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    17th june

    morning all from a wet and dreich day over here,,it started off ok ..so let the rabbits out...and of course yesterday because it was nice and sunny..I took all the fencing down so that they can run around the garden.....with 3 of those pop up tunnels to go thru now..so just finished chasing them like a loony around the garden now soaked thru...new router and tv box arrived....not allowed to touch it me..Im more of a hammer n chisel person than piddly wee things like that..hence probably why puter doesnt work!!Julie has more patience than me for that..not too good at instruction reading...anyways..brew time..all in for it??

    hiya Lav ..hows you then?all good hopefully..hows all the mini swimming pools doing?Interesting about the Amish.....from what Ive seen and heard they aint scared of hard work and dont expect nothing for nothing..a definite plus in this day and age..Donald Trump for President?? dont choke on this brew!!

    hiya pauly...hows you doing today then?feelin ok?you shifted that cold? look after yourself...

    hiya bear you doing ok too?

    hi pie ..hows you today any backlash from Billy the storm?where abouts in Canadia does your lodger come from?no that isnt the view from my house,but was just going to take one ..and its pouring..but here you go.....and sometimes

    hey Sam the man ...hows you?all good ..well done on the other job ..grand title for a company ..did you get rid of the beemer? went shopping yest ..2 for the price of one tunnels..so they have now got 18ft of tunnel to play in ...right possible soil water conservator ...see ya later...

    hiya NS ..hows you today then?hopefully doing well..yes they are getting their act together slowly..its such a shame he has been treated so bad in the past,but he is slowly starting to trust us...

    ppqp....raaaaaay!!good for you ..let them sort it out..pics of car please!!!!well done you ....now work out what you wouldve spent on booze since you quit..and feel suitably chuffed with yourself!! fingers xd the wabbits will make it..for me its about them getting on and enjoying their lives..

    hiya SF.......Wow that was some post and interesting reading too...dont know much about rehabs..in fact very nowt...but would guess one of theings that it does is takes you away from your home environment...the theory being that away from it the problem is easier to address?but surely you need to come back to that environment,eventually,and when you do so ,will the angst and panic still not be there?so why not do it in the home environment to start? Interesting about the relapse points ..the aaaargh I need a drink and the I wonder if I can control it scenario....its another day ..so best of.... (was going to put luck)..but it aint luck that will solve the issues..u can do it.. oh and btw...3 years ago a Titanic ticket sold in Belfast for $56000!!

    right peeps off I go ..have a good one...

    Bad quiz night. The Quiz Master asked us to name Bond villains.

    He just wouldn't take No for an answer.

    I smiled at the scary doctors receptionist,

    "What can I do for you? " She barked.

    "Well, I'd like to take you out on a date, " I said. Her eyes softened and she melted,

    "I've never been asked on a date before, " she gushed, "when were you thinking?

    "Well, I can fit you in July the 27th at 1645, " I replied, "that's seven weeks from today. Please don't be late or I might have to give it to someone else. "

    I remember crying so hard during my first haircut.

    The bloke walked out, refusing to pay me ..

    I'm not saying I'm crap at snooker.

    But I'm the only player at the club to shout "Fore" when I play a shot.

    I'm not saying my wife's not very good at cooking


    But our kitchen smells like November 6th.

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

    In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer , ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


    Don't be fooled by those home breathalyser kits that test whether you're safe to drive.

    I got a green light, and I don't even have a driving license.

    I spotted my wife on the roof of the local supermarket earlier, with a large crowd below looking up at her.

    "Please babe, don't jump!" I pleaded.

    "I've had enough," she cried. "I'm gonna kill myself."

    "No, you're not," I snapped. "Now get down and we'll go and find a higher roof."


    Me "can you bring me a bottle of Cheval Blanc 2005, a Haut Brion 2003 and a Lafite Rothschild 1998"

    Wine waiter "Exquisite choice sir"



    "Oh and can you mix them up in a big jug with a straw?"

    For some reason I'm really struggling to sell my house at the moment.

    I've done everything they've recommended...

    Painted the walls black.
    Painted the floors black.
    Painted the ceiling black.
    I'm even answering the door in a tin foil suit.

    I was told to give the illusion of space.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

    #2
    morning all
    a quick hi and bye. Motorcycle still in negotiations. Working on the size and shape of the table. (Vietnam era joke) Off to keep plugging away at survey jobs not finished. My business partner's out of school so now he's wanting to get work finished up (finally!).
    Mick, thanks for the brew. We're due to get some this storm "William" I believe. I'll have to scan a page a page from this book where the s's and f's are randomly used. It was printed in 1830's, an era where I thought if a "s" was written more than once in the word it would be written as an "f". But this book it seems way random.

    Pie, you survive Billy Boy?

    have a good one friends
    Sam
    Liberated 5/11/2013

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      #3
      Good morning Abbers, happy Hump day

      Sun & blue skies, much lower humidity - yay! I hope it lasts for a few days.

      Sorry you're getting rained on Mick but the garden will enjoy it I'm sure. Good job finding the bunny tunnels, I'm sure they are appreciative
      My daughter nailed the Donald Trump announcement on Facebook yesterday. She asked 'So who is gong to be his running mate? Kim Kardashian?' Ha Ha Ha!!!! I love a good laugh!!!
      I hope your new router is installed by someone not carrying a hammer. My son-in-law has helped me out with that a few times.

      Greetings to everyone, I'm running out to Curves but will be back later.
      Have a great AF day everyone!

      Oops - hi there Sam

      Lav
      AF since 03/26/09
      NF since 05/19/09
      Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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        #4
        Mae everybody, funny jokes Mick,enjoy your rainy day Sam,what's your friend going to school for? I'm always looking for education ideas,Lav,enjoy curves and your day,no kid watching? I need to pick up my bedroom its driving me nuts!so keeping this short,hello to all,back later
        I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

        I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
        Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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          #5
          Morning all,

          TS Bill not done with us yet, but nearly no damage so far, and we never lost electricity. Rain bands are still around this morning. Will be walking a dog at noon, and hope he's not freaked out by my bright yellow poncho.

          Mick, Victoria, B.C. is the answer.

          PQ, new car!! Yes, pics please.

          Hi Sam, Lav, Pauly.

          Hurrying to post before internet goes out again.

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            #6
            MAE ALL....

            What a long day....so much paperwork involved! Still pouring with rain so no pic of the new ride yet.

            Mick...don't go getting a cold running around in that rain. Saw this on FB and thought of you. Rabbits 1/2 way through. https://www.facebook.com/edgarsmissi..._finch_trailer .....glad to hear Julie is going to handle the hookup. LOL I don't get "November 6th :yikes1:

            Sam...also didn't get the (Vietnam era joke)! Have you got much to do before finishing and closing up shop?

            Lav...I agree, good joke. Trump for President....what next!!!

            Pauly....hope you didn't hurt your back picking up your bedroom. LOL

            Pi....a pic of your bright yellow poncho would be brill! Any sign of things letting up yet?

            Now that posting is done can concentrate on "What's for dinner?" Hope everyone has a peaceful evening.....:smile:PPQP

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              #7
              I didn't get Nov 6 either PPQP,Mick's trying to play tricks on us maybe haha,i can't wait to see the car no rain for us,just hot blowing dust!and y'all wonder why I can never breathe, hope everyone is enjoying what's left of the day,no Louie today and its kinda depressing and lonely and boring
              I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

              I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
              Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                #8
                PQ
                happened when the peace negotiations were going on between North Vietnam and the US and South Vietnam.



                Pauly, friend works for the school driving bus and coaching.

                see you all tomorrow!
                Last edited by Samstone; June 17, 2015, 08:00 PM.
                Liberated 5/11/2013

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                  #9
                  Thanks Sam....what a great link, very well explained.

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