right brew time ....lets do it...
hiya Sam..well how di the interview go mate ?what do you reckon?soiling the land or delivering parcels?best o luck ..how did the weather end up with you?
Hey Lav ..hows the its..bet they are enjoying the break too..brew time you up for one?
hi pauly ..hows you today then?feelin good ?so you had a rubbish chinese meal all them years ago..was it foo kin yuck that you had ?:happy2:yep I drink my coffee black too....any plans for today?do you know ..do you ever get that urge when your cutting hair especially with someone gettin in your nerves ..to make a complete dogs dinner of it..not sayin you would or should but do you ever get that urge ..I def would...
hia pie how are you today then ?still a chirpy?what you and SG doing today ..or do you do your oewn thing? whatever ..enjoy the day..ps no lollipop or Im a brave boy sticker!!!!!
hey bear ..nice to see ya...even nicer to see no reports of the ale making an appearance ..well done you!!!:welldone:
hi Det ...how things in a galaxy far beyond?all good ... fish and chips ?sounds like a good planet you are currently on!!have a great day and warp yourself along to the next constellation..
hi ns ..youve been noticed by your absence ..hows yo today then?all good?likewise ppqp...wheres you this fine day?
right folks for the offski makin cheese!!!
I bumped into an old friend yesterday. I told him I was arranging a night out with the boys on Facebook.
He said, "I'm not on Facebook, so keep me updated by text."
So later on, I sent him a text that said, "My brother-in-law is at a gig, my cousin loves cheese on toast, and a girl I went to school with has bought a cat."
Whenever I come home from the pub, my wife reminds me of Celine Dion's heart.
She goes on and on.
I went to an American art gallery and saw a room full of paintings that had the paint splattered randomly all over the canvas.
"Who painted this crap?" I asked the guide.
"They're Pollock's," she said.
"You can say that again," I agreed.
We've just had a new wooden floor fitted, so I asked my wife to varnish it while I was at work.
she only did the nails, and in fcking pink.
It's great being a pet shop owner, I have a notice in my window - Skunk for sale - The police take no notice and I make a fortune shifting 2 kilos a day.
I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.
It's rubbish. Just says "You can go your own way."
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