat.
I said, "Fck it, you drive then."
Other than that,friend down so food and diet soda down the local tonight,then up for body balance and more decluttering tomorrow - love it!
I had an alkies mom and it messed me up, who starts drinkin and smoking at 31?I was so straight before that,of course I had some beer as a teen,but after I had Michelle and got married, I was good,, for awhile, bleh,maybe my fear of raising them in Vegas came to fruition, maybe if I'd have been good they'd still be weirdos,who knows,can't cry over spilled milk I guess, fly crack house haha,that made me laugh!
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