brew time folks...here yall go...
hiya Lav...hows you today then?all good hopefully..fur twinz gone now?like you I found quitting smoking harder that stopping drinking,.in fact at one stage I had stopped for a fair length of time then started again..thankfully long time ago now..dont know what the price of cigs is over there..but over here it is some really crazy price like about £10 a packet...when I quit think it was about £3.80 a pack..had to larf at your comment..we dont celebrate anniversaries cos yb doesnt believe in happiness!!we were ..(thats wrong..we werent!!)Julie was looking at hols yesterday....seems like all the Spanish mainland and Balearic Islands hols are booked...all the way thru till after chrimbo..lots of people choosing that as opposed to long haul with all thats going on in this mad world!once rabbits are good then we will have a hol...in the meantime have a brew...see the direct follow on link there? nope ..youre right there aint one.. have a great day
hiya det ..hows you my friend? how did the bbq go....what did you cook up? (visions of roasted garlic broccoli on a bed of charcoal!)so wheres this journey take you to?be safe n sober...
hey pie ...days off ?now what are they?actually its me own fault ..Im a self propelled task master..Judge Judy,Kyle ,Springer,cookin progs and chopping up cars all day doesnt do it for me...I can safely say,I tend to do a bit as opposed to sofa surfin......anyways how are you today then?how are you and the lodger (sounds pretty formal) getting on?hows your thinking doing too?
hey bear how and where are you?hope all is well with you ..........
hiya ppqp..hows you?and the new wheels doing?hey like the idea of you quitting smoking..try the patches..they take ages to light!!are you off this week too?irrespective have a great day.
Hey Sam 26 years ..congrats mate....weve been married 4...lived together for 19...just to make sure ..kinda like an apprenticeship...dont want to rush things!!:happy2: hows the job front going?all good?when do you see about the conservation one?
hi ab ..nice jump in mate..always nice to see the guy with the maple :welldone:
hi pauly...how are you today then?hows the aches n painz today?hope you are doing ok..had any more thoughts about growing in the yard?doesnt matter how good bad it looks ..you can always do something with it..first hose we had together had an old outside brick sort of shed..it originally had been an outside toilet...the whole yard was probably 10ft wide by about 12 long with a big wall ...put planters all over the wall...smashed the toilet /storage dump down and with the brick built a raised bed...with a step leading up to it ...slabs across the top of it and lots of planters...send us a pic and lets get brain scratching!!
right folks..its now 9.20..since I started this Ive cut some bamboo bases,fed the rabbits ..let them out ..put them in and redone some of the tiling grout in the kitchen,where the heat has cracked it off...so dont think its because Im reeeeeeellly slow at typing!!have a good day one n all
My wife walked into the living room and said, "I've had this dress since I was 18 and it still fits me."
I said, "So you've always been fat then."
I went for a job interview on Friday and was asked to describe myself in three words.
"Violent when disappointed," I replied.
I hope to get appointment letter on Monday.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm off home now.
God noticed His tortoise trying to make an escape from The Garden Of Eden.
"Not so fast," He shouted, unaware of how strong His magic had become.
Say what you like about nudists.
At least they never poo their pants.
I said to my mate, "So what did you get your dad for fathers day"
He replied, "I got him something that he's always wanted"
"Oh yeh, What was that then, I replied"?
He said, "A cake with a file inside it"
I was feeling rough this morning, so the wife had to drive me to work.
"I don't understand it." I said." I only had five pints."
"I know, Dave." She replied. "But it's hardly a fecking balanced breakfast."
I've maxed out at the bank and they keep phoning me,
I wish they would just leave me a loan.
A barman finds a fancy pen lying on the floor of the bar, he shouts over to the few blokes in the bar, "Have any of you lost a pen?"
Theys all shake their heads, but Paddy says, "Pass it here with a piece of paper."
The barman complies and Paddy starts writing on the paper.
"Yes, barman, that's my pen," says Paddy.
The barman asks "How can you tell?"
Paddy points at the paper and says, "It must be, that's my handwriting."
I phoned my mum last night to tell her that when she comes to visit me in Australia for Christmas she'll be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet round my house.
"That's fantastic news!" She squealed, "I'm going to get all the neighbours round and open some champagne to celebrate."
Honestly, I think she's more excited about my new gerbil than I am.
A policeman knocked on my door.
He said, "I have reason to believe you are in receipt of stolen goods".
I said, "What makes you think that?"
"The police uniform you're wearing, for a start".
I said to my doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis. Just before I'm about to make love to my wife, she laughs at it."
He said, "Don't worry that's quite common."
I said, "Really?"
"Yes," he replied. "She laughs at everyone's."
I offered my computer a sandwich today.
It took a Megabyte.
The wife just rang me, "Where are you?"
I said, "I'm in sane."
She said, "How did you get there?"
I said, "You drove me."
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