hiya Lav ..hows you then?all good hopefully..hows all the mini swimming pools doing?Interesting about the Amish.....from what Ive seen and heard they aint scared of hard work and dont expect nothing for nothing..a definite plus in this day and age..Donald Trump for President?? dont choke on this brew!!
hiya pauly...hows you doing today then?feelin ok?you shifted that cold? look after yourself...
hiya bear you doing ok too?
hi pie ..hows you today any backlash from Billy the storm?where abouts in Canadia does your lodger come from?no that isnt the view from my house,but was just going to take one ..and its pouring..but here you go.....and sometimes
hey Sam the man ...hows you?all good ..well done on the other job ..grand title for a company ..did you get rid of the beemer? went shopping yest ..2 for the price of one tunnels..so they have now got 18ft of tunnel to play in ...right possible soil water conservator ...see ya later...
hiya NS ..hows you today then?hopefully doing well..yes they are getting their act together slowly..its such a shame he has been treated so bad in the past,but he is slowly starting to trust us...
ppqp....raaaaaay!!good for you ..let them sort it out..pics of car please!!!!well done you ....now work out what you wouldve spent on booze since you quit..and feel suitably chuffed with yourself!! fingers xd the wabbits will make it..for me its about them getting on and enjoying their lives..
hiya SF.......Wow that was some post and interesting reading too...dont know much about rehabs..in fact very nowt...but would guess one of theings that it does is takes you away from your home environment...the theory being that away from it the problem is easier to address?but surely you need to come back to that environment,eventually,and when you do so ,will the angst and panic still not be there?so why not do it in the home environment to start? Interesting about the relapse points ..the aaaargh I need a drink and the I wonder if I can control it scenario....its another day ..so best of.... (was going to put luck)..but it aint luck that will solve the issues..u can do it.. oh and btw...3 years ago a Titanic ticket sold in Belfast for $56000!!
right peeps off I go ..have a good one...
Bad quiz night. The Quiz Master asked us to name Bond villains.
He just wouldn't take No for an answer.
I smiled at the scary doctors receptionist,
"What can I do for you? " She barked.
"Well, I'd like to take you out on a date, " I said. Her eyes softened and she melted,
"I've never been asked on a date before, " she gushed, "when were you thinking?
"Well, I can fit you in July the 27th at 1645, " I replied, "that's seven weeks from today. Please don't be late or I might have to give it to someone else. "
I remember crying so hard during my first haircut.
The bloke walked out, refusing to pay me ..
I'm not saying I'm crap at snooker.
But I'm the only player at the club to shout "Fore" when I play a shot.
I'm not saying my wife's not very good at cooking
But our kitchen smells like November 6th.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer , ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Don't be fooled by those home breathalyser kits that test whether you're safe to drive.
I got a green light, and I don't even have a driving license.
I spotted my wife on the roof of the local supermarket earlier, with a large crowd below looking up at her.
"Please babe, don't jump!" I pleaded.
"I've had enough," she cried. "I'm gonna kill myself."
"No, you're not," I snapped. "Now get down and we'll go and find a higher roof."
Me "can you bring me a bottle of Cheval Blanc 2005, a Haut Brion 2003 and a Lafite Rothschild 1998"
Wine waiter "Exquisite choice sir"
"Oh and can you mix them up in a big jug with a straw?"
For some reason I'm really struggling to sell my house at the moment.
I've done everything they've recommended...
Painted the walls black.
Painted the floors black.
Painted the ceiling black.
I'm even answering the door in a tin foil suit.
I was told to give the illusion of space.
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